Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Brace Yourself for Planetary Shenanigans! May the Force (of Gravity) Be with You!"

The next Capricorn will start in 114 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 24 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 94 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 147 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 128 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Capricorns! Let's have a natter, shall we? Now, as your unofficial cosmic guide and part-time Time Lord companion, I've got some choice tidbits about your celestial journey this week. First things first, Pluto's gone all retrograde in your sign. Don't worry, it's not doing a moonwalk or anything. Retrograde just means it seems to be moving backwards from our Earthly perspective. And you thought only humans could be indecisive! Pluto's retrograde might feel like the universe is slapping a big ol' "back to the drawing board" sign on your forehead. But don't fret! It's actually a great time to reassess, reevaluate and remember where you put your car keys. Just maybe, don't start any intergalactic wars during this time, yeah? Meanwhile, our lovely Luna is rocking a 13.9-day-old full moon. She's really showing off those craters, isn't she? In your world, this could mean a peak in energy and emotions, a bit like when the kettle's about to boil but hasn't quite whistled yet. So if you find yourself turning into a bit of a werewolf, don't worry, you're not alone. And remember, as a Capricorn, you're as sturdy as a mountain goat. Just because Pluto's doing the cha-cha and the moon is brighter than my Uncle Tony at the pub doesn't mean you can't handle it. You've got this! So go forth, take that deep celestial breath and remember to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life every now and then. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrogradeParty #MoonMadness #YouGotThisGoat

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-30-08-2023)