Capricorn Report

"Stellar Alert: Capricorn, Your Planets are Aligning in a Funky Formation - Time to Bust Out Those Dancing Shoes and Cha-Cha with the Universe!"

The next Capricorn will start in 147 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 127 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 180 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 161 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, Capricorn my dear, let's see what the cosmos has in store for you! Your ruling planet Saturn is like a stern headmaster who's been on your case, but with Pluto going retrograde in your sign, it seems like the universe's equivalent of a mischievous kid has tied his shoelaces together. Expect a bit of cosmic chaos, but don't worry, you've got this! The Waxing Gibbous moon, currently 9.8 days old, is like that teenager who's just discovered facial hair and won't shut up about it! It's time to take heed of its phase and embrace growth: intellectual, emotional, or perhaps, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, a new beard. Be alert for unexpected opportunities this week. They might come disguised as problems, but remember, one man's interstellar dust cloud is another man's nebula of opportunity. Also, if you find yourself being too serious, just remember that you're standing on a rock, hurtling through space at 67,000 miles per hour. Puts things in perspective, doesn't it? So to summarize, Capricorn: Embrace chaos, grow a beard, and remember to laugh at the absurdity of it all. This week, be the eccentric space captain of your own destiny! #CapricornChaos #BeardedCapricorn #HurtlingThroughSpace #RetrogradeRollercoaster #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-28-07-2023)