Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Your Stars Align Like Cylons at a Disco! Cosmic Shifts May Result in Unexpected Robotic Dance-Offs!"

The next Capricorn will start in 177 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 5 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 157 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 210 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 191 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! As the most stubborn of all the earth signs, I know you're probably still not convinced that Pluto's not a planet. I know, I know, it's been a while, but hey, some wounds never truly heal. But here's the thing: Pluto might be in retrograde in your sign, but don't take it too personally. It's not like Pluto is sitting up there, plotting your doom while sipping on cosmic martinis. This Pluto retrograde is your chance to dig up those buried feelings you've been hoarding since 2006 when they downgraded Pluto. No more denial, it's time to let go and forgive those astronomers for their scientific audacity! The Waxing Gibbous moon? That's just our celestial buddy trying to tell you that it's time to expand, grow, and maybe even do a little moonlit dance. The moon is 9.3 days old, but who's counting? Well, besides me and other astrologers... and maybe some werewolves. So, get out there, make peace with the Pluto situation, dance under the moon, maybe howl a little if you're into that kind of thing. And remember, Capricorn, we're all made of stardust, even those pesky astronomers. #CapricornLife #PlutoRetrograde #MoonDance #StardustAndScience

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SignToday Is Posting: 28.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-28-06-2023)