Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Channel Your Inner Cylon: Stargazing Through a Lens of Existential Anarchy and Galactic Shenanigans!"

The next Capricorn will start in 27 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 19 days, at Thursday, 14 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 60 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 41 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently in Capricorn

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! You see, the thing is, the universe has a lot to say about your current situation. Right now, Pluto, that cheeky little dwarf planet that can't decide if it's a planet or not (sort of like you trying to decide between eating healthy or gorging on pizza), is having a little rendezvous in your sign. Now, in the grand scheme of the cosmos, this means you should be feeling a smidge extra powerful - sort of like how I feel when I find my sonic screwdriver after misplacing it in the TARDIS. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility... and a lot of unsolicited advice from people who think they know better. So, stick to your guns, and trust your instincts. They're usually right. As for that Waxing Gibbous moon, ah, 12.7 days old. Not quite a teenager yet, but getting there. This means it's time for growth, expansion. Think about it like this: You're like a moon pie in a microwave, ready to explode into delicious marshmallowy goodness. Just don't overdo it, or you'll end up a gooey mess. So, Capricorn, this week, ride the cosmic waves, take on the power of Pluto, and let your inner marshmallow expand. Don't forget to laugh at the absurdity of it all because, in the end, we're all just floating on a big blue-green ball through space. And if that doesn't deserve a giggle, I don't know what does. #AstroNerds #CapricornPower #PlutoGotYourBack #MoonPieLife

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.11.2023 08:32:01 (cap-25-11-2023)