Capricorn Report

"Brace Yourselves, Capricorns! Saturn's Retrograde is About to Make Your Life More Twisted Than a TARDIS Time Loop!"

The next Capricorn will start in 152 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 132 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 185 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 166 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Capricorn, oh Capricorn! Your stars are in a twist, much like a tangle of Romulan noodles, and that pesky Pluto in retrograde isn't helping. It's like the universal equivalent of a Tribble infestation, except these furballs are metaphorical and carry the weight of deep transformation. You might feel like a Vulcan trying to tell a joke – it’s going to take some effort. With the Waxing Crescent moon at the tender age of 5 days, it’s still a little green behind the ears, just like a Starfleet cadet on their first spacewalk. It’s a time for growth, expansion and learning not to touch alien plants no matter how shiny they are. This period asks you to boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before - into the realm of self-reflection. But remember, it's not as bad as a Klingon opera - it's an opportunity to grow, to change, and to possibly avoid stepping on any space-rakes. Embrace the cosmic chaos and remember - space might be the final frontier, but that doesn't mean you can't have a picnic there. Pack your cosmic sandwiches and remember, fortune favors the brave, and those who remember to bring a sweater - space can get a bit nippy. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrograde #WaxingCrescentAdventures #SpacePicnic #ExpectUnexpected #StarTrekAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-23-07-2023)