Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Grab Your Snowshoes and Thermos! Your Stars Predict a Blizzard of Change in Your Love Life!"

The next Capricorn will start in 153 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 8 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 133 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 186 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 167 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! As your resident astrological Vulcan, I find it highly logical to inform you that Pluto - the celestial body which is, let's not forget, no longer considered a full planet (much to its dismay) - is currently spinning backwards in your sign. Now, as any self-respecting Starfleet officer knows, this can cause quite a bit of cosmic turbulence. Expect to feel as if you've been transported into an episode of "Star Trek: The Retrograde Chronicles." This cosmic event might leave you feeling like Scotty has beamed up all your energy and left you in a state of warp drive malfunction. But fear not, for you are a Capricorn, capable of climbing even the steepest mountain with the tenacity of a mountain goat. Furthermore, our moon (which is definitely a real moon, not one of those dodgy holograms) is a waxing crescent, a mere 4.1 days old. It's practically a moon toddler! Its influence might make you feel a bit moody and whimsical. But remember, there are no bad days, only bad attitudes. Wear your emotions like Spock wears his ears - from a place of logic, curiosity and enough emotional distance to rival the space between Earth and the farthest reaches of the galaxy. So, keep calm, stay logical, and remember: even the smallest red dwarf star can have a gravitational pull. #LiveLongAndProsper #PlutoRetrograde #WaxingCrescentMoon #CapricornChronicles

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-22-07-2023)