Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare to Encounter Cosmic Traffic: Saturn's Ring Got a Parking Ticket!"

The next Capricorn will start in 92 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 2 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 72 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 125 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 106 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright, Capricorns! Now don't go panicking on me just because Pluto's gone all retrograde in your sign. It's not like it's suddenly started spinning backwards and playing the soundtrack of your life in reverse. Well, not unless you've got a particularly dramatic taste in music that is. During this time, you might feel a bit like you're walking through a sci-fi movie backwards. Don't worry, it's not Invasion of the Body Snatchers, more like Back to the Future with a twist of Douglas Adams. You might feel like your personal growth has hit a pause button. But hey, remember when you tried to grow that bonsai tree and it ended up looking more like a spindly twig? Growth isn't always a race, sometimes it's about taking the time to get things right. Now, the First Quarter moon is 5.9 days old. That's almost a week, in case you've forgotten how calendars work. It's just like your computer when it's halfway through an update - things might feel a little slow and unresponsive, but the end result will be worth it. Or at least, that's what we're hoping for, right? So, in conclusion, Capricorns, grab a cup of cosmic tea, sit back, and let the universe do its funky thing. Remember, even when things seem to be going backwards, you're still moving forwards... in a roundabout, quantum physics-y sort of way. #Capricorn #AstrologyNerd #PlutoRetrograde #BackwardButForward

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-21-09-2023)