Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, it's time to pull up your Galactic Go-Go Boots: Cosmic Hokey-Pokey forecasted!"

The next Capricorn will start in 124 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 7 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 104 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 157 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 138 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, my Capricorn comrades! Now, I know you're not one for small talk so let's cut to the chase: Pluto's in retrograde and he’s crashing at your place. No worries, though. He's just cleaning out his cosmic closet and dusting off some old karmic skeletons. It's like a celestial spring-cleaning without the actual spring (or cleaning). Now, this planetary house guest of ours isn't exactly Mr. Popular in the solar system. He's more like that eccentric uncle who shows up with a suitcase full of weird, unearthed family secrets and a penchant for turning your world upside down. But hey, who doesn't love a bit of chaos, right? While Uncle Pluto is taking a sabbatical in your sign, you might find yourself delving into the depths of your own inner world. It's like a deep-sea dive into the Mariana Trench of your psyche. Bring a flashlight, or better yet, a lightsaber. Who says astrology can't be nerdy? And let's not forget about our waxing crescent moon. 3.6 days old, fresh as a daisy, and just barely visible in the evening sky. This cosmic kiddo is all about new beginnings, even if it does look like someone took a bite out of it. A word of advice: Don't rush into anything. Take your time, just like the moon. It doesn't try to shine all at once, but takes its time to grow and glow. So should you. Embrace your inner tortoise, not the hare. In summary, dear Capricorns, this week is going to be like a sci-fi movie, complete with aliens (Pluto), spaceships (the Moon), and your very own mission to explore uncharted territories of your soul. So buckle up, it's going to be a cosmic ride. And remember, may the force be with you. #CapricornChaos #PlutoRetrograde #WaxOnWaxCrescent #NerdyAstrology

#Capricorn

SignToday Is Posting: 20.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-20-08-2023)