Capricorn Report

"Logical Conclusions and Goat-like Ambitions: Capricorn’s Fortnightly Forecast - Now with 87.6% More Predictive Models and Klingon Proverbs!"

The next Capricorn will start in 126 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 9 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 106 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 159 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 140 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 1.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey, Capricorns! Gather 'round the campfire, pull up a beanbag chair, or, if you're feeling extra terrestrial today, levitate cross-legged in mid-air; it's time for your cosmic update! So, Pluto is currently throwing a retrograde party in your sign. To the uninitiated, this might sound like a celestial catastrophe, as if Pluto's broken down on its cosmic road trip and is now stuck in Capricorn's driveway, but fear not, my goat friends! This is not an interstellar inconvenience but a divine opportunity. In human speak, this means it's time to dig up those old dreams and ideas that have been buried under the daily grind. Remember that concept for a rocket-powered skateboard? Or the design for Venusian vegan cuisine? Yeah, it's time to dust off those projects and take them for a spin again. And hey, with the New Moon barely out of diapers at 1.7 days old, it's a prime time for new beginnings. It's like the universe's way of saying, "You got this, Capricorn! Now, get out there and show them what you're made of!" But remember, amidst all this cosmic chaos, don't forget to breathe! Or blink. Seriously, it's weird if you don't blink. Hold on tight, Capricorn. This is your chance to turn stardust into gold. You've got the power of the cosmos behind you. So, grab those binary stars by the horns, revamp your spaceship's engines, and let’s boldly go where no Capricorn has gone before! #CapricornCrazy #PlutoParty #NewMoonMagic #RocketPoweredDreams #BlinkIfYouBelieveInAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-18-08-2023)