Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, I'm Afraid I Can't Let You Ignore This Forecast: Your Stars are Aligning for a Cosmic Comedy!"

The next Capricorn will start in 158 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 13 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 138 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 191 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 172 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 29.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Oh, star-crossed Capricorn, your planetary buddy Pluto is currently doing a backflip in your sign - classic Pluto, right? Always stirring up a cosmic conundrum with its retrograde routines. Honestly, it's like living with a roommate who rearranges the furniture while you're out. #PlutoRetrogradeProblems Now, don't fret my astrological aficionado. It's not all cosmic chaos. There is a method to this celestial madness. You see, when Pluto goes retrograde, it's basically like hitting the rewind button on an old VHS tape (remember those?). It's time for some good ol' fashioned introspection and reassessment. And you, my goat-fish friend, are a natural at this. As for our New Moon, she's feeling mature at 29.2 days old. She might be nearing her bedtime, but don't let that fool you. This is a prime time for setting intentions. Think of it like planting seeds in the fertile soil of your subconscious. #MoonMagic And speaking of moons, the next full moon is scheduled for 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023. A perfect time to roast marshmallows under the moonlight, have some deep existential thoughts, and maybe even howl a little. No judgment here. #FullMoonFestivities So, Capricorn, take a deep breath, roll up your sleeves, and get ready for some serious self-discovery. You've got this! Remember, in the immortal words of Carl Sagan, "We are made of star-stuff." So shine on, you crazy diamond! #CapricornCosmicChaos

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-17-07-2023)