Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, prepare for a cosmic concoction of interstellar karma, as your goat-like tenacity meets the celestial dwarf's quirkiness: It's crunch time in the astral plane, baby!"

The next Capricorn will start in 188 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 16 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 168 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 221 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 202 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 28.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! As Pluto retrogrades its way through your sign like a confused wombat, you may find yourself reevaluating past decisions and wondering whether you should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. Fear not, for the cosmic energies are in your favor, my dear space goats! With the New Moon being 28.7 days old, it's like when you're trying to remember the name of that one actor from that obscure sci-fi show you watched at 3 am last year. You know, the one with the tentacles? Anyway, this is the perfect time to embrace your inner nerd and dive headfirst into new projects or revisit the ones you left behind. Like finishing that fan fiction you started in college – you know the one. As the next Full Moon approaches on July 3rd at precisely 11:40:30 (set your intergalactic timers), prepare to bask in the lunar spotlight as your hard work pays off! Remember to stay grounded, though – even if you feel like you're flying high above the stars. Keep your feet firmly planted on Earth, or at least invest in some nifty moon boots for extra traction. So, dear Capricorns, embrace these cosmic vibrations and trust in the universe to guide you. After all, we're just specks of stardust floating through the great cosmic soup, trying to make sense of our place in the galaxy. And as always, don't forget your towel. #CapriCosmicVibes #PlutoRetrogradeWombat #SpaceGoatsUnite #NerdyAstrology #FullMoonParty #DontPanic

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-17-06-2023)