Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Success: Your Planetary Alignments are Looking More Promising than Mulder's Conspiracy Theories!"

The next Capricorn will start in 159 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 14 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 139 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 192 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 173 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Capricorns! Time for your cosmic weather report, coming to you live from the farthest reaches of the cosmos (aka my mum's basement). So, Pluto is throwing a retrograde party in your sign this week! Oh yes, Pluto, you know, the "planet" that got downgraded to a 'dwarf planet'? Don't worry, it's not taking its demotion out on you. In fact, it’s here to help you clean out your metaphorical closet. It’s like Marie Kondo, if she was a celestial body several billion miles away. The New Moon is almost 28.2 days old, which, in moon years, makes it... still a baby. Aww. This little lunar toddler is encouraging you to start something new. Maybe it's time to finally plant that herb garden you've been talking about, or learn Klingon. You know, normal stuff. And get ready, our next Full Moon is clocking in at 18:33:26 on the 1st of August, 2023. I would say 'mark your calendars', but let's be honest, who still uses physical calendars? It's all in the cloud now. This Full Moon is going to be like a spotlight on your achievements. It's your moment to shine! Just remember, if you start howling, people might look at you funny. So, in summary, embrace the changes Pluto brings, channel the energy of the New Moon to start fresh endeavours and prepare for your moment under the Full Moon’s spotlight. And most importantly, keep being your awesome Capricorn self! #CapricornChronicles #PlutoRetrograde #NewMoonVibes #FullMoonFever #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.07.2023 08:32:02 (cap-16-07-2023)