Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: Get to the Choppa! Your Stars Are About to Take Off!"

The next Capricorn will start in 98 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 8 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 78 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 131 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 112 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The New moon is currently 0.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Alright Capricorn, listen up! Your ruling planet, Saturn, who's usually such a taskmaster (you know, the kind that would have you alphabetizing your spice rack on a Friday night), is taking a backseat for a moment. It's that punk retrograde Pluto causing all the ruckus in your sign right now. Now, Pluto may be the runt of the planetary litter - so small it was booted from the planetary club and then snuck back in when no one was looking - but when it goes retrograde, it’s like a Chihuahua on espresso, causing chaos left and right. You might be feeling a heavy dose of "life is meaningless" existential dread that has you questioning everything from your career choices to why pizza is round but comes in a square box. But hey, it's all part of the ride. Embrace the chaos, my Capricorn friend. Meanwhile, the moon is so new it's practically a baby, just 0.2 days old. It's barely cut its lunar teeth yet. This means it's a perfect time to start fresh, like cleaning out your closet or finally starting that sci-fi novel about time-traveling alpacas you've been thinking of. So, let's summarize: Pluto's rocking your world, the moon is in diapers, and you're here trying to keep it all together. Buckle up, buttercup. It's going to be a wild ride. Remember, the universe doesn't throw anything at you that you can't handle...or at least that you can't turn into a hilarious story later. #CapricornChaos #RetrogradeRodeo #DiaperMoon #TimeTravelingAlpacas

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-15-09-2023)