Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Laugh: Even the Predator Can't Resist Your Killer Charm This Month!"

The next Capricorn will start in 223 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 23 days, at Monday, 05 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 203 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 256 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 237 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 30 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.9 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn space cadets! 🚀 It's time for another intergalactic horoscope transmission from your fave astro-nerd, Aeryn Sun. With the third quarter moon looking like a celestial cheese slice at 22.9 days old, you might find yourself craving some cosmic gouda, but the universe has other plans. 🌗🧀 This week, Capricorns, prepare to channel your inner Crichton, as your practical and earthy nature will be put to the test. You might stumble upon a wormhole, but don't worry, you'll navigate it like a boss! Just remember to keep your translator microbes handy (aka - trust your instincts). 🪐🔬 Love will be in retrograde, so expect some romantic turbulence. If you're feeling like a Scarran in heat, just take a chill pill, and remember that love is like a solar flare - it can be unpredictable and intense, but ultimately, it'll light up your life. 💞☄️ Work-wise, you'll be as determined as a Peacekeeper Commando, conquering tasks like a space battle mastermind. But watch out for any Nebari mind cleanses trying to steal your thunder - you've got this! 💼💥 To sum it up, Capricorns, embrace your inner space explorer, and don't forget to bring along your sense of humor - even if it sometimes feels like it's stuck in a black hole. 🕳️😂 Until next time, stargazers: #CapricornCapers #CosmicGouda #WormholeWisdom #PeacekeeperProductivity #LoveSolarFlare #NebariNoMore #InterstellarHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-13-05-2023)