Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves! Saturn's Ring Not a Hula Hoop After All: Expect Sudden Realizations and Less Waist Swinging This Week!"

The next Capricorn will start in 101 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 11 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 81 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 134 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 115 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 27.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Well, hello there, Capricorns! I hope you're buckled up for this cosmic rollercoaster ride because it's about to get a little bumpy. Star Wars fans, think of it as riding a Tauntaun on Hoth without a saddle. Yeah, that bumpy! You see, Pluto is currently pulling a 'Ben Kenobi' on us and decided to go retrograde in your sign. Now, before you panic and start building a Death Star to deal with this, let me tell you - it's not as scary as it sounds. You'll just have to deal with some buried issues resurfacing, like that time you told everyone you could do the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs and now can't remember how to even start the Millennium Falcon. Now, the Waning Crescent moon (27.1 days old, in case you wanted to send her a birthday card) might make you feel like you're fighting Stormtroopers in the dark. But worry not, because just like Boba Fett, you Capricorns are resourceful, adaptable and have a knack for coming out of sticky situations smelling like roses (or in Fett's case, probably motor oil and victory). Remember, the next full moon is at 9:58:21, on the 29th of September 2023. Mark this date, because it's going to be like the Ewoks' party at the end of Return of the Jedi. So prepare your best dance moves, and remember, no lightsabers on the dance floor! So, grab your blasters and strap on your jetpacks, Capricorns. It's time to face the galaxy head-on. May the force (and the cosmos) be with you! #CapricornHoroscope #PlutoRetrograde #StarWarsAstrology #BobaFettStyle #TheForceIsStrongWithThisOne

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-12-09-2023)