Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Brace Yourself! Saturn is Doing the Cha-Cha and It's About to Shake Up Your Coffee Routine!"

The next Capricorn will start in 163 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 18 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 143 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 196 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 177 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there Capricorn, or should I call you the 'Cosmic Goat?' Look, Pluto is retrograding in your sign right now. Relax, no need to panic, it's not like the planet's going to crash into your living room...although that would be quite the icebreaker at parties. "Oh this? Just Pluto, he's crashing at my place for a while." You thought Mercury retrograde was a cosmic pain in the asteroid? Pluto retrograde is like Mercury's big bad cousin who only shows up for Thanksgiving and eats all the stuffing. In other words, this is a time for you to face your deepest, darkest fears. And no, I'm not talking about that nightmare where you show up to work naked. This celestial slow dance is all about transformation, like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly, or a nerd turning into...well, a nerd with better glasses. It's about shedding your old skin and saying hello to the new you. And if you're lucky, the new you will have less back hair. The moon is also a waning crescent and 24.4 days old. Not that she's counting or anything. This phase of the moon is like that last slice of pizza. You're not sure if you should eat it, throw it away, or keep it for breakfast. But in lunar terms, it means it's time for you to let go, release, and cleanse. Kinda like a spiritual detox, but without the gross green smoothies. So Capricorns, here's your cosmic homework for the week: embrace change, face those fears (yeah, even the naked-at-work one), and let go of what no longer serves you. Oh, and if Pluto shows up at your door, don't forget to charge him rent. #TransformativeGoat #PlutoPajamaParty #WaningCrescentCleanse #EmbraceTheChange #NakedFears #AstrologyHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-12-07-2023)