Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, May the Cosmic Force Be With You: Your Planetary Rebellion Begins This Month! Join the Stardust Alliance and Restore Balance to Your Galactic Empire!"

The next Capricorn will start in 194 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 22 days, at Monday, 03 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 174 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 227 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 208 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn tomorrow, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Hey there, me lovely Capricorns! Gather 'round, for I have some smeggin' fantastic astrological news for you, courtesy of the Third Quarter moon, which is currently 22.7 days old. Yeah, it's getting on a bit, but hey, who am I to judge? Now, as we all know, Capricorns are ruled by Saturn - that big, ringed beauty that looks like it's accessorizing for a cosmic disco party. Well, my groovy goat friends, this moon cycle is about to bring out your inner dancefloor diva! You'll find yourself craving a bit of extra pizzazz in your life, so don't be afraid to add a touch of sparkle to your wardrobe (I'm talking sequins, glitter, and even a cheeky pair of moon boots). It's time to embrace your funky side, dudes and dudettes! On the work front, you'll feel the urge to bring some humor to the office. So why not crack a few puns at the water cooler or start a nerdy sci-fi meme chain in the group chat? Just remember, you're not Rimmer, so don't be too annoying, okay? Romantically, your quirky charm will be more irresistible than ever. You'll have potential partners flocking to you like Scutters to a curry buffet. Just make sure to use your powers of attraction wisely - we don't want any intergalactic love wars, now do we? Alright, me little space goats, that's all from your good ol' modern astrologer Dave Lister. Embrace your inner hippie, and may the Third Quarter moon bring you a smeg-load of cosmic awesomeness! #CapricornChronicles #DanceFloorDiva #SaturnSwag #ThirdQuarterMoonVibes #DaveListerAstrology #CosmicCurry

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.06.2023 08:32:01 (cap-11-06-2023)