Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Engage Thrusters: It's Time to Boldly Go Where No Goat Has Gone Before - Your Comfort Zone!"

The next Capricorn will start in 134 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 17 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 114 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 167 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 148 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! It's time to dust off those aspirations of world domination because this week, you're playing host to a retrograde Pluto. Now don't get all Gollum on me, no "my precious" nonsense here. I'm talking about the planet, not the Disney dog. Pluto in retrograde is like that one tech-savvy friend who always insists on helping you with your computer. It's time for some serious introspection, my friend. Think of it as a system update for your soul. But remember, just like any software update, things might go haywire - emotions running wilder than Dr. Daniel Jackson when he spots a new artifact to decipher. Now, the moon is currently at a waning crescent and 24 days old, which is a polite way of saying it's almost out of juice. This phase is all about letting go and releasing. It's a great time to declutter. No, I'm not talking about your closet filled with Cheyenne Mountain memorabilia. I mean those inner stashes of self-doubt, overthinking, and second-guessing. Toss them out like yesterday's coffee grounds. So, dear Capricorn, let the stars be your guide this week, not some pesky alien overlords. And remember, even if things seem to be spinning in circles faster than a Stargate dialing up a new address, the universe has got your back. #CapricornHoroscope #PlutoRetrograde #WaningCrescent #StargateStyle #AstrologyNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-10-08-2023)