By The Chip Witch on Monday, 10 July 2023
Category: Capricorn

Capricorn Report

"Capricorn: This week, prepare to be more popular than a cat in an alien spaceship. Hold on to your space helmets!"

The next Capricorn will start in 165 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 20 days, at Sunday, 30 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 145 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 198 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 179 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hello there, Capricorn! Now, let's get straight to it. With Pluto, your old pal, pulling a bit of a disappearing act in your sign and the moon entering its awkward teen phase, you might feel like you've inadvertently walked into a sci-fi show. Perhaps Babylon 5? No, it's not an IKEA shelf, it's your life! Pluto retrograde in your sign is like that nerdy friend from high school suddenly becoming cooler than you. It's confusing, it's a bit annoying, but hey, at least it's not boring, right? The trick is to follow Pluto’s lead - embrace the unexpected. Start by wearing mismatched socks or eating cereal for dinner. Go wild! While the Third Quarter moon, sitting pretty at 22.4 days old, is essentially the moon's version of a mid-life crisis. Expect some serious mood swings - one moment you're king of the world, the next you're questioning why pizza boxes aren't recyclable. It's all part of the cosmic journey, my friend. In short, dear Capricorn, brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, absurdities, and existential pizza box crises. Remember: just as the moon cycles, this too shall pass. Keep your sense of humor about you and your ever-practical Capricorn feet on the ground (unless you find an anti-gravity machine, in which case, definitely float around a bit.) #CapricornCraziness #PlutoRetrogradeRide #QuarterLifeMoonCrises #AstrologicalIKEA #Babylon5Horoscopes

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SignToday Is Posting: 10.07.2023 08:32:01 (cap-10-07-2023)

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