Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Grab Your Goat Horns: It's Time to Climb the Corporate Ladder or Wrestle Alien Invaders, Whichever Comes First!"

The next Capricorn will start in 105 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 15 days, at Saturday, 23 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 85 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 138 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 119 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Capricorn! Well, the stars have been gossiping about you again, and with Pluto in retrograde, things are about to get as twisted as a pretzel in a gravity field. You see, when Pluto goes retrograde, it's like the universe's way of pressing the rewind button on your VHS tape of life. And if you're too young to understand that reference, imagine Netflix with more static and less choice. Now, as for that Third Quarter Moon, at 23.5 days old, it's just entered its rebellious teenager phase. It's slamming doors, playing loud music, and generally causing a cosmic ruckus. This may cause a bit of emotional unrest for you, but remember, teenage moons will be teenage moons. Just try not to take it personally when it refuses to clean its room. During this time, your inner scientist might feel the urge to correct everyone around you on their lack of astrological knowledge. Embrace your inner nerd, but remember, not everyone appreciates a lecture on the gravitational effects of a retrograde Pluto at a party. Especially if they're just trying to enjoy their cheese and pineapple hedgehog. And finally, remember this: Even when things seem to be going backwards, you're still moving forwards. So, hold onto your spectacles, put on your best tie-dye shirt, and let your Capricorn resilience shine. #Capricorn #PlutoRetrograde #QuarterMoonChaos #AstrologyNerd #TieDyeIsIn #StayResilient

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.09.2023 08:32:01 (cap-08-09-2023)