Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Hang Onto Your Horns: Cosmic Chaos Ahead, But Don't Worry - It's Just the Universe Rearranging Your Furniture!"

The next Capricorn will start in 138 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 21 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 118 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 171 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 152 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

"Hey there, Capricorns! Now, I don't want to alarm you, but Pluto is currently retrograde in your sign. Yes, yes, I know, Pluto isn't technically a planet anymore (still hurts, doesn't it?), but in our astrological world, it still packs quite a punch! When Pluto goes retrograde, it's like the Death Star looming over Alderaan, but don't worry, you're not Alderaan! You're more like the Millennium Falcon, agile and adaptable. You've got this! This period is all about transformation, just like when I went from Tatooine farm boy to Jedi Knight. So, if you've been feeling like a droid stuck in a sandcrawler, this is your time to break free and find your Obi-Wan Kenobi. The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 20 days old (no, it's not having a mid-life crisis), invites you to release and let go. It's like Yoda said, 'You must unlearn what you have learned.' Or was it 'Do or do not, there is no try'? Well, either way, both are applicable here. So, whether it's old habits, toxic Wookiees, or just that weird green milk I once tried, it's time to let it go. And remember, like a Jedi, trust your intuition. It's your lightsaber in the dark corridors of the Death Star. Stay strong, Capricorns, and may the Force be with you! #CapricornForce #PlutoRetrograde #WaningGibbous #LifeIsNotAlderaan #ReleaseTheOld #TrustTheForce"

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.08.2023 08:32:01 (cap-06-08-2023)