Capricorn Report

"Capricorn, Get Ready to Climb the Mountain of Life… Just Don't Forget Your Geeky Hiking Boots and a Thermos of Cosmic Tea!"

The next Capricorn will start in 141 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 24 days, at Sunday, 27 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 121 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 174 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 155 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Capricorn

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Capricorn! You know, with Pluto retrograde in your sign, it's like you're at a cosmic dance party and Pluto decided to do the moonwalk right through your personal space. Awkward, huh? But here's the kicker - this retrograde isn't about causing chaos (even if it seems like it’s borrowed a page from Murphy's law). It's about transformation, kind of like how a caterpillar becomes a butterfly, but hopefully with less goo. You're being nudged (well, more like given a cosmic kick in the pants) to re-evaluate what's important and discard what's not serving you anymore. Maybe it's that collection of vintage floppy disks or that embarrassing email address you've had since 7th grade (we know, dragon_lover_4eva sounded cool back then). And with the Waning Gibbous moon, that's basically the universe's way of saying, "Hey, time to let go!" So let go of ideas, things, and maybe even people who are as useful as dial-up in an age of fiber optics. But don't forget, you're a Capricorn! You're as resilient as a Nokia 3310 and as reliable as gravity. You've got this! #PlutoGotNoChill #WaningGibbousGlowup #CapricornsRetrogradeRodeo #CosmicSpringCleaning #NokiaStrong

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.08.2023 08:32:02 (cap-03-08-2023)