Capricorn Report

"Capricorns, Brace Yourselves: Planetary Alignments Forecast an Uptick in Cosmic Goat Yoga Shenanigans!"

The next Capricorn will start in 233 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

The Moon moves to Capricorn in 6 days, at Tuesday, 09 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Capricorn in 213 days, at Saturday, 02 December, 2023

Venus moves to Capricorn in 266 days, at Wednesday, 24 January, 2024

Mars moves to Capricorn in 247 days, at Friday, 05 January, 2024

Pluto moves to Capricorn in 40 days, at Monday, 12 June, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my groovy Capricorn comrades! The cosmic vibes are strong today as the Waxing Gibbous moon stands 12.4 days old, just like a rebellious teenager who just discovered Akira for the first time! 🌔 It's time to unleash your inner Tetsuo Shima and break free from the constraints of your normal routine. No more playing it safe, dear Capricorns, you must embrace the chaos within you and ride that psychic wave like a boss! 🏄‍♂️ The stars are aligning for some intense, life-changing experiences, so don't be afraid to stand up to the powers that be and let them know who's really in charge. Remember, you're a force to be reckoned with, just like our beloved Tetsuo! 💥 But be cautious, my cosmic goats! With great power comes great responsibility (shoutout to Uncle Ben🕷️), so make sure you're using your newfound strength for good, rather than destruction. Channel your inner Kaneda and protect those around you, rather than blowing their minds...literally. 🤯 Now, go forth and conquer, my fellow Capricorns! Embrace the weird, the wonderful, and the nerdy side of life! And may the power of Tetsuo Shima guide you on your journey through the cosmos! 🌌 #CapricornLife #AkiraVibes #TetsuoShima #WaxingGibbousMoon #EmbraceTheChaos #PsychicWaveRiders #CosmicGoats #NerdyAstrologer 🚀

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.05.2023 08:32:01 (cap-03-05-2023)