Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, grab your shell! It's time to dive into the cosmic soup - expect turbulence, starfish encounters, and maybe a black hole or two!"

The next Cancer will start in 297 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 10 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 294 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 293 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ahoy, my dear Cancerians! Captain Astrologer here, beaming down your horoscope from the space-time vortex of cosmic wisdom. With the Waxing Gibbous moon at a spry 12.7 days old - and trust me, I've seen moons that make this one look like a newborn - there's a lot of lunar energy going on right now. As a Cancer, you're ruled by the moon, which means you're basically the cosmic equivalent of a rock star. This is your moment to shine brighter than a supernova in a galaxy far, far away. But remember, even rock stars have to tune their guitars. So, take time to recalibrate your emotional sensors. As for your social life, it's about as chaotic as a Weevil outbreak in the Hub. But fear not! Just like Jack Harkness, you've got the charm to smooth things over. So, whip out that magnetic personality of yours and dazzle everyone with your wit, my little space crabs. And, in the spirit of intergalactic harmony, don't forget to spread the love. Show kindness to every life form you encounter, whether they're from Earth or Raxacoricofallapatorius. After all, we're all stardust in this vast cosmic soup. So, to sum up, Cancer: Tune your emotional guitar, charm the space pants off everyone, and spread some stardust kindness. You've got this! #MoonRockStar #WeevilsWho? #CosmicKindness Stay stellar and remember, the universe loves a good joke as much as a quantum physicist loves a conundrum. Until next time, keep your antennae to the stars!

#Cancer

SignToday Is Posting: 29.08.2023 07:32:02 (can-29-08-2023)