Cancer Report

"Crabby Cancer, Prepare to Swap Your Shell for Spandex as Venus Moonwalks into Your House of Funky Transformation!"

The next Cancer will start in 152 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 2 days, at Tuesday, 23 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 149 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 148 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 228 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hello, my celestial crustacean comrades! This is your favorite star-whisperer with a new cosmic dispatch. Now, listen up Cancerians! Under the watchful gaze of our 10.6-day-old waxing gibbous moon (or as I like to call it, the celestial cheese wheel in its prime), you're in for an out-of-this-world experience. This week, your emotions may feel like they've been tossed into a blender the size of Jupiter and set on "pulsate." Fear not, dear crabs! You're not morphing into a real-life Dalek. You're merely responding to the lunar love letters being sent by our moon that's currently in its best 'I'm-not-quite-full-but-still-gorgeous' phase. Now, if you start feeling a little crabby - and I don't mean in the cool crustacean way - just remember to breathe. Yes, that's right, folks. Our oxygen supply hasn't run out yet! #ScoreOneForEarth #BreathingIsBelieving Mars is also shaking its cosmic pompoms for you this week, so channel your inner Time Lord and conquer those looming deadlines or tricky social situations! You didn’t travel through all of time and space to be defeated by a little earthly stress, did you? #NotOnMyGalacticWatch Speaking of the Red Planet, did you know Mars is the only planet inhabited solely by robots? How's that for a nerdy nugget of knowledge? #MindBlown #MarsIsForMechs Stay in tune with the universe, my dear Cancerians. And remember, like the TARDIS, you're much bigger on the inside. Your potential is as infinite as the cosmos. So, get out there and make some stardust magic happen! #CancerPower Until next time, keep your antennas to the stars and your hearts full of love. And remember, in a universe as vast and unpredictable as ours, it's important to take things one light year at a time. #AstroAmySigningOff

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.01.2024 07:32:01 (can-21-01-2024)