By The Chip Witch on Friday, 18 August 2023
Category: Cancer

Cancer Report

"Cancer, Hasta la Vista to Bad Vibes: Your Star-vival Guide for the Month!"

The next Cancer will start in 308 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 21 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 305 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 304 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Cancer! Grasp your Wookiee crossbow, because the new moon is as fresh as a Tatooine morning, only 1.7 days old - practically a baby Ewok. Your nurturing instincts are kicking in stronger than a Rancor with a toothache. This week might seem like you're stuck in a Sarlacc pit, but remember, you've got the tenacity of a Corellian smuggler. Keep your blaster at the ready, and don't let anyone tell you the odds. You may feel like you're navigating an asteroid field when it comes to relationships, but fear not. Remember, even a scruffy-looking nerf herder can win the heart of a princess. Just be your warm, caring self, and you'll find your co-pilot in no time. Work might have you feeling like you're on the Kessel Run, but keep pushing forward. The Force is strong with you in this area, and I'm pretty sure Yoda would say, "Do or do not... there is no try." So do it, you will! Remember, Cancer, even if it feels like you're entering the dark side this week, hold onto your inner Chewbacca and let out a mighty roar. You've got this! #CancerHoroscope #AstrologyNerd #StarWars #HanSoloStyle #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.08.2023 07:32:01 (can-18-08-2023)

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