Cancer Report

"Cancerians, prepare to come out of your shells: Cosmic Crab season is upon us! Time to pinch reality and claw your way to success!"

The next Cancer will start in 286 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The moon is currently in Cancer

Mercury moves to Cancer in 283 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 282 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 362 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Good day, my celestial crustaceans! The moon, your ruler, has taken up residence in your cozy celestial condo, Cancer. With the moon being a 24.4-day-old Waning Crescent, it's like having your eccentric Aunt Edna visiting, who insists on rearranging your living room furniture and eating all your favorite snacks. Prepare to feel a bit "out of sorts," as they say! Remember how in Babylon 5 Delenn basically went from a bald alien to a full-fledged human with fabulous hair? That's you right now, my crabby comrades. You're undergoing a metamorphosis, from your outer shell to your tender insides, which might be a little disconcerting, but hey, at least you'll come out of it with a metaphorical great hairdo! During this phase, you'll find yourself sorting through your emotional pantry, deciding which feelings are still fresh and which have long expired. Hint: if it smells like regret and tastes like bitterness, it's time to throw it out! You may also feel a strong pull towards home and hearth. Be like a hobbit and relish in the comforts of your own abode. Maybe bake some bread, write poetry, or simply binge-watch Babylon 5 from your comfy couch. You do you, my cosmic crustacean! Just remember that change, while sometimes as uncomfortable as a porcupine in a nudist colony, is necessary for growth. So toss out those expired emotions, embrace your inner Delenn, and let your fabulous metaphorical hair blow in the cosmic winds of change! #CancerSeason #MoonInCancer #Babylon5Vibes #CosmicCrustacean #DelennGlowUp #WaningCrescentWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-09-09-2023)