Cancer Report

"Cancer, prepare for a cosmic crab-walk! The stars whisper 'sideways is the new forward' and your moon's in retrograde. Hold onto your shells!"

The next Cancer will start in 77 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 9 days, at Sunday, 14 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Cancer in 74 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 73 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

Mars moves to Cancer in 153 days, at Thursday, 05 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, my lovably crustacean Cancerians! The stars are telling me to deliver your cosmic memo, so buckle up, put on your favourite tie-dye shirt and let's rocket into the celestial realm faster than a photon escaping a black hole. Now, your ever-faithful moon is currently in its Waning Crescent phase, about as thin as my patience with flat-earthers. At 25.6 days old, it's practically a millennial in moon years. Don't worry though, it's not experiencing a quarter-life crisis just yet - no existential dread or sudden need to backpack around Mars. But this does mean that you, dear Cancer, may feel a bit like you're in the twilight zone. Everything seems slightly off-kilter, like when you remember Pluto isn't technically a planet anymore. (I'm still not over it, by the way. #JusticeForPluto) As for the next full moon, it's due on 23rd April 2024 at precisely 23:51:09. Mark your calendars, set your sundials, or if you're really fancy, program your quantum computers. This full moon promises an emotional high tide, so prepare yourself for some serious feels. Don't be surprised if you find yourself tearing up at an episode of Star Trek. (Spock's farewell gets me every time, too.) So, what's the good news? Well, this waning phase is a great time for introspection. You might want to hunker down in your shell and ponder the mysteries of the universe. Like, why does toast always fall butter-side down? Or, why don't we have a base 12 number system? It'd make astrology calculations so much easier! Remember, your mood may ebb and flow like the tides of the cosmic ocean, but I promise you, it's all part of the beautiful cosmic ballet. So, grab your telescope, don your favourite lab coat, and dance like no one's observing. Until next time, keep reaching for the stars and remember #TheMoonIsNotAFlatDisk.

#Cancer

SignToday Is Posting: 05.04.2024 07:32:01 (can-05-04-2024)