Cancer Report

"Cancer, Your Stars are Crabbing: Expect Pinches of Reality and Waves of Laughter!"

The next Cancer will start in 293 days, at Friday, 21 June, 2024

The Moon moves to Cancer in 6 days, at Friday, 08 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Cancer in 290 days, at Tuesday, 18 June, 2024

Venus moves to Cancer in 289 days, at Monday, 17 June, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Cancer, my celestial crustaceans! The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old... which, incidentally, is the same age as the sandwich I found in the back of my fridge. Coincidence? I think not! This lunar phase signals a time to wrap up projects, tie loose ends, and generally avoid starting anything new... much like the end of a sci-fi series that's run its course. (I'm looking at you, Season 5 of Babylon 5) Jupiter and the Sun are having a bit of a cosmic dance-off in your house of communication. This means you might find yourself with an uncharacteristic urge to explain quantum mechanics to your cat. Don't worry, Mr. Whiskers is more understanding than you think. Also, remember when I mentioned that sandwich? Well, it's not just a forgotten relic of lunch past, it's a metaphor for your life. Take this time to clean out your own proverbial fridge – declutter your space, your mind, and even your contact list. That guy from high school who keeps sending you pyramid scheme invites? Time to let him go. On a final note, Mars is in retrograde, so watch out for rogue gym equipment. The last thing you need is a hostile treadmill. Stay groovy, Cancer. The stars may not dictate your destiny, but they sure do make it a heck of a lot more interesting. #CancerHoroscope #AstroFun #WaningGibbousMoon #QuantumMechanicsCatChat #DeclutterLife #RogueTreadmill

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.09.2023 07:32:01 (can-02-09-2023)