Retrograde Report for 24 February, 2024

There are no planets in retrograde!

First off, Mercury has crash-landed in Pisces. It's like putting Spock in a rom-com – all logic has been tossed out the window, replaced by feelings and intuition. Expect communication to get a little mushy, like a s'more left in a wormhole. #MercuryInPisces #FeelTheFeelings

Venus, our love goddess, is currently hanging out in Aquarius. Your love life might feel like a quirky Star Trek episode - unexpected, futuristic, and maybe even involving a few aliens. Embrace the oddities and enjoy the ride! #VenusInAquarius #LoveIsAlien

Mars, too, is doing the Aquarius shuffle. Assertiveness meets non-conformity? It's like Yoda decided to rock an electric guitar! Don't be surprised if your ambitions take a slightly eccentric turn. Just roll with it, my friends. #MarsInAquarius #EccentricAmbitions

Jupiter is lounging in Taurus, making us all feel a bit like hobbits - all we want are second breakfasts and naps. Use this time to indulge in life's simple pleasures. #JupiterInTaurus #HobbitLife

Saturn is currently taking a dip in the emotional sea of Pisces. Suddenly, responsibilities feel like trying to solve Schrödinger's cat paradox. Remember, my friends, balance is key here. #SaturnInPisces #CatsAndQuantumPhysics

Meanwhile, Uranus is bunking with Taurus, bringing about changes as unpredictable as a plot twist in Game of Thrones. Hold on to your seats, folks, and remember: chaos is a ladder! #UranusInTaurus #ChaosIsALadder

Neptune is also hanging out in Pisces, making our dreams as vivid and confusing as a David Lynch film. If you find yourself dreaming of singing log ladies, don't panic - it's just Neptune doing its thing. #NeptuneInPisces #DreamyConfusion

Lastly, Pluto in Aquarius is bringing transformation that’s

The moon is currently in Virgo, at 02 degrees, 10' 29", at a velocity of 11.88 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. It is 404811.68 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

The solar wind environment was at nominal levels. Total field strength peaked at 7 nT and Bz was variable between +7 nT to -5 nT. Wind speeds averaged near 325 km/s. The Phi angle was at a positive orientation through about 23/0900 UTC and variable thereafter.

There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.