There are no planets in retrograde!

Well, Well, Well, Look What The Cosmic Cat Dragged In!

Are you feeling the Aquarian overload yet? Mercury, Venus, Mars, and Pluto are all hanging out in the land of the water bearer like it's some sort of cosmic Star Trek convention. #AquariusParty

Mercury in Aquarius is making everyone's brain feel like they've just downloaded the entire Wikipedia database. So, while you're spouting off quantum physics theories to your cat, remember: he might be the only one who finds it as fascinating as you do. #BrainyIsTheNewSexy

Venus in Aquarius has got our love lives looking more like an episode of Black Mirror than The Bachelor. It's all about unconventional attractions right now. Got a crush on that barista who knows how to make a perfect almond milk flat white? Go for it! #LoveIsLove

With Mars also in Aquarius, it's like we're all suddenly into LARPing. I mean, who doesn't want to pretend they're a medieval warrior on a Tuesday afternoon? Just remember the golden rule: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye (or their dignity). #LARPing4Life

And then there's Pluto, making us all want to transform society one recycled coffee cup at a time. Yes, you can change the world, but maybe start with cleaning your room first? #SmallStepsBigChanges

But it's not all Aquarius all the time. Jupiter is kicking back in Taurus like a cosmic Buddha, reminding us to slow down and enjoy the material world. Buy that fancy cheese. You deserve it. #TreatYoSelf

Meanwhile, Saturn in Pisces is like your high school English teacher making you read Moby Dick for the fifth time. Yes, it's deep. Yes, it's meaningful. But can't we just watch the movie instead? #DeepSeaSaturn

And let's not forget Uranus in Taurus, shaking things up like a bull in a china shop. Hold onto your hats (and your fine china), folks! #BullInTheCosmicShop

The moon is currently in Cancer, at 01 degrees, 21' 54", at a velocity of 12.57 degrees per day.

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.9 days old. It is 389267.35 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Solar wind parameters were at nominal levels. Solar wind speed ranged from approximately 365 km/s to near 290 km/s. Total field decreased from 8 nT to 5 nT while the Bz component was between +5/-6 nT. Phi angle was positive. Solar wind speeds from the DSCVR satellite between 18/0721 UTC and 18/1312 UTC were unreliable due to low densities.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 5% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.