Holodeck Horoscope

As Spock would say, "Fascinating." Our planets have done the interstellar conga and ended up in a truly cosmic configuration. Be prepared to go where no zodiac follower has gone before!

#MercuryInAquarius

Like an over-caffeinated Tribble, your thoughts are multiplying at warp speed thanks to Mercury in Aquarius. Logic and reason are your best friends right now, but remember, being Vulcan is optional. #LiveLongAndProsper

#VenusInCapricorn

Venus in Capricorn is as warm and fuzzy as a Klingon love poem. Love may seem as challenging as a game of 3D chess right now, but remember: even Spock had a soft spot. #SetPhasersToLove

#MarsInAquarius

Mars in Aquarius? That's like giving Scotty control of the transporter. Expect a flurry of unconventional ideas and actions. Energize! #BeamMeUpScotty

#JupiterInTaurus

Jupiter in Taurus is like a Romulan with a credit card in a replicator store. You're feeling fortunate and ready to indulge in life’s luxuries. Just don't go crazy with the dilithium crystals. #RomulanSpendingSpree

#SaturnInPisces

Saturn in Pisces might make you feel like you've been caught in a Vulcan mind meld. Embrace the mystery and let your imagination boldly go where it hasn't gone before. #MindMeldMania

#UranusInTaurus

Uranus in Taurus? It's like Starfleet has ordered you to explore a new, uncharted sector of the galaxy. Expect unexpected changes in your material world. Hold on to your tricorders! #GalacticExploration

#NeptuneInPisces

Neptune in Pisces is like having a holode