By The Chip Witch on Friday, 29 December 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 29 December, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
29 December, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

🌟 Hey there, stargazers! 🌟

Who’s ready for a cosmic rollercoaster ride? Buckle up, because we're going retrograde! Mercury, our cosmic courier, is doing the backstroke in Sagittarius. Picture a speedy planet trying to sprint in baggy wizard robes (or perhaps a pair of archer's tunic if you prefer). It’s not going to be smooth sailing, but remember: even in chaos, there's comedy. Expect communication to be as straightforward as a quantum physics equation in a foreign language. So, when you send that text message, be sure to check auto-correct... unless you want your "dear" to become a "deer"... #MercuryRetrogradeProblems

Venus, our lovebug, is playing peekaboo in Scorpio. Don't expect hearts and flowers; think more along the lines of dark chocolate with a chili kick. Passion, intensity, and a bit of mystery are on the menu. Just remember: love is like the Wi-Fi signal - it can be strong, weak or downright confusing! #SpicyLoveLife

Meanwhile, Mars, the cosmic jock, is pumping iron in Sagittarius. Count on a surge of strength, ambition, and maybe an uncontrollable desire to participate in a marathon (or at least binge-watch one on Netflix). But, don't let this burst of energy fool you into thinking you can outwit gravity. Trust me, you can't. #MarsInSag

Jupiter, our resident big shot, is throwing a party in Taurus. This combo is like eating a giant cheeseburger while lounging on a luxurious couch. It's all about abundance, comfort, and indulgence. You might even feel like a hobbit with an insatiable desire for second breakfast. #JupiterLivingLarge

Saturn, the stern teacher of the cosmos, is in Pisces. Expect life lessons that are as clear as a murky aquarium. While Saturn might be wearing water wings, don't expect a pool party. This is more like a deep sea dive into the abyss of responsibility. #SaturnLifeLessons

Uranus in Taurus brings change with the subtlety of a charging bull in a china shop. Expect the unexpected. And if the unexpected includes realizing you've been walking around with your shirt inside out... well

The Moon

The moon is currently in Leo, at 02 degrees, 53' 24", at a velocity of 12.29 degrees per day.

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. It is 400849.6 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

The Solar System at a Glance

The solar wind environment was calm and the minor CME effects anticipated with the CMEs from 24 Dec never materialized. Total field strength was 6 nT or less and Bz was mostly in a neutral or northward orientation. Wind speeds are estimated to be less than 450 km/s and phi was positive.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
In Retrograde at 23 Sag 25' 32"
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Sagittarius.Mercury is in Sagittarius Detriment: Retrograde effects are enhanced!

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Scorpio.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Sagittarius.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
In Retrograde at 05 Tau 35' 13"
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
In Retrograde at 19 Tau 26' 49"
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.Uranus is in Taurus Fall: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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