Retrograde Report for 15 October, 2023

There are currently 4 planets in retrograde:

Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Presenting your interstellar dispatch from the cosmos, in the style of your favorite coolly logical AI, HAL 9000. "I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.", except this time, Dave is the universe, and what I can't do is ignore these planetary shenanigans. #2001ASpaceOdyssey #PlanetaryRetrograde

First off, Mercury is in Libra. And let me tell you, it's like a debate club meeting filled with indecisive Libras. So, expect some mental gymnastics as you try to decide whether to have pizza or pasta for dinner. #MercuryInLibra #DecisionParalysis

Venus, meanwhile, is in Virgo. I hope you're ready for some serious self-care routines and critical analyses of your love life. It's like Venus decided to put on her glasses and get down to business. #VenusInVirgo #SelfCareSundayEveryday

Mars is having a deep dive in Scorpio, where it's redefining the word intense. It's like attending a chili-eating contest, but the chilies are your deepest fears and desires. #MarsInScorpio #SpicyLife

Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic stock market bull run. Time for some major growth opportunities! Just remember, even in space, what goes up must come down. #JupiterInTaurus #CosmicBullMarket

Saturn in Pisces is basically the universe's version of an old wise sage who also happens to be a massive daydreamer. Get ready for some surreal reality checks. #SaturnInPisces #DreamyRealities

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up! It's like the cosmic version of a bull in a china shop. Expect some unexpected changes to your routines. #UranusInTaurus #CosmicBullInAChinaShop

Neptune in Pisces is like being at an underwater music festival. Things might seem a little hazy, but hey, the vibes are incredible. #NeptuneInPisces #UnderwaterVibes

And finally, Pluto in Capricorn is like a determined mole digging for truth. It's time to unearth some deep, practical wisdom from

The moon is currently in Libra, at 27 degrees, 22' 34", at a velocity of 12.45 degrees per day.

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. It is 395318.08 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Solar wind parameters remained enhanced due to CIR effects followed by negative polarity CH HSS combined with weak transient influence. Solar wind speeds averaged about 500 km/s through the period. Total field ranged from 2-4 nT, while the Bz component remained mostly neutral. The phi angle was variable.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 10% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.