By The Chip Witch on Monday, 03 July 2023
Category: Retrograde Report

Retrograde Report for 3 July, 2023

RETROGRADE REPORT for
3 July, 2023
 
What's Up Today?

There are currently 3 planets in retrograde:

Interstellar Forecast: For All Those Navigating the Cosmic Waters!

Alright, stargazers! Buckle up your asteroid belts and adjust your spectacles, because we're about to dive into a cosmic conundrum worthy of a Time Lord.

First, let's talk about Mercury in Cancer. You know Mercury, the cheeky, speedy little planet that’s always up for a game of cosmic tag? Well, it's currently shacking up with Crabby Cancer, and let me tell you, they're cooking up quite the emotional soup (or bisque, if you're feeling fancy). Expect to be more sensitive than a Dalek being told it can't exterminate things. But remember, it's okay to feel things, even if those things are as confusing as the plot of a Moffat-era season finale. #MercuryInCancer

Meanwhile, Venus and Mars are having a fiery party in Leo's house. This is like if the TARDIS suddenly decided to host an intergalactic rave — things are bound to get wild! Expect passions to rise and drama to unfold faster than you can say "sonic screwdriver." #VenusInLeo #MarsInLeo

Jupiter in Taurus, on the other hand, has us all feeling a bit like a contented cow in a cosmic pasture. But beware of overindulgence. Too much of anything, even time travel, can lead to a bit of a bellyache. #JupiterInTaurus

Now, Saturn is hanging out in dreamy Pisces, which is a bit like if a Cyberman decided to take up ballet. It might seem odd, but there's a certain grace to it. Embrace structure in your dreams, and remember: even the most rigid mind needs a good daydream every now and then. #SaturnInPisces

Uranus in Taurus is shaking things up, bringing unexpected changes like a surprise visit from the Weeping Angels (don't blink!). Stay grounded, but be ready to adapt. #UranusInTaurus

Neptune in Pisces is stirring up your subconscious like a Gallifreyan stirring a celestial cuppa. Your dreams may be weirder than usual, but embrace them. There's wisdom in the wacky. #NeptuneInPisces

The Moon

The moon is currently in Capricorn, at 07 degrees, 49' 07", at a velocity of 14.87 degrees per day.

The Full moon is currently 14.5 days old. It is 368097.42 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

The Solar System at a Glance

Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced with solar wind speeds mostly between ~400-465 km/s. Total field ranged from 5-6 nT while the Bz component was between +3/-4 nT. Phi angle was mostly positive.

There is a 20% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.

Planetary Motions

 
Mercury
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mercury is currently in Cancer.

Fun Fact About Mercury

 
Mercury.Retrograde.Today

 
Venus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Venus is currently in Leo.
 
Venus.Retrograde.Today

 
Mars
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Mars is currently in Leo.
 
Mars.Retrograde.Today

 
Jupiter
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Jupiter is currently in Taurus.
 
Jupiter.Retrograde.Today

 
Saturn
 
In Retrograde at 07 Pis 00' 49"
 
 
 
Saturn is currently in Pisces.
 
Saturn.Retrograde.Today

 
Uranus
 
Not in Retrograde
 
 
 
Uranus is currently in Taurus.
 
Uranus.Retrograde.Today

 
Neptune
 
In Retrograde at 27 Pis 41' 08"
 
 
 
Neptune is currently in Pisces.Neptune is in Pisces Rulership: Retrograde effects are enhanced!
 
Neptune.Retrograde.Today

 
Pluto
 
In Retrograde at 29 Cap 33' 58"
 
 
 
Pluto is currently in Capricorn.
 
Pluto.Retrograde.Today
 

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