There are currently 2 planets in retrograde:
Planetary Retrograde Horoscope:
Hey there, celestial enthusiasts! Put on your best pair of star-gazing glasses and let the cosmic comedy begin!
Let's start with the ‘swift-footed’ Mercury in the comfort food loving sign of Cancer. It's like Mercury’s doing a crab walk - backwards! This means you might find yourself reminiscing about mom's spaghetti or that time you fell face-first into a birthday cake. #MommasBoy #CancerianChaos
Venus and Mars are both strutting their stuff in Leo, the celestial diva. It's like a cosmic Broadway show out there! Expect drama, passion, and perhaps, a sudden urge to belt out show tunes in the shower. #LeoLionKing #PlanetaryMusical
Jupiter’s hanging out in Taurus, the cosmo’s equivalent of a stubborn but comfy armchair. Don’t be surprised if you feel an urge to stay in, binge Netflix, and eat all the snacks. #JupiterJammies #TaurusBingeWatch
Meanwhile, Saturn’s getting all deep and mystical in Pisces. Look out world, we're going on a spiritual journey...or maybe just zoning out in a bubble bath. #SaturnianSuds #PiscesZen
Uranus is also chilling in Taurus, making this an ideal time for revolutionary relaxation. Break new ground in the art of napping and invent innovative snacks! #RevolutionaryRest #UranusUnwind
Neptune is joining Saturn in Pisces, turning up the dreamy dial to eleven. Get ready for some seriously out-there daydreams. You might solve quantum physics... or just design a spaceship for squirrels. #NeptunianNuts #PiscesDaydreams
Last but not least, Pluto’s doing its thing in Capricorn. Power moves might involve taking over the world... or just successfully assembling that IKEA bookshelf. #PlutoPower #CapricornConquests
So buckle up, stargazers, the retrograde rollercoaster is set for a wild ride. And remember, it's all in good fun. The universe has a sense of humor, and so should you!
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