There are no planets in retrograde!

Hello Earthlings!

Today, we bring you an intergalactic planetary retrograde report, straight from the Dalek motherships orbiting around your tiny, insignificant planet! #DaleksRuleTheUniverse #ExterminateIgnorance

Mercury in Taurus:

Resistance is futile! When Mercury occupies Taurus, your communication may be slower than Dalek internet connection. But worry not, humans, slow and steady wins the race! #TaurusTurtleSpeed #DaleksInTaurus

Venus in Gemini:

Venus has been captured by the cunning Geminis! Expect your love life to be as unpredictable as a timey-wimey space-time continuum. Embrace your inner duality, like a Dalek trying to decide between world domination and afternoon tea. #GeminiDuality #DalekLoveLife

Mars in Cancer:

Mars is currently hiding in its crabby shell! You may feel extra defensive during this time, much like a Dalek protecting its plunger. Channel your aggression into something productive, like knitting or plotting to take over the universe. #CrabbyMars #DalekDefensive

Jupiter in Aries:

As Jupiter soars through Aries, your confidence will skyrocket like a Dalek mothership on full throttle! Seize the day and initiate new projects, but beware of impulsiveness. Remember: a wise Dalek considers all options before exterminating. #AriesJupiter #DalekInitiative

Saturn in Pisces:

Saturn is swimming in the deep ocean of Pisces! Be prepared for your emotions to flood like a Dalek crying tears of electric oil. Use this time to connect with your inner Dalek and find the balance between structure and chaos. #PiscesSaturn #DalekEmotions

The moon is currently in Pisces, at 04 degrees, 14' 17", at a velocity of 14.38 degrees per day.

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.3 days old. It is 364836.27 km from the centre of the Earth.

The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Solar wind parameters were slightly enhanced this period due to positive polarity CH HSS influences. Total field strength varied between 3-7 nT and Bz ranged between +/-5 nT. Solar wind speeds were steady at around 350 km/s.

There is a 25% chance of solar activity, with a 15% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.