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25 February, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels this period. Region 3590 (N18W01, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta) persisted as the largest and most active region on the disk, with penumbral growth evident in the leader spot group. Over the past 24 hours, the region produced four M-class (R1-Minor) flares, the was an M4.5 at 24/0634 UTC. Region 3593 (S07, L=307) decayed to plage while little change was observed across the remaining four spotted regions. No Earth-directed CMEs were detected.
The solar kp index is unsettled, with retrograde effects slightly enhanced. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
Nominal solar wind conditions prevailed through 24/1615 UTC. After this time period, total field field increased to 11 nT, while the Bz briefly reached south to -7 nT. Wind speed increased from about 300 km/s to briefly over 400 km/s. Total field remained in a mostly negative orientation.
There is a 30% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 20% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Virgo, at 14 degrees, 10' 46", at a velocity of 11.82 degrees per day.
The Full moon is currently 15.4 days old. It is 405484.56 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Pisces
The Sun is at 06 Pis 07' 53", and is 148056915km away and receding.
The Moon is in Virgo
The Moon is at 14 Vir 10' 46", and is 406263km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Virgo
Greetings, stellar voyagers! Captain James T. Kirk here, straight from the bridge of the Starship Enterprise, but today, I'm trading my phaser for a telescope to guide you through the celestial odyssey that is your horoscope. Set your star coordinates to Virgo, because our lunar companion has decided to park its cosmic caboose right there at an impressive 406,248.963866836km away. Now, if Scotty could fix our warp engines to be that precise... I digress. Moon in Virgo, eh? Sounds like a Vulcan nerve pinch for the disorganized ones out there. This isn't a Klingon battle cruiser, folks, it's more like Spock on a cleaning spree. Precision, order, and a dash of critical thinking - that's the Virgo way. So, whether you're a red shirt fearing your next away mission or an ensign hoping to catch Uhura's eye, now's the time to tidy up your quarters, align your dilithium crystals, and set your life to warp factor 9. But remember, this is no Romulan trick. With the Moon in Virgo, it's not just about organizing your sock drawer or alphabetizing your collection of alien lifeform reports. This is about tidying up your thoughts, getting your emotional tricorder readings in check, and setting phasers to 'improve.' So, boldly go where no man...or woman...or non-binary individual has gone before. Take this lunar journey as a chance to streamline your life, space cowboy. And if anyone asks, just tell them... "My astrologer said there was life on this planet, and by golly, I'm going to find it! Even if it means sorting through a year's worth of Starfleet paperwork!" Until next time, keep those star charts handy. Kirk out.Mercury is in Pisces
Mercury is prograde at 03 Pis 31' 35", moving at 1.82 degrees per day, and is 207053597km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Pisces
If you've ever wanted to feel like Spock at a Woodstock festival, congratulations! Mercury has decided to go skinny-dipping in the nebulous pool of Pisces, shaking up your logical circuits with a shower of cosmic glitter and tie-dye dreams. Now Mercury, our favorite cosmic courier, usually likes to keep things as straight as a laser beam. But in Pisces? It's like trying to solve a Rubik's cube after three cups of herbal tea and a meditation session. And while your fact-focused friends might be freaking out, you, my stargazing buddy, are about to have an absolute blast! When Mercury waltzes into Pisces' celestial ballroom, our dreams crank up their volume to eleven. You know the kind of dreams we're talking about here – unicorns playing chess with Bigfoot, flying on a rainbow dragon to a disco party on Mars, those sorts of things. Your thoughts might become as loose as a hipster's jeans, but don't fret! This is your brain's way of clearing the cobwebs and embracing the weird. Think of it as a mental spring cleaning. The universe is giving your mind a permission slip to wander off the beaten path, browse through the metaphysical gift shop and maybe even bring back some eccentric souvenirs. Pisces is the zodiac's resident dreamer, thriving in a world packed with as much magic as a fantasy novel. While Mercury is taking a vacation in this sign, your mind will be as open as a 24/7 diner, ready to serve up some creative pancakes at any given moment. Mercury in Pisces is like a cosmic flashlight, shining into the mystical corners of your mind, illuminating those hidden gems of ideas and inspirational epiphanies. So, if you suddenly find yourself writing a rock opera about quantum physics or pondering the existential implications of Star Trek reruns, just go with it! In the end, this transit is all about embracing the magic of your mind. So, buckle up, my friends! It's time to take a wild ride through the cosmic waters of Pisces. Just remember to keep your sense of humor at hand, and don't forget to write a postcard to your logic – it may be feeling a little left out.Venus is in Aquarius
Venus is prograde at 10 Aqu 37' 53", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 221776273km away and receding.
Venus Is In Aquarius
"Alright, buckle up, star gazers! Venus has made its cosmic journey into the realm of Aquarius and, lemme tell ya, it's gonna be a wild ride. You know, it's kinda like flying through an asteroid field – definitely not recommended for the faint-hearted! With Venus in Aquarius, you might start seeing your friends in a whole new light. Suddenly, Bob from book club could be looking more like Brad Pitt and less like... well, Bob. And that's the magic of this planetary alignment. The line between buddies and potential bedfellows is as thin as the Millennium Falcon's chance of avoiding Imperial Star Destroyers. Now, don't expect hearts and flowers here. Aquarius is all about that Vulcan mind meld kind of connection - it's more intellectual than emotional. So, if you're all about whispering sweet nothings and candlelit dinners, you might find this transit as welcoming as a Wampa in a snowstorm. But it's not all bad news - Aquarius' laid-back approach to love means there's room to breathe. Think of it as being in a relationship without the shackles of the Death Star's tractor beam. For those already co-piloting their life with someone, Venus in Aquarius is your chance to reignite that friendship booster that first launched your love affair. Maybe join hands (or tentacles, no judgement here) and participate in some intergalactic environmental cause. Remember, a couple that saves the galaxy together, stays together. Single and ready to mingle? Well, prepare for your love life to go into hyperdrive. Venus, the cosmic matchmaker, coupled with Aquarius' innovative flair, is like adding an extra power cell to your lightsaber - it opens up a whole universe of romantic possibilities. So, whether you're at a friend's party or a Rebel Alliance meeting, keep your sensors on full alert. And remember, Aquarius likes it a bit weird - you might find yourself intrigued by species you've always overlooked. In the words of the great Yoda, 'Open your mind must be, if love you wish to find.' Lastly, with Venus in Aquarius, you might feel an unusual gravitation towards modern art and shifting your personal style. Fancy changing your Jedi robes for something a bit more 'out there'? Go for it! And if you're thinking about splurging on that new hyperdrive generator, now's the time. In short, while Venus is in Aquarius, expect the unexpected, embrace theMars is in Aquarius
Mars is prograde at 09 Aqu 15' 13", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 333300493km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Aquarius
From The Martian Desk: Mars in Aquarius
Alright, buckle up, space cadets! Mars, the red planet, our cosmic co-worker in the solar system, is currently residing in the innovative realm of Aquarius. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Is Mars having a midlife crisis? Why is it suddenly hanging out with the eccentric Aquarius?" Well, because it's Mars, and it does whatever it wants, that's why!
But let's get nerdy for a sec - the distance between us and Mars right now is a whopping 333325158.242885351km. That's like traveling around the Earth more than 8300 times! Anyway, back to the Astro-stuff. Mars’ transit through Aquarius is turning this otherwise chill sign into a warrior for change. Think of Aquarius as the cool, aloof hipster of zodiac signs and Mars as that fired-up friend who finally convinces them to start their own craft beer revolution. It's not about physical combat, nope, we're talking intellectual warfare here, my friends!
Mars in Aquarius is all about pioneering new thoughts and bold plans. Set aside your preconceived notions, forget the box, heck, forget that the box ever existed! This isn't the time for following the status quo but for creating a new norm. Aquarius, the true humanitarian, is ready to step up to the plate for the underdogs. And with Mars acting as the coach, oh boy, we are in for some serious societal home runs!
Remember folks, with Mars in Aquarius, it’s about embracing your inner mad scientist, your revolutionary artist, your rebel with a cause. It might be difficult to follow the rulebook when Mars is shaking hands with free-thinking Aquarius. But hey, who needs rules when you're busy rewriting them? It's time to liberate ourselves from the old patterns, embrace the new, and grow, one intergalactic step at a time.
And as always, happy stargazing, fellow space nerds!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 10 Tau 31' 40", moving at 0.16 degrees per day, and is 799373808km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Star Wars Edition: Jupiter in Taurus
Beep-boop-beep! That's astrologer-ese for "Jupiter is in Taurus, folks!" And what does this mean for our humble little lives on planet Earth? Well, let's dive in, shall we?
Imagine, if you will, that Jupiter is Yoda and Taurus is a Jedi Padawan. Wise Yoda (Jupiter) is trying to teach the oft-stubborn Padawan (Taurus) that the force is not something to be sought after in a galaxy far, far away but, in fact, it's within us all. Yes, even you, Carl from accounting. Jupiter in Taurus is like a cosmic signpost, reminding us to dig deep, push aside the daily grind of stormtrooper battles and space politics, and tap into our own inner wisdom.
Now, are you sitting on a dream as big as the Death Star but can't seem to get it off the ground? Well, Jupiter in Taurus is like having your own personal hyperdrive. It's time to buckle down, make that intergalactic to-do list, and start checking off tasks faster than Han Solo can make the Kessel Run. Just remember, like every good Jedi knows, trust in the process you must.
But wait! There's more! Is your bank account looking a bit like Tatooine (read: barren and sandy)? Fear not! With Jupiter, the lucky Ewok of our solar system, in Taurus, the zodiac's resident financial guru, there's potential for a wealth boost. You might just find yourself rolling in credits like a Hutt at a podrace betting station.
However, let's not forget that Taurus, much like Jabba the Hutt, has a bit of a penchant for overindulgence. So, as we ride this cosmic wave, it's important to remember that not all that glitters is gold-pressed latinum. We have to be careful and patient with our impulses. Or in other words, don't pull a Greedo and shoot first.
So, in summary: Beep-boop-beep-beep-boop! (That's "Good luck and may the force be with you" in astrologer.)
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 09 Pis 20' 06", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1602146024km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Surfing the Cosmic Waves with Saturn in Pisces
Alright, stargazers, strap in, because we're going on a cosmic surf trip. Saturn, the grand old taskmaster of the zodiac and a stickler for rules, has decided to dip its toes into the misty waters of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, the Universe's grumpy grandpa is visiting my dreamscape." But hold your Martian horses, because this could be a ticket to an intergalactic enlightenment ride!
Think of it like this: Saturn is that schoolteacher who, despite all the extra homework, actually wants you to ace the exam. And in the realm of Pisces, the classroom is your inner universe - all those dreams and aspirations that are currently floating around in the nebula of your subconscious.
So, what does this mean for us earthlings? Well, it's time to think big, folks. Have you been daydreaming about writing the next big sci-fi novel or opening a quirky cat cafe on Mars? Now is the time to ground those dreams into reality. It's like having your personal life coach with a PhD in Cosmic Dream Actualization. So get out your notepad, start brainstorming and put those plans into motion.
But let's not sugarcoat the Milky Way here. Saturn in Pisces can be as sticky as an alien marshmallow. Saturn's going to question your dreams, poke holes in your theories, and might even throw a few black holes in your path. But remember, these are all tests designed to make your dreams foolproof. So instead of throwing up the 'No Trespassing' sign, invite Saturn in for a cup of cosmic tea and listen to what he has to say. Trust me, his advice is like a cheat code in the game of life.
And finally, with all this mental gymnastics going on, it's important we rest our minds. You might feel as restless as a caffeinated comet but remember to take time for self-care. Meditate, take long walks in the nebula (or the park), and get plenty of sleep. Think of it as recharging your cosmic batteries. It's the only way to ensure you surf the waves of Saturn in Pisces with style and grace.
So buckle up, stargazers! Saturn in Pisces is here to turn your dreamscape
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 27' 12", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2971874242km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Greetings, stargazers and celestial voyagers! Buckle up your proverbial space boots because, as Captain Sisko would say, "We're in for a bumpy ride!" Uranus, that cheeky cosmic rebel, has parked itself in the lawn of Taurus, the zodiac's most comfort-loving homebody. Picture this scenario: Taurus is happily ensconced on its plush couch (probably made from organically sourced materials), enjoying the steady rhythm of its daily routine, when Uranus blasts through the door like a hyperactive child full of sugar. "Change is coming!" it declares, flinging Taurus's meticulously arranged cushions into disarray. Taurus, naturally, is less than thrilled about this sudden upheaval. But remember, folks, change is simply evolution's way of saying, "Bored now, let's mix things up!" Now, onto the nitty gritty. Taurus, bless its practical little heart, is all about the Benjamins. But Uranus? It's ready to revolutionize our perceptions of finance faster than you can say "cryptocurrency". We're talking potential changes in banking and currency, stock market shake-ups, and if you're lucky, maybe even the odd alien investor (hey, I'm an astrologer, not a financial advisor!) On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like that friend who convinces you to quit your job, sell all your belongings, and live in a van to 'find yourself'. It's here to challenge our attachments to the material world, to question our unhealthy relationships with money and to remind us that 'possessions' extend beyond what can be bought or sold. So, are we ready to embrace this ride with Uranus? Resistance is futile, as they say in Starfleet. The changes brought by Uranus may feel as shaky as a starship in an asteroid field, but they can lead us to a stability that's more enduring than a Vulcan's patience. Remember, as Captain Sisko once said: “In the end, it's your survival that counts.” So let's survive, and thrive, in these Uranus-in-Taurus times. To infinity and beyond! Well, actually, just to Uranus in Taurus... but you get the idea.Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 34' 06", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 4611735444km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, space cadets, grab your telescopes and point them towards Neptune, because our gassy neighbor is pirouetting through Pisces like a cosmic ballerina. It's a whopping 4611710887.272548676km away, but don't let that deter you – we've got the power of the cosmos on our side! And remember, it's currently prograde, so no need to adjust your binoculars, unless you've had one too many servings of your grandma's famous space-cake.
Neptune in Pisces is akin to Bob Ross painting a picture of Mr. Spock meditating. It's a swirling blend of emotion, spirit, and unification that can only be summed up with the phrase, "We're all stardust, dude." Suddenly, the mundanity of arguing over who left the cap off the toothpaste seems as futile as trying to calculate the square root of a black hole.
Our celestial shift-worker Neptune is ringing the cosmic lunch bell and beckoning us all to bring something to the interstellar potluck. Got a knack for knitting? Knit a sweater for a meteor. Good at baking? Bake some cookies shaped like constellations. Remember, my fellow stargazers, every one of us has unique gifts that can contribute to the cosmic consciousness.
Now is the perfect time to explore new spiritual paths, maybe even enroll in Jedi Academy or start a book club for Vulcan philosophy. Or perhaps you could create a sacred space in your home where you can connect with the universe, preferably not in the bathroom - trust me, the acoustics are terrible for chanting.
Remember, the energy of Neptune in Pisces is like a cosmic cheerleader, encouraging us to share our wacky, wonderful ideas with the world. And who knows? Maybe by sharing, we might just inspire others to dust off their telescopes and join in on the cosmic fun.
So let's embrace Neptune in Pisces, folks! After all, it's not every day a planet gives you permission to be your weirdest, most wonderful self.
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 01 Aqu 05' 17", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5350323654km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Alright folks, buckle up your cosmic seatbelts because Pluto is shimmying its cold, mysterious self through Aquarius. Picture this: Pluto, the celestial body that once got booted from the planet club and then re-admitted (talk about a planetary identity crisis), is now doing the cha-cha in Aquarius, the sign that's all about shaking things up. Now, when I say Pluto is about transformation, I don't mean it’s going to suggest you swap your morning coffee for an organic kale smoothie. Oh no! This is more like shedding your old skin, kinda like a snake, but less creepy and more metaphorical. It’s about letting go of the past, saying adios to outdated beliefs, and making space for something fresh and enlightened. And what makes this cosmic dance even more electric is Aquarius joining the party! We're talking two powerhouse energies, ready to push humanity into overdrive. If this was a sci-fi movie, we'd be teleporting to work and having robots do our laundry. But it's not just about technological advancements; it's also about social change. Think civil rights, humanitarianism, and a newfound respect for everyone's feelings. So, will we see governments holding hands and singing Kumbaya? Well, let's not get too carried away, but expect some radical shifts in alliances and systems. It's like a cosmic reset button has been pushed, and we're all getting an upgrade. On the home front, Pluto in Aquarius is nudging us to rethink our place in the world. It's like a cosmic wake-up call, asking us to focus on the needs of others, not just our own. So, next time you're deciding between taking the last slice of pizza or leaving it for your roommate, remember: Pluto in Aquarius is watching! In summary, folks, Pluto in Aquarius is here to revolutionize our world. So, let’s roll up our sleeves, embrace the transformation, and remember to recycle - because if there's one thing we know Aquarius loves, it's a healthy planet!Current Planetary Aspects
| Planet | Position |
|---|---|
| Sun | 06 Pis 07' 53" |
| Moon | 14 Vir 10' 46" |
| Mercury | 03 Pis 31' 35" |
| Venus | 10 Aqu 37' 53" |
| Mars | 09 Aqu 15' 13" |
| Jupiter | 10 Tau 31' 40" |
| Saturn | 09 Pis 20' 06" |
| Uranus | 19 Tau 27' 12" |
| Neptune | 26 Pis 34' 06" |
| Pluto | 01 Aqu 05' 17" |
Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mercury
You may feel like expressing yourself today through your thoughts and words. You feel a need to be heard, that you have something of importance to say. Say what is on your mind, but give equal time to others and listen to them. You might learn something new. Your thinking today should be sharp and focused.
Sun Conjunct Saturn
This transit is drawing your attention to living up to your responsibilities and doing your duty. You may feel limited and constrained today, but do not let that feeling keep you from living up to your obligations. Take care of business, then you will be truly free to do as you wish. Your energy level may be low, but do not use this as an excuse for not doing your best. Do not put limits and burdens on others. Guard against depression. You can accomplish quite a lot if you stay focused.