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12 February, 2024
Solar activity reached moderate levels due to an M1 flare at 11/2245 UTC from a region just beyond the NE limb. Regions 3576 (S16W23, Fkc/beta-gamma-delta), 3582 (N06E01, Cao/beta), and 3583 (N09E29, Dso/beta) were responsible for C-class flaring. Slight decay occurred in the trailing spots of Region 3576 whereas Regions 3582 and 3583 showed growth and development. Other activity included an approximate 15 degree filament eruption centered near N28E19 that began at 11/0640 UTC. A possible associated CME was observed off the NE limb at 11/1812 UTC. Further analysis will be conducted as imagery becomes available.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is high, making retrograde effects significantly increased!
Solar wind parameters indicated the arrival of a CME, possibly a glancing blow related to the X3.3 flare on 09 Feb. At 11/0121 UTC, an interplanetary shock was observed in solar wind data. Wind speeds increased from approximately 350 km/s to 439 km/s, eventually reaching 634 km/s by 11/1410 UTC. Total field increased from 4 nT to 19 nT initially, while the Bz component indicated a mostly negative trend to a low of -15 nT. A geomagnetic sudden impulse was observed at Earth with a 40 nT deviation (Boulder Magnetometer) at 11/0211 UTC. Total field decreased to under 10 nT by 11/0534 UTC and remained in the 6-8 nT range for the rest of the period.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 35% chance of a minor event, a 15% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Pisces, at 25 degrees, 35' 20", at a velocity of 14.96 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.7 days old. It is 363582.24 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar, 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar, 2024.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Aquarius
The Sun is at 23 Aqu 01' 01", and is 147663257km away and receding.
The Moon is in Pisces
The Moon will change from Pisces to Aries in the next 24 hours.
The Moon is at 25 Pis 35' 20", and is 360113km away and receding.Moon Is In Pisces
Ahoy, celestial explorers! In the expanse of our cosmic ocean, the Moon has found its way into Pisces, it has. Swimming like a space salmon upstream, 359970.637982794km away it is, precisely! No need for panic, my friends, it's not lost, just doing the lunar mambo in the psychedelic Piscean nebula. Now, remember the Moon in Pisces is like Yoda in a tie-dye t-shirt - mysterious, emotionally intuitive, yet cool as a comet. So, expect to feel a surge of creativity and intuition, you will. Maybe even a little more sensitive than usual, hmm? Tears during puppy commercials... not to be ashamed, it is natural. But observe, we must! The Moon is not one to idle in the cosmic tide pool for long. It's packing up its lunar suitcase and zipping off to Aries within the next 24 hours. Yes, hmmm. A fire sign, Aries is. Like a lightsaber, it burns bright and fast. So, brace yourself, young Skywalker, for a shift from dreamy introspection to fiery action real soon! Remember, the force in you, it is strong, irrespective of the Moon's cosmic dance. As Master Yoda would say, "Do. Or do not. There is no try." So go forth, harness these lunar vibes, and may the force be with you, always!Mercury is in Aquarius
Mercury is prograde at 11 Aqu 08' 32", moving at 1.63 degrees per day, and is 204982899km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Aquarius
Well, strap on your space helmets and buckle up, stargazers, because Mercury is chillin' in Aquarius, and things are about to get trippier than a double rainbow on a unicorn's backside. Mercury, the celestial chatterbox, is currently 204948164.349954993km away (not that you needed to know, but hey, science is fun!). Now, don't panic, but Mercury is going prograde. No, this doesn't mean your Wi-Fi will suddenly speed up or that your ex will stop texting you at 2 am. It just means that from our little blue marble, Mercury appears to be moving in the same direction as us. Like a cosmic conga line! Mercury in Aquarius is like Elon Musk at a brainstorming session - very progressive, and maybe a bit weird. Got a plan to turn your cat into an Instagram influencer? Or perhaps a scheme to make socks that also function as microwave popcorn bags? Well, now's the time to embrace those far-out ideas and see where they take you. Aquarius helps us put on our Spock ears and look at life logically, without all the messy emotions getting in the way. So, when your heart's all aflutter because your barista winked at you, remember that maybe they just had something in their eye. Mercury in Aquarius is here to help us see things as they really are, no rose-colored glasses required. But here's the catch: While we're all being super rational and solving algebra problems in our heads for fun, we might forget about this little thing called 'feelings.' You know, those squishy, uncomfortable things that make us cry at cat videos and laugh at dad jokes. Be careful not to neglect your emotional side during this time, folks. Just because you can explain away your feelings with logic doesn't mean you should. So, while Mercury does its thing in Aquarius, remember to stay grounded, keep your heart open, and maybe invest in a pair of socks that don't also function as popcorn bags. It's going to be a wild ride!Venus is in Capricorn
Venus is prograde at 24 Cap 33' 04", moving at 1.24 degrees per day, and is 212503094km away and receding.
Venus Is In Capricorn
Viva la Venus in Capricorn!
Stow away your party hats, folks, because Venus just gatecrashed stern old Capricorn's place. Imagine a cosmic fusion of Cupid and Spock, and you'll get the vibe. It’s like a celestial rom-com where Venus, the goddess of love, is trying to balance her checkbook while wearing a power suit. It's a business casual kind of love, if you will.
If you're hitched, brace yourself for deep, existential conversations with your partner that might start with "Honey, we need to talk about our 401k" and end with you both binge-watching Star Trek till 3 AM. Ah, romance! For those seeking connection, it’s time to swap your flirty texts with some profound LinkedIn requests. Yes, you heard me right, LinkedIn. Venus in Capricorn isn't about fleeting emotions, it's about building a love that can weather the test of time (and tax seasons).
On the fashion front, Venus in Capricorn urges us to suppress our inner Lady Gaga and channel more of a Steve Jobs look - black turtlenecks, anyone? It's also an excellent time to kickstart any artistic endeavors you've been procrastinating on. But remember, no abstract expressionism or spontaneous jazz here; think more along the lines of detailed cross-stitch patterns or coding a new app. The Capricorn energy will make sure you see it through to the end, even if it takes more seasons than Game of Thrones.
Finally, in the world of work, Venus in Capricorn could stir up some serious desk-side introspection. You might find yourself questioning your value at the workplace, contemplating if your boss's emojis are validation enough, or if your career ladder is more of a step-stool. But fear not, this is an optimal time for a power move. Channel your inner Queen's Gambit and strategize your way to the top. With Venus in Capricorn, it's all about owning your worth and taking the reins of your career.
In short, folks, Venus in Capricorn is about as serious as a hobbit at a buffet. It's time to put on your big-kid pants, roll up your sleeves, and get to work. But remember, there's always room for a bit of fun. After all, Venus hasn't forgotten how to party;
Mars is in Capricorn
Mars will change from Capricorn to Aquarius in the next 24 hours.
Mars is prograde at 29 Cap 14' 24", moving at 0.77 degrees per day, and is 340695674km away and approaching.Mars Is In Capricorn
Mars in Capricorn: An Intergalactic Drill Sergeant
Alright, star gazers, it's time to put on our nerd glasses and get down to some planetary business because Mars has clocked in at Capricorn and it's taking no prisoners. This isn't some fluffy Venus-in-Pisces moment where we get to daydream about infinite universes and cosmic love affairs. Nope, Mars in Capricorn is the strict teacher who makes you do your homework, the boss who expects you to meet your deadlines, and the drill sergeant who screams, "Drop and give me twenty!" when you're already panting from the last set.
Don’t you dare start whining about how hard it’s going to be, because guess what? Mars and Capricorn are here with their combined strengths of discipline, determination, and tenacity, and they've got their metaphorical hard hats on. They're ready to turn your lofty dreams into tangible realities, but only if you're willing to match their level of grit. Think of this cosmic combo as the ultimate life coach, pushing you to be the best version of yourself. So, pull up those astral bootstraps, because it’s time to get to work!
Now, let's not forget about the potential pitfalls of this Martian-Capricornian alliance. While this duo can help you bulldoze through obstacles and climb the ladder of success, remember they’re not exactly the poster children for sensitivity. They can get a bit, shall we say, tunnel-visioned. So, make sure you're not stepping on anyone's toes (or antennae, for my extraterrestrial friends) on your way up. A little compassion can go a long way in balancing the ruthlessness of this transit.
So, whether you're launching a new project, finishing an old one, or just trying to make it through another Earth rotation without losing your sanity, remember: Mars in Capricorn is here to whip you into shape. And who knows? By the end of this transit, you might just find yourself thanking this intergalactic drill sergeant for making you stronger than you ever thought you could be.
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 08 Tau 36' 36", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 769925437km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter In Taurus: The Galactic Bull Ride
Alright space-cowboys, grab your telescopes and prepare for lift-off as Jupiter, the cosmic Mr. Know-it-all, takes residence in the zodiac's most chilled-out sign, Taurus. It's like a wise old sage deciding to vacation in the land of the ultimate couch potato. You're in for a wild cosmic ride... or more likely, a leisurely stroll through the universe.
Jupiter in Taurus is your golden ticket to making dreams come true - but don't expect any fairy godmothers or magical pumpkins. Instead, you've got Jupiter’s 'go-getter' attitude combined with Taurus' 'let's take it slow' mantra. The result? A step-by-step DIY guide to success, served with a side of patience and practicality. It's not about waiting for the stars to align, it's about aligning them yourself!
So, Jupiter's in the house of Taurus, what does that mean for your piggy bank? Well, imagine if Lady Luck decided to have a slumber party with Midas, the dude who could turn anything into gold. Yes, it's time to dust off those financial plans, because the Universe is ready to invest in your success.
But be warned, Taurus is known for enjoying the finer things in life and isn't shy about indulging. So when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, enters the sign of "treat yo' self", you might find yourself seeing your needs as wants, and vice versa. Remember, just because you CAN buy that life-size replica of the TARDIS, doesn't mean you SHOULD. Or should you? No really, you shouldn't... unless you've figured out how to make it actually travel through time. In that case, beam me up, Scotty!
So strap in, folks. It's time for some cosmic wisdom, financial growth, and maybe a little indulgence. Just remember to keep one foot on the ground while your head's in the stars.
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 07 Pis 45' 41", moving at 0.12 degrees per day, and is 1597218335km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Well, strap in, star gazers! It seems the celestial DJ has spun the track to Saturn in Pisces! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Great, the planetary equivalent of a strict principal is now in the dreamy realm of Pisces. What's next? Yoda teaching yoga?" But hey, don't tune out just yet. Saturn in Pisces is like having Spock on your personal vision board committee. Sure, he might not understand why you want a unicorn to be your spirit animal, but he's going to make sure you map out the logical steps to get one. Or, y'know, achieve your real-life dreams like writing that novel or opening that vegan gluten-free donut shop (they're magically delicious!). Imagine it like this: You're Luke Skywalker and your dreams are your mission to become a Jedi. Now, Saturn? He's Yoda. He might be a hard taskmaster, demanding rigorous training and constant concentration, but he's got your best interests at heart. Even when he's lifting your X-wing out of a swamp with his mind powers. Always with the mind powers... But remember, even Luke had to face the Dark Side, and with Saturn in Pisces, you might be challenged to defend your dreams. Keep your lightsaber handy and remember, there’s no need to go full Darth Vader on anyone. Just take a deep breath, say, "The Force is strong with this one," and let Saturn's wisdom guide you. And if you find yourself tossing and turning in your futuristic space bed, blame it on the Piscean influence. The realm of dreams may disrupt your REM cycles, leaving you more restless than Han Solo in carbonite. Counteract this with some good old-fashioned self-care: meditate, take moonlit walks, and maybe invest in some Star Wars themed sleeping aids. So, Saturn in Pisces is like a Star Wars saga: It's got its tough moments, sure, but with courage, determination, and maybe a friendly Wookiee at your side, you'll find your way. May the Force be with you!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 19 Tau 12' 01", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2939257090km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Hold on to your socks, folks! Uranus, the cosmic anarchist, has just rolled into the chilled-out pastures of Taurus. It's like inviting a punk rock band to a tea party - things are bound to get interesting! If you thought Taurus was all about lounging on cashmere blankets and indulging in truffle-infused chocolate, well, think again.
Taurus loves its creature comforts, it's the zodiac's poster child for "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." But here comes Uranus, the intergalactic wrench in the works, all about revolution and upheaval. So you see the problem, right? It's like trying to mix oil with water, or Stargate travel with a fear of flying!
Now, Taurus has a bit of a reputation as the Warren Buffet of the zodiac world - it knows its way around a dollar bill. But Uranus, that unpredictable rascal, could turn our financial systems into something resembling a sci-fi movie. Think cryptocurrency replacing piggy banks, or trading stocks becoming as easy as a game of Space Invaders. And if banks start looking like they're from an episode of The Jetsons, don't say I didn't warn you!
On the home front, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo, making us question our attachment to material possessions. It's all about finding joy, people. If that 20-year-old comic book collection isn't sparking joy, it might be time to let it go (just make sure it's not a first edition!).
But remember, Uranus isn't here to cause chaos just for laughs. It's a chance to shake things up, to reevaluate what we value. So let's embrace the change, and see where this cosmic roller coaster takes us. Because as science (and Stargate) has shown us, sometimes the biggest leaps forward are the ones we never saw coming!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is prograde at 26 Pis 07' 08", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4596321095km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune's Pisces Pool Party
Good day, star gazers! Now, I don’t know about you, but when I think of Neptune, I can’t help but picture it with a Mai Tai in one hand and a rubber duckie in the other, lounging in the cosmic pool of Pisces. It’s just how I roll. Or should I say, rotate on my axis? Anyway, as we all know, Neptune is currently 4,596,283,240.396403313km away (give or take a kilometre or two), and is prograding like it's trying to win the Universal Cha Cha Slide Championship.
Now, you might be wondering, "What does Neptune in Pisces mean for me?" Well, it's like the universe has given you a pair of 4D glasses to see through the space-time fog. Suddenly, your pet hamster eating your favourite pair of socks isn't so tragic anymore. The important things, like peace and unity, become as clear as a supernova in a pitch-black cosmos.
This Neptune-Pisces dance-off is not just a show, it's a call-to-action! It's the cosmic equivalent of a motivational poster saying, "You! Yes, You! You have something unique to contribute to the great cosmic tapestry!" It could be a talent, an idea, or even that secret recipe for galaxy-famous chocolate chip cookies. Whatever it is, this is the time to share it!
So, why not sign up for that underwater basket weaving class you've always wanted to try? Or set up a small sanctuary at home for your collection of sci-fi action figures? Neptune in Pisces is all about exploring the spiritual side of things, even if that means worshipping at the altar of Star Trek.
Remember, stargazers, Neptune in Pisces is here to remind us that we're all part of the same cosmic soup. So, let's make sure it's a tasty one!
Pluto is in Aquarius
Pluto is prograde at 00 Aqu 42' 30", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 5364777778km away and approaching.
Pluto Is In Aquarius
Well, butter my biscuits and call me a stargazer! We've got Pluto in Aquarius, folks! That's right, our little celestial underdog - and no, I'm not still bitter about its demotion from planet status - is hanging out with the water bearer. Now, before you start picturing a tiny, icy rock trying to carry a jug of water around the cosmos, let me break down what this actually means. You see, Pluto is like the Marie Kondo of planets. It's all about transformation, and not just the 'let's paint the living room a different color' kind. We're talking about the 'burn it all down and start over because we found mold in the walls' variety. It's the planet of death, but hold your horses, it's also the planet of rebirth. A double agent, if you will. Now, Aquarius, on the other hand, is the Elon Musk of the zodiac - obsessed with progress, innovation, and probably has plans to colonize Mars. So, pair these two together and it's like mixing baking soda and vinegar - expect an explosive reaction! We're talking major shifts in science, technology, and space travel. I mean, we might finally get those hoverboards Back to The Future promised us. But more importantly, we're looking at changes in civil rights and humanitarianism. This combo is all about creating a world where teamwork makes the dream work and people are valued for more than their Instagram followers. On a personal level, Pluto in Aquarius is like that nagging voice in your head telling you to recycle more and stop using single-use plastics. It's urging us to think about the bigger picture, to consider how our actions affect others. It's less 'me, myself and I', more 'we, us and ours'. So, suit up, space cadets! We're in for a wild ride as we navigate this cosmic shift. Just remember to pack your compassion, open-mindedness, and maybe a reusable coffee cup. The stars have spoken!Current Planetary Aspects
Planet | Position |
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Sun | 23 Aqu 01' 01" |
Moon | 25 Pis 35' 20" |
Mercury | 11 Aqu 08' 32" |
Venus | 24 Cap 33' 04" |
Mars | 29 Cap 14' 24" |
Jupiter | 08 Tau 36' 36" |
Saturn | 07 Pis 45' 41" |
Uranus | 19 Tau 12' 01" |
Neptune | 26 Pis 07' 08" |
Pluto | 00 Aqu 42' 30" |