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15 November, 2023
Solar activity was at moderate levels with an isolated M1.0/sn flare from Region 3485 (S18W79, Cao/Beta) at 14/2305 UTC. Region 3483 (N09W93, Dko/Beta-Gamma) rotated out of view beyond the western limb. Region 3486 (S08W36, Dao/Beta) remained the largest group on the visible disk, but was relatively quiet. Region 3487 (S17W47, Cro/Beta) exhibited signs of slow decay, and Region 3488 (N29E76, Hrx/Alpha) was numbered this period, but was otherwise unremarkable. No Earth-directed CMEs were observed in available coronagraph imagery.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently above average, making retrograde effects moderately increased.
The solar wind environment continued to be slightly enhanced. Total field ranged from 10-13 nT and the Bz component underwent several southward deflections reaching up to -6 nT. Solar wind speeds gradually declined from an average near 430 km/s to near ~350 km/s by the end of the period. Phi was predominantly negative until approximately 14/1134 UTC and was positive thereafter.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waxing moon is currently in Sagittarius, at 15 degrees, 35' 23", at a velocity of 13.53 degrees per day.
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 1.9 days old. It is 379295.07 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec, 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun is in Scorpio
The Sun is at 22 Sco 36' 53", and is 147996605km away and approaching.
The Moon is in Sagittarius
The Moon is at 15 Sag 35' 23", and is 380068km away and approaching.
Moon Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, stardust enthusiasts! In the grand cosmic lottery, it's Sagittarius that gets the lunar love today. Our wonderous Moon, a mere 380,239.051242795km away (I mean, practically our next-door neighbor), has taken up residence in the star-studded mansion of Sagittarius. Now, I know we don't have warp speed or a friendly Vulcan to help us navigate this celestial shift, but fear not, my fellow trekkers of the cosmos! With the Moon in Sagittarius, we're all boarding the Starship Voyager of life, bound for new frontiers of optimism and adventure. You may feel an insatiable curiosity stirring within you, like a tribble on quadrotriticale. Embrace it! This is a time to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before - or maybe just try that new sushi place downtown. The Sagittarian energy might make you a little more blunt than Dr. McCoy diagnosing a space ailment. But remember, honesty without tact is just cruelty. So, don't go around telling everyone their homemade Romulan Ale "tastes like liquid latinum." Use your words as carefully as Scotty uses his dilithium crystals. And lastly, don't forget to enjoy this phase of lunar excitement. After all, life isn't all photon torpedoes and time loops. Sometimes, it's just about gazing at the stars, acknowledging the vastness of the universe, and being grateful for replicated Earl Grey tea. So, set your phasers to fun, because with the Moon in Sagittarius, it's time to engage in life at full warp speed. Until next time, live long and prosper, my cosmic companions!Mercury is in Sagittarius
Mercury is prograde at 07 Sag 28' 48", moving at 1.48 degrees per day, and is 199550700km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Sagittarius
Greetings, my celestial cherubs! Now, don't you go getting your space suits in a twist, but our little friend Mercury has packed his bags and taken a jaunt to Sagittarius. I know, I know - the audacity! But hold onto your telescopes, because this cosmic vacation could bring about some fascinating developments. Let's think of it this way. Imagine Mercury as our meticulous, detail-obsessed office manager, always making sure the stars are aligned, so to speak. And Sagittarius? Well, that's our adventurous, forward-thinking explorer, always looking out for the next cosmic frontier. Now, these two might seem like they're from different galaxies, but when they get together, things can get really interesting. Here's the deal: Sagittarius' contagious enthusiasm is going to rub off on Mercury, leading to some truly out-of-this-world communications. Expect passionate debates that reach the farthest corners of the galaxy. Just remember, my interstellar orators, to keep your reason in check and don't let your prejudices fly higher than a rogue comet. Now, I must warn you, while Mercury is gallivanting around in Sagittarius, our words can sometimes move at warp speed. So do me a favor, please, and engage your brain's autopilot before you start broadcasting your thoughts to the universe. We wouldn't want any intergalactic faux pas, now would we? But it's not all caution and cosmic diplomacy. With Mercury in Sagittarius, represented by the Archer, the explorer, our possibilities are as limitless as the universe itself. Ever dreamt of embarking on an interstellar exploration? Or perhaps starting a new job in quantum physics? Well, now's your chance. So strap in, cosmic voyagers. Mercury's Sagittarian sojourn is going to be one wild ride. And remember, in the vastness of space, no one can hear you scream...unless you're on speakerphone.Venus is in Libra
Venus is prograde at 07 Lib 34' 39", moving at 1.12 degrees per day, and is 128784469km away and receding.
Venus Is In Libra
The Nerdy Astrologer's Guide to Venus in Libra
Alright fellow celestial voyagers, strap on your science goggles and grab your telescopes because Venus just checked into the astrological equivalent of a five-star hotel: Libra! Now, I know what you're thinking, "How does a planet check into a zodiac sign, and do they offer room service?" Well, let me explain. Our lady Venus, which is a mere 128732573.771963805km away (give or take a few km for cosmic potholes), is currently spinning forward, a.k.a. prograde. In layman's terms, this means she's doing her fabulous planetary catwalk through the sign of Libra. Now, Venus and Libra are like two peace-loving peas in a cosmic pod. Venus is the goddess of love, while Libra is the sign of partnerships. You can imagine them being that couple at a party, finishing each other's sentences and making everyone else slightly jealous with their harmonious vibes. With Venus in Libra, relationships become less 'Game of Thrones' and more 'The Great British Bake Off'. It's all about harmony, balance, and creating that perfect Victoria sponge cake...I mean relationship. It’s a time where we sweep issues under a cosmic rug, rather than face them head-on. But, here's the kicker: Venus in Libra isn't about settling for a 50/50 split. Oh no, it's all about giving 100/100. If your love life feels more like a seesaw than a balanced scale, this planetary alignment will shine a spotlight on it like a neon sign in the cosmos. And let's not forget, both Venus and Libra are partial to a bit of beauty and style. It's like New York Fashion Week for your life. So, don't feel guilty about splurging on that new outfit or sprucing up your space with some aesthetically pleasing decor. In a nutshell, Venus in Libra is like a cosmic love-in. It’s about cooperation, peace, and loving with your whole heart. So, embrace it, enjoy it, and remember: in the grand scheme of the universe, we're all just stardust looking for a balanced equation. Happy stargazing!Mars is in Scorpio
Mars is prograde at 23 Sco 30' 53", moving at 0.7 degrees per day, and is 378532262km away and approaching.
Mars Is In Scorpio
Ground Control to Major Tom... and all our Starfleet members!
Blimey! Mars has decided to set up camp in Scorpio's backyard. Now, I'm not an expert in interplanetary real estate, but I've heard that the views of the cosmos are absolutely stellar from there. However, it's not all fun and games. Mars isn't in Scorpio for a summer barbecue, oh no! The red planet is here with an agenda.
Think of Mars in Scorpio like the Borg: relentless, uncompromising, and completely uninterested in your opinion. Your willpower, much like the collective consciousness of the Borg, is going to be through the roof. You might find yourself boldly going where you've never gone before, exploring the dark and mysterious corners of your psyche. It's a bit like holodeck therapy, but without the safety protocols.
Now, this Martian visit isn't all about introspection. It's also about transformation. Imagine morphing from a lowly ensign into a respected Starfleet captain. It's thrilling, daunting, and a little bit scary - kind of like finding out that your best friend is actually a hologram.
But be warned, my celestial cosmonauts! Just as the Borg can be ruthless and aggressive, so too can Mars in Scorpio. You might feel like firing photon torpedoes at every slight inconvenience. Try to remember that not every starship needs to be blown to smithereens. Choose your battles wisely, just as Captain Janeway would do.
So, think of Mars in Scorpio as your very own spiritual boot camp. You'll face power struggles, old grudges, and maybe even a few Klingons. But remember, it's all in the name of personal growth. So buckle up, set phasers to stun, and may the force ...oops wrong franchise... I mean, live long and prosper!
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 08 Tau 54' 03", moving backwards at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 599912880km away and receding.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Jupiter in Taurus: The Galactic Bull Ride
Alright, stargazers, get ready for a cosmic rodeo! Jupiter, the big shot of the solar system, has just moseyed its way into Taurus territory. Now, I know what you're thinking - "What's the big deal? It's just a giant gas ball in a bull's paddock". Well, let me tell you, it's more than just a celestial hoedown.
This isn't about chasing UFOs or trying to telepathically communicate with your goldfish (Though, if you can do the latter, good on you!). This is about digging deep, stripping away the technobabble and the smartphone distractions, and getting in touch with your inner Yoda. Yes, my friends, the wisdom you seek isn't in some far-off galaxy; it’s been hiding in your personal Death Star all along.
Think of Jupiter going retrograde in Taurus like an interstellar boot camp for your dreams. It's time to pull out that dusty to-do list, put on your favorite space suit, and start blasting through those goals. With Jupiter's growth factor and Taurus’ stubborn resilience, we've got ourselves a cosmic cheer squad pushing us to trust the process and shoot for the stars.
Jupiter in Taurus is like hitting the jackpot in the planetary lottery. We're talking Scrooge McDuck levels of prosperity here. Jupiter is the Santa Claus of good fortune, and Taurus practically has dollar signs in its eyes. So, while you're busy checking off that to-do list, why not take a look at your financial status and see where you can boost your wealth?
Now, here’s the kicker. Taurus might enjoy a good indulgence - we're talking triple chocolate fudge cake levels of indulgence here. And Jupiter? Well, it's not known for its restraint. So, during this transit, you might find yourself confusing needs with wants, like needing a new car but wanting that super cool limited edition Star Trek model. Be patient, my young Padawans. Keep those impulses on a leash or you might end up with more Tribbles than you can handle.
So buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls! This Jupiter in Taurus transit is going to be one heck of a galactic bull ride!
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is prograde at 00 Pis 37' 05", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 1430763259km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Alright, gather round, folks! I've got some sciencey-astrological news for you. You know Saturn, that big ringed bloke up in the sky? Well, he's currently hanging out in Pisces, and that's about 1,430,677,957.518517494km away. Don't ask me how I know that, just accept it—it's science. Now, I know you're thinking, "Saturn in Pisces? What's the big deal?" Well, my friends, the big deal is that it's the perfect time to get in touch with your inner J.R.R. Tolkien or Elon Musk. This is when you pull out that old napkin where you doodled your book idea or business plan because Saturn and Pisces are about to give you a cosmic coaching session. There's a hitch though. Saturn in Pisces isn't exactly like a sunny afternoon at the beach. It's more like having your dad walk into your room when you're trying to hide something. He's not going to leave until he's poked around all your secrets, questioned your dreams, and tidied up a little. So, instead of hanging a "Keep Out" sign on your door, invite him in and listen. I assure you, his advice will be more helpful than you'd think. Since Pisces rules over sleep and dreams, you may find yourself a bit restless or anxious during this time. My advice? Channel your inner hippie. Meditate, go for a forest bath, breathe deeply, and consider taking up napping as a hobby. And if you're having trouble sleeping, try hitting the sack early to give your mind some time to chill. Remember to keep a dream journal handy - you never know where Saturn's wisdom might pop up. So there you have it, folks. Saturn in Pisces: a time for dreaming, planning, and accepting cosmic dad advice. Stay nerdy, my friends!Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 20 Tau 59' 54", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 2787304541km away and receding.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Uranus in Taurus: A Cosmic Comedy
Alright, star gazers, buckle up because we're going on a cosmic road-trip! Destination? Uranus...in Taurus. Now don’t get too comfortable, you Taurians out there. We're talking about a planet that loves throwing surprise parties while you're more of a "let's stick to the plan" kind of sign. This is like Sheldon Cooper trying to explain string theory to the Three Stooges. It's not going to be easy, folks.
Now, Uranus is not just any guest. He's like that weird uncle who shows up uninvited, messes up your perfectly organized Lego collection, and leaves you with a Salvador Dali-esq masterpiece. So, goodbye status quo, hello revamp! It may sound terrifying at first but trust me, it's like getting an unsolicited software update - frustrating at first, but you'll appreciate the new emojis in the end.
Let's talk money, Taurus' favorite subject. With Uranus in town, it's going to be like watching a sci-fi movie, but in real time. Expect some super innovative ways of handling and dealing with money. Who knows? By the end of Uranus' seven-year stint, we might be trading in alien currency and banking with intergalactic institutions. Wall Street might just become the Galactic Stock Exchange!
On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo urging us to declutter our financial lives. Those pesky debts, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages, they all spark about as much joy as stepping on a Lego barefoot. It's time to change our relationship with money and material possessions. It's like being told you have to start using a smartphone when you're perfectly happy with your old rotary dial. Resistance is futile, my friends, because Uranus is here to make us financially woke whether we like it or not.
The good news is, the changes we make during this period can actually help bring us to a point of greater stability. Think of it as a long-term investment in your cosmic future. So, let's embrace the chaos and ride this Uranian wave. After all, life's too short for boring horoscopes!
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 25 Pis 00' 52", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4392705555km away and receding.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Greetings, Cosmic Comrades! Now, gather 'round and lend an ear or two - or three, if you've evolved that far - because we're talking about Neptune doing its thing in Pisces. Yes, you heard it right! Neptune, our favorite blue-green space marble, is hanging out in Pisces, a mere 4,392,647,594.657084465 kilometers away. That's the equivalent of driving around Earth 109,505,134 times! But who's counting, am I right? It's retrograde, which means it's doing the cosmic cha-cha and moving in the opposite direction to our planet. Now hold on to your tinfoil hats because this is where things get real interesting. When Neptune waltzes into Pisces, it's like putting on 3D glasses at the cinema for the first time - suddenly, everything pops! This mystical merger encourages us to see past our petty squabbles, like whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars. (It's clearly Doctor Who, but I digress.) Instead, it wants us to focus on the big picture - unity, love, and, of course, universal domination. This celestial event is like a cosmic motivational speaker, urging us to explore what we can contribute to the betterment of our planet, galaxy, universe and, why not, parallel universes too! We all have dreams and ideas, like designing a faster-than-light spaceship or inventing a pizza that makes you lose weight. Neptune in Pisces is telling us to take these dreams and make them a reality - for the good of all sentient beings, of course. It's also the perfect time to dive into the spiritual deep end. Maybe take up Jedi meditation, create a sacred shrine to your favorite alien species, or just connect with what feels sacred to you. And remember: Neptune in Pisces isn't just about individual growth, it's about sharing your galactic discoveries with the world. So, go forth, explore, evolve, and remember to always look up - you never know when the mothership might be passing by!Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is prograde at 28 Cap 11' 27", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5279040090km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto in Capricorn: The Cosmic Stand-Up Comedy
Alright, so here's the deal. Our buddy Pluto, the little celestial object that could (and then couldn't, and then could again – talk about a serious identity crisis), is hanging out in Capricorn. Now, for those of you who might remember from your high school science class, which I'm sure you all aced, Pluto is currently 5,278,985,816.557968140km away. Yes, you read that right. I did not stutter, nor is my keyboard having a seizure. That's a real number. And yes, I used a calculator to get it. Don’t judge me; we can’t all be Sheldon Coopers.
And what’s more? Our friend Pluto, despite its size, isn't just twiddling its thumbs out there. Nope. It's showing off with a flashy prograde. That's astrologer-speak for moving in the same direction as other planets. Remember, not everyone can pull off going against the flow, but it seems like Pluto’s got its groove back.
So what does this mean for you? Well, with Pluto in Capricorn, expect a cosmic double dose of ambition and determination. Sounds great, right? But hold your space horses! These two aren't known for their cuddly bedside manner. They're more like the drill sergeants of the zodiac. No pain, no gain, after all. But remember, turning into an absolute control freak is not on the agenda here. Keep that in check or you might find your friends vanishing faster than Pluto did from the planet club.
Pluto is also playing its favorite game – out with the old. It's urging you to let go of whatever isn't working anymore. Yes, I’m talking about that toxic relationship, that dead-end job, and maybe even those jeans from high school you still swear you'll fit into again. But remember, this isn’t an excuse to go full Hulk mode on your life, smashing everything in sight. Be thoughtful about what you're tossing to the cosmic curb.
In short, buckle up! You’re in for a Pluto-driven ride. And remember, no matter how intense things get, don't forget to laugh at the cosmic joke. Life is too short to be serious, especially when you’re dealing with a planet that can’t decide if it
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Current Planetary Positions
Sun Conjunct Mars
You should have lots of energy and vitality today. Go out and get some exercise. Be careful not to get into arguments with your superiors or with people in authority, like policemen. Avoid confrontations that involve your ego. Instead, channel the energy and potential hostility into something creative like your favorite hobby. The important thing is to express yourself in a constructive manner. How about playing in the park with a group of children? Do not overexert yourself or put too much strain on your heart. This means controlling your temper. Anger is one of the hardest things on your heart. Don't lay out in the sun too long. You may burn easier today than normal. Watch yourself around the stove or anything hot. Focus on being humble. Put your ego in the backseat.