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9 September, 2023
Solar activity was at low levels. Region 3425 (N16E43, Dai/beta-gamma) produced the strongest event of the period, a C4.0/Sf at 08/0442 UTC. Penumbral area developed around the regions leader spot over the past 24 hours. Region 3423 (N16E10, Eki/beta) also increased in area, with most of the growth observed in its intermediate spots. Consolidation and decay characterized the changes in Region 3421 (N14W53, Eai/beta). Only minor changes were observed in the remaining numbered regions on the visible disk.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were near background levels. A minor increase in the IMF was observed after 08/1200 UTC. With solar wind speeds well below 400 km/s and total magnetic field strength at 7 nT, the feature was insignificant. The Bz component reached as far south as -5 nT but was primarily far north after 08/1645 UTC. Phi angle was variable.
There is a 35% chance of solar activity, with a 20% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Cancer, at 12 degrees, 52' 24", at a velocity of 12.09 degrees per day.
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.3 days old. It is 399176.96 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep, 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Virgo
The Sun is at 16 Vir 19' 50", and is 150704847km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Cancer
The Moon is at 12 Can 52' 24", and is 400994km away and receding.
Moon Is In Cancer
Well hello there, celestial surfers! Hold onto your telescopes, because the Moon is cozying up in Cancer like a hermit crab finding its perfect shell. It's around 400814.051181907km away, give or take a few kilometers. Who's counting anyway, right? Just my trusty old abacus and I. Now, Cancer is your friendly neighborhood crab, known for its love of home comforts and emotional depth. So when the moon, our favorite moody celestial body, decides to bunk with the crab, expect things to get a little...crabby. No offense Mr. Crab. You might find yourself wanting to retreat into your shell, much like a Netflix-bingeing hermit. Or perhaps you're feeling more sensitive than a barefoot trek across a LEGO-strewn floor. Fear not, it's just the lunar-Cancerian vibes at play! You see, the Moon rules the tides, and Cancer is a water sign. Put them together and we have ourselves a veritable emotional whirlpool. You might be tearing up at cat videos more than usual, or perhaps getting rather sentimental about that half-eaten sandwich from lunch. But hey, it's not all doom and gloom! Just remember, even in the depths of celestial moodiness, there's always room for laughter. Maybe even chuckle at how I can't seem to find where I left my "Guide to Interstellar Travels" book again. So buckle up, space cadets! Grab some tissues, maybe some chocolate, and let's ride this lunar wave together. After all, when life gives you lunar lemons, make some cosmic lemonade!
Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is retrograde at 11 Vir 02' 53", moving backwards at 0.84 degrees per day, and is 98368386km away and receding.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Well hello there, celestial voyagers! Fasten your seat belts and prepare for some interstellar humor as we embark on this cosmic adventure. Guess what? Mercury, our solar system's resident chatterbox, has decided to vacation in Virgo. And boy, is it making a scene! Now, Mercury in Virgo is kind of like a librarian on a caffeine high - detail-oriented, highly analytical, and might just freak out if you put a book in the wrong place. Yes, this transit makes us all feel like we've swallowed an encyclopedia and suddenly, we're experts at everything from quantum physics to assembling IKEA furniture. This period is like a backstage pass to the universe’s most exclusive concert, where our minds are the lead singers and the world is our audience. We’re not interested in lip-syncing or auto-tune under this transit -- we want the raw, unedited version of our thoughts, served straight up. Our ability to analyze information is turbo-charged, making us feel like Sherlock Holmes on a good day. Expect to see things you've never noticed before, like the fact that your coworker has a slightly uneven haircut or that your cat has been secretly plotting world domination. Productivity during this transit is off the charts. We’re not just talking about cleaning your room or finishing that report for work. We’re talking about rearranging your sock drawer according to color, pattern, and fabric type. Yeah, it's that intense. But beware, fellow space travelers! In our quest for perfection, we might turn into overly-critical aliens, scrutinizing everything with our super-powered Virgo lenses. Remember, you can point out the speck of dust on your friend's shirt without making them feel like a complete slob. And don't forget, even the Milky Way has a few black holes. So, let's embrace this interstellar journey with grace, humor, and a reminder to occasionally take off those analytical glasses. After all, sometimes a sock is just a sock, even if it doesn't perfectly match its pair. Happy cosmic voyage!
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is prograde at 12 Leo 43' 15", moving at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 56487945km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Well, buckle up, stargazers, because our celestial drama queen, Venus, has sashayed into the fiery realm of Leo and is ready to turn up the heat! Remember that time when you sang a karaoke version of "Bohemian Rhapsody" and got a standing ovation from a bunch of strangers? That's the energy we're talking about. Venus in Leo is all about the spotlight, the applause, the grand gestures of love. It's like a cosmic Broadway show where everyone’s expected to play their part with gusto! So, here's the deal: If your idea of romance involves silent admiration from afar, well, you might want to take a cosmic raincheck. Because during this transit, love isn't just whispered sweet nothings, it's announced through a megaphone. Everyone wants not just to be liked, but adored. It's a buffet of emotions served with a side of drama and a sprinkling of jealousy. Staying on the sidelines? Not an option. But wait, is there a downside? Of course, dear ones, this is the cosmos we're talking about! It’s not all sunshine and rainbows. There will be Shakespearean-level theatrics involved. Feeling neglected? You might find yourself starting a passionate argument just for the sake of being the center of attention again. Remember, there is no 'I' in 'we', but during this transit, the 'I' is under a really, really bright spotlight. Now, let's talk money. With Venus in Leo, it transforms from a simple currency to the golden ticket to the Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory of extravagance. The desire for glitz and glamour might have you reaching deeper into your pockets. But remember, while pampering ourselves can be satisfying, Leo's generosity also thrives on giving. So, splurging on others can bring even more cosmic joy. So, as Venus spins her way through Leo, let's remember to enjoy the ride. This is a time to re-energize relationships and remind ourselves that a life without a dash of excitement is like a pizza without cheese. Yes, it's edible, but where's the fun in that?
Mars
Mars is in Libra
Mars is prograde at 08 Lib 11' 54", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 375125695km away and receding.
Mars Is In Libra
Well, well, well, folks! Lookie here, we've got Mars in Libra, and boy is that a cosmic shindig worth talking about. Now, I know what you're thinking, "375 million kilometres away, and I'm supposed to care?" Stick with me, star gazers, this one's for you. Now, Mars, the red-headed stepchild of the solar system, has decided to take a vacation in the good ol' balanced lands of Libra. And let me tell you, things are about to get real diplomatic up in here. While Mars is busy sipping on iced tea under Libra's peacemaker palm trees, we're gonna find ourselves feeling all kinds of harmonious. You know that guy at work who leaves his dirty dishes in the sink? You might just end up washing them with a smile. Or that neighbour who blares their music at ungodly hours? Maybe you'll find yourself tapping your foot along instead of banging on the walls. But remember, folks, peace isn't about burying your head in the sand like an ostrich at a tax audit. You still gotta face those problems, but guess what? You'll be doing it with the grace of a ballerina and the heart of a teddy bear. In this great cosmic dance, Libra is reminding us that we are not gladiators, but diplomats. So, don't avoid conflict, address it with a little charm and a lot of love, like a hippie at a peace rally. And while Mars is busy learning the waltz with Libra, you might find yourself wrestling with indecision like a nerd at a comic book convention. But don't sweat it, star gazers! Remember, if you're acting out of love, intention, and fairness, you're making the right moves. Oh, and one more thing. If you're a procrastinator, well, this might be your time to shine. Or not. Really, it's up to you. But remember, Mars didn't travel 375 million kilometres for you to sit on your couch and twiddle your thumbs. Keep watching the stars, folks! And remember, in the great cosmic scheme of things, we're all just tiny specks on a blue marble, hurtling through space. Makes you feel kinda special, don't it?
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 32' 43", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 654477787km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
Great Scott! Hold onto your capacitors and suspend your disbelief, because Jupiter is taking a leisurely stroll through Taurus, the cosmic couch potato of the zodiac. That’s right, folks, the big, gassy giant is hanging out with the stubborn, comfort-loving bull, and it's going to be a wild ride... or more like a slow, steady mosey, to be accurate. Now, you may be asking, "Doc, what does this mean for me?" Well, my friend, it's quite simple. Think of Jupiter as your nerdy best friend who just got a new telescope and can't wait to show you all the cool things in the sky. And Taurus? That's your favorite comfy chair you've been promising to get out of... eventually. So, what happens when Jupiter, the planet of wisdom and deep thought, crash lands into the lazy-boy recliner that is Taurus? It’s like trying to solve a complex quantum physics equation while your favorite sitcom is playing in the background. Distractions? Absolutely. But also a reminder that we carry all the wisdom we need within us. During this cosmic meet-up, you'll find yourself feeling energized to make practical, planned to-do lists, like finally sorting out your comic book collection or figuring out the perfect ratio of Cheetos to popcorn for your next movie night in. Keep in mind, though, that with Taurus in the mix, progress might be slower than a sloth on sedatives. But hey, slow and steady wins the race, right? Now, here's where things get interesting. Jupiter is also known as the planet of good luck, and Taurus has a knack for attracting wealth. So, don't be surprised if you find a forgotten $20 bill in your old pair of jeans, or if your stocks in that tech startup suddenly go through the roof. But remember, with great power (or in this case, money) comes great responsibility. Don't spend it all on limited-edition Funko Pops... tempting as it may be. Finally, remember, Taurus is a sucker for the finer things in life. So, while Jupiter is hanging out there, you might find yourself wanting to indulge a little more than usual. Nothing wrong with that, just make sure you're not confusing your needs with your wants. Do you really need another tie-dye shirt or are you just trying to relive your Woodstock days? So, buckle up, my friends, and get ready for a cosmic
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 02 Pis 52' 16", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1314581491km away and receding.
Saturn Is In Pisces
Great Scott! Saturn is in Pisces, my friends, and it's not just floating there for the view. This galactic powerhouse is about 1.3 billion kilometers away, but its influence is as close as your next thought. No need to fire up your DeLorean to feel its impact! Now, you know I'm all about the science, but let's dive into the mystical waters of Pisces for a minute. Saturn has decided to hang ten in this zodiac sign, and it’s not just for the cosmic surf. It’s like your high school guidance counselor showing up in your imaginary underwater kingdom. It might seem a bit intrusive at first, but trust me, it's for your own good. You see, Saturn is the big cheese, the head honcho, the CEO of Discipline and Structure. And Pisces? Well, it's the dreamy artist in the corner, sketching out wild fantasies and dancing with starfish. So what happens when these two come together? It’s like trying to build an IKEA shelf while riding a unicycle. Challenging? Sure. Impossible? Absolutely not. The universe is giving you the green light – or should I say starlight – to turn your wildest dreams into reality. But remember, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither will your grand plans. It's essential to be methodical, like a chess player planning his next move or a mad scientist working on their next invention. But hey, don't let Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, scare you. Yes, it's retrograde, moving backwards, and that can feel like stirring your tea with a fork. It’s strange, but it might just give you a new perspective. So if you feel like you're under a magnifying glass, don't panic. Saturn is just doing some spring cleaning in your subconscious. While you’re dealing with all this, you might find yourself as restless as a caffeinated squirrel. Don’t worry. That’s just the Piscean influence on your dreams and sleep. Maybe try some meditation, forest bathing, or even counting sheep. And remember, dreams are like letters from the universe. So keep a journal handy. You never know when inspiration might strike! In conclusion, my star-gazing friend, strap in and get ready for this cosmic journey. Sure, it might feel like trying to solve a Rubik's cube in zero gravity, but remember, where we're going, we don't need roads... we need dreams. So go
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 01' 25", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2873911805km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Alright folks, let's buckle up because Uranus is parking itself in Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking - "Uranus? The gigantic blue-green hunk of gas that's 2,873,982,928.201204300km away? What's it got to do with me?" Ah, my dear earthlings, that's where astrology comes into play! Taurus, that stubborn old bull, loves stability. It likes knowing where it stands and how many steps there are to the fridge. But here comes Uranus, the cosmic curveball, all about change and revolution, doing the hokey pokey right into Taurus's living room. It's like inviting a tornado to a tea party. Not exactly Taurus's cup of tea, but hey, who doesn't love a little cosmic chaos? Now, Taurus has a thing for money - not in a shallow, materialistic way, more like a dragon hoarding its precious treasures. So, this Uranus visit might just bring some wild changes to our financial world. We might see new currencies that make Bitcoin look like Monopoly money, banks deciding to go on a sabbatical, or the stock market doing the cha-cha slide. This isn't just about global finance, though. Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic decluttering service for your personal finances too. Getting rid of debt, breaking free from financial chains, and learning to see beyond material possessions. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, asking if those credit card bills really spark joy. So as we embark on this seven-year journey with Uranus in Taurus, remember, resistance is futile. Change is coming whether we like it or not. And who knows, maybe at the end of this cosmic roller coaster ride, we'll find ourselves in a better place, with a healthier relationship to our finances and possessions. So hold onto your hats, folks, it's time to embark on this wild ride through the cosmos! And remember, as they say in the interstellar realms, "The only constant is change, especially when Uranus is in town!"
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 33' 07", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4325599981km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Neptune in Pisces: A Galactic Groove
Neptune, that big blue gas giant we all know and love, is chilling out in the water sign Pisces. It's a bit like Boba Fett deciding to take a vacation in an underwater city - it's unexpected, but man, it's quite the sight! And just like Boba Fett, Neptune is kind of doing its own thing and going retrograde in Pisces, which is a whopping 4325610992.574705124km away from us. If you tried to do that distance on a treadmill, well... let's just say you'd need a lot more than a New Year's resolution.
What does this mean for you? Well, imagine if Boba Fett suddenly became a peace-loving hippie, trying to unify all things instead of hunting bounties. That's the vibe we're getting here. The universe is giving us starry-eyed glasses to see beyond our petty squabbles. "Can't we all just get along?" it seems to whisper.
So, what's your part in this intergalactic peace rally? Time to embrace your inner nerd, my friend. Grab your lab coat, your comic books, or your dice set, and think about how you can contribute to a better world. Maybe you'll invent a new eco-friendly technology, or write a comic book that teaches kids about tolerance. Whatever it is, remember that every big impact starts with a small action.
Neptune in Pisces is also a great time to explore the spiritual side of things. Maybe you want to learn about the Force, or meditation, or even the teachings of Yoda. Why not set up a little sacred space in your home where you can connect with the cosmos? Just remember to keep it nerdy - perhaps a shrine to your favourite sci-fi character, or a peaceful corner filled with your favourite books.
Remember, Neptune in Pisces is like the universe's way of saying "May the Force be with you." So go out there, share your ideas with the world, and remember - we're all in this galactic journey together.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 07' 21", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 5111380939km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Pluto Takes a Holiday in Capricorn
Alright, stargazers and cosmic enthusiasts, brace yourselves for some astronomical gossip: Pluto, our favorite dwarf planet (no size-shaming here), has decided to take a vacation in the serious and ambitious realm of Capricorn. Yes, the same Pluto that was demoted from full planetary status in 2006. Talk about a celestial comeback!
Now, you might think this combo is like mixing Star Trek and Star Wars fandoms - a recipe for disaster. But hear me out. This power-packed duo actually shares a common interest: success. But remember, with great power comes great...intolerance. Yup, you heard it right. While Pluto and Capricorn are busy building their cosmic empire, they might not have time for your latest Tik-Tok dance challenge or your opinion about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. They're more into rocket science than social science, if you catch my drift.
But there's a silver lining to this planetary pairing. Pluto, despite its small stature, is all about transformation. It's the Marie Kondo of the solar system, urging us to say sayonara to negative patterns that no longer spark joy. But, as every good scientist knows, with every action comes an equal and opposite reaction. So, while you're busy doing some interstellar spring cleaning, be mindful about what you're tossing into the cosmic recycling bin!
So, hang tight, space cadets! With Pluto in Capricorn, it's going to be a wild ride. Just remember to keep your egos checked at the door, your transformation hats on, and maybe pack some extra patience for anyone who still thinks Pluto isn't a real planet. Pluto, we've got your back!
Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Sextile Moon
There is a nice balance today between your emotional side and your ego. This will promote harmony between you and women, the public, family members, and children. Think about talking over emotional issues with the people you are close to as this transit brings harmony and a willingness to compromise and see the others' point of view.
The Sun
Sun Trine Jupiter
Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun trine Jupiter: You have big aspirations but do not struggle or labor to achieve them. Your self-confidence and inner harmony attract success and benefits to you in an almost magical way. Your optimism and cheerful generosity also win you many allies and successes in life. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun trine Jupiter: The qualities of luck, energy, magnanimity, and good spirits here are pronounced. If you also have Moon square or opposition Saturn, or Sun square or opposition Uranus, or Moon conjunct Mars, or Sun square or opposition Saturn: The creative urge is also brought out.You have lots of vitality and optimism, together with a broad, tolerant, philosophic viewpoint – a sort of hail-fellow-well-met person making friends readily and generally keeping them. This is an excellent position for business. If you also have Mars conjunct Jupiter, Jupiter conjunct Saturn, Jupiter conjunct Uranus, Jupiter conjunct Neptune, Moon square or opposition Saturn, Moon conjunct Mars, Sun square or opposition Saturn, or Jupiter sextile or trine Saturn: You find a successful career of considerable scope and influence.In a professional or artistic career this insures financial return. No poet with this aspect ever starved in a garret, or anywhere else, for that matter. You spend freely and convivially, and your abundant vitality makes it possible for you to keep going for a long time. — Interpretation from the Heaven Knows What report.Sun trine Jupiter: Jupiter, the planet of mercy, confers an optimistic approach whenever there are life challenges to be met. This aspect is fortunate because it promotes successful outcomes in general, as far as personal goals and recognition.You’re a generous and loyal friend. You are basically honest and you have a sincere desire to do right by your fellow man. It’s easy for you to be indulgent with others and you’re a naturally big-hearted person. Use this trait with open eyes. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path report.Sun trine Jupiter: Being successful in life is easy, for you have a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. You have an instinct for justice and the law, and you always know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability makes you a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. Working with and helping older persons is also suggested. — Interpretation from Zet Software.Venus
