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The Sun

The Sun is in Virgo

The Sun is at 12 Vir 26' 60", and is 150851667km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Taurus

The Moon will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 22 Tau 25' 42", and is 380833km away and receding.

Moon Is In Taurus

Greetings, star gazers and extra-terrestrial enthusiasts! Now, hold onto your telescopes because we're about to venture into some celestial shenanigans. The Moon, our beloved nightlight, is currently chilling in Taurus, a sign known for its stubbornness and love for all things comfy. And just so you know, it's only a breezy 380,490.068171089km away. I mean, that's practically next door if you're a light beam or own a hyperdrive spaceship. But don't get too comfy on your moon-viewing picnic blankets because this lunar lass isn't sticking around for long. She's got a hot date with Gemini and will be making the star-studded journey within the next 24 hours. So, what does this cosmic canoodling mean for us mere mortals? Well, while the Moon is in Taurus, it's an excellent time to embrace your inner couch potato, indulge in your favorite snacks, and binge-watch every season of The X Files... again. Just remember, moderation is key! No one wants to explain to their doctor that they sprained their wrist from repeatedly hitting the 'next episode' button. But as the Moon flirts her way into Gemini, prepare for a shift. You might find yourself juggling two tasks at once, like researching quantum physics while simultaneously updating your alien conspiracy blog. It's a time of adaptability, communication, and multitasking. Don't be surprised if you suddenly develop a knack for speaking Klingon or mastering the art of telepathy. So, whether you're enjoying the comforting energy of Taurus or gearing up for the dynamic vibe of Gemini, remember to keep your eyes on the stars, and not just because there's a slight chance of a UFO sighting. Happy stargazing!

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is retrograde at 14 Vir 46' 56", moving backwards at 0.97 degrees per day, and is 94288942km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Alright, buckle up, space cadets! It's time for a celestial shindig because Mercury has popped over to Virgo. Now, don't get all flustered thinking this means you need to start a diet or take up jogging. This is the universe we're talking about, not your over-enthusiastic fitness trainer. Mercury in Virgo is like a cosmic spring clean for your brain attic. And believe me, there's more junk up there than in Lister's laundry basket. What this means is that it's time to cut through the clutter and get straight to the point. You wouldn't catch a Virgo sugar-coating their words any more than you'd catch Kryten failing to iron a shirt. Virgo is a veritable whizz at sifting through cosmic clutter and discarding unnecessary fluff. So, as Mercury moonwalks its way through Virgo, our ability to analyze information goes into hyperdrive. Think Holly on a good day, not those days when he's about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Productivity is the name of the game with Mercury in Virgo. Sure, it's not going to be as much fun as a zero-gravity beer festival, but this is a time for some serious smegging progress. No more getting stuck in an endless loop of dead-end ideas or conversations that circle around like a three-wheeled skutter. But here's the kicker, folks. Mercury in Virgo can turn us into hyper-critical gimboids. It's one thing to have discernment, but another entirely to nitpick like Rimmer on an inspection round. So, keep your criticisms to a minimum and try to convey your thoughts with a bit of tact. Trust me, nobody likes a know-it-all, especially when they actually do know it all. Remember, folks, just because Mercury's gone retrograde doesn't mean your life has to. Embrace the energy, sift through the clutter and remember to keep your sense of humor. After all, we're all just tiny specks in a vast universe, trying to make sense of it all. Might as well have a laugh while we're at it, eh?

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 12 Leo 13' 56", moving at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 53163695km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Well, space cadets, get ready to buckle your astro-belts because Venus has just decided to crash Leo's party! Now, don't panic – it's not like she's going to eat all the guacamole and drink all the space punch. No, Venus in Leo is more like the life of the party, turning up the music and making sure everyone gets a chance to bust out their best dance moves. Think of Leo as the cosmic DJ booth and Venus just put on her favorite track. She's stepping onto the dance floor and she's not just doing the robot (though I hear she has a pretty mean one). She's spinning, twirling, and inviting everyone to join her in the grand waltz of the cosmos. And boy, does she know how to make an entrance! Venus in Leo is not about being a wallflower or a shrinking violet. Oh no, it's about being the biggest, boldest, most beautiful peacock in the space-jungle. It's about shouting your love from the rooftops, or better yet, from the highest satellite in your orbit. But remember, my astronomy aficionados, with great power comes great responsibility. The spotlight can be intoxicating, and it's easy to forget that other people exist when you're busy doing your victory lap around the sun. Remember, there's no "i" in "we", but there is an "us" in "Venus". So, while you're basking in all that Leo love-light, don't forget to share the stage. And what about your cosmic cash flow? Well, while Venus is in Leo, money becomes about as important as a chocolate teapot in a heatwave. It's all about treating yourself and the ones you love like royalty. But remember, generosity is the name of the game here, so don’t hoard all the space-gems for yourself. Venus in Leo is like a shooting star – bright, bold, and making a statement across the sky. It's a time to re-energize your relationships, shake up your love life, and remember that without a little excitement, life would be as dull as a trip to the Klingon opera. So, folks, dust off your dancing shoes, turn up the volume, and let's boogie down under this Venus in Leo disco ball!

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 05 Lib 36' 17", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 373742867km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

Alright, my fellow star gazers, grab your spectacles and put on your thinking caps because Mars has just RSVP'd to Libra's swanky soiree. Now, normally Mars is that rowdy party guest who's always starting a game of beer pong or arm wrestling. But when it steps into Libra's tastefully decorated living room, it suddenly feels compelled to discuss philosophy, politics, and whether pineapple really does belong on pizza. Imagine Mars, the red-faced planet of action, getting cozy with Libra, the zodiac's diplomat. It's like watching a bull trying to blend in at a china shop. But here's the thing - it kinda works! Mars in Libra is like your gruff Uncle Tony suddenly becoming interested in K-Pop and learning all the dance routines. For us earthlings, this means we're suddenly all about our relationships. We're looking at our partner, our friends, even our barista, wondering if they're really 'the one'. Not the one to marry necessarily, but the one who makes your latte just right. While Mars is hanging out in Libra, we're less likely to Hulk-smash our way through conflicts. Instead, we're more like Bruce Banner, calmly discussing our feelings and finding peaceful solutions. But don't get too comfy in this lovey-dovey energy. It's not all peace signs and daisy chains. Because, let's be real - Mars is still Mars. It's got a fiery spirit that's itching for action. And Libra, despite its diplomatic demeanor, is all about justice. So, while we're all feeling the love, we're also ready to fight for what's fair. Think of yourself as a peace-loving superhero, ready to maintain balance in the world. But beware of the dreaded 'P' words – procrastination and indecision. Mars wants to go, go, go while Libra is more of a slow, slow, slow kind of sign. It's like trying to decide what Netflix show to binge-watch next – there are so many options, and they all seem good! Remember, this phase isn't about avoiding conflict or burying your head in the sand. It's about addressing issues with grace, love, and a lot of patience. So, buckle up cosmic voyagers, because Mars in Libra is here to teach us how to fight...in the most polite way possible.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is retrograde at 15 Tau 34' 52", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 662431971km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Well, hold on to your space helmets, folks, because Jupiter has decided to make a pit stop in Taurus and it's going to be a wild ride! If you ever wondered what happens when you mix the philosophical giant Jupiter with Taurus, the cosmic couch potato, buckle up - you're about to find out. Picture this: Jupiter, that big ol' planet of wisdom and deep thoughts, snuggles up with Taurus, the zodiac equivalent of that one friend who brings snacks to every event and then forgets to share. The result? A mind-boggling mashup of introspection and inertia that might just leave you pondering the meaning of life while simultaneously stress-eating an entire pizza. This celestial hangout is like being handed the keys to the wisdom-mobile but realizing it's a stick shift and you've never driven one. It's a call to action, or more accurately, a call to inaction. It's all about making your dreams a reality, one tiny, meticulous step at a time. Jupiter's all "Go big or go home!" and Taurus is like "Or we could just stay home." It's a cosmic opportunity to make a detailed plan for world domination...or at least the domination of your personal goals. Now, when it comes to prosperity, Jupiter in Taurus is like winning the lottery. Literally. Jupiter is the king of good luck and Taurus is practically rolling in dough (and probably eating it too, let's be honest). So, expect some major moolah mojo during this transit. But, remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Or in this case, with great potential for wealth comes great potential for blowing it all on fancy cheeses. So, as Jupiter frolics in the field of Taurus, remember to keep your wits about you. It's easy to get lost in the heady mix of deep thoughts and delicious indulgences. But if you can balance the desire for growth with a healthy dose of patience, you might just come out of this transit with some profound insights and a full belly. Enjoy the ride!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 09' 52", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1312653256km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Hello there, cosmic voyagers! Let's take a joyride through the universe with our tour guide today, Saturn, who's currently moonwalking - I mean retrograding - in dreamy Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Saturn in Pisces? That's like inviting a tax auditor to a poetry slam!" But bear with me, stargazers. Picture this: Saturn, the celestial taskmaster, sporting a tie-dye t-shirt and flower crown, has taken a detour from its usual rule-bound route and decided to crash Pisces' perpetual daydream party. And as cringe-worthy as it sounds, this isn't just Saturn having a midlife crisis. It's a golden opportunity for us Earthlings to make our dreams come true! So, dust off those aspirations you've been tucking away in your mental attic - yes, even that idea of starting an alpaca-themed bed and breakfast or writing a sci-fi novel where cats rule the universe. With Saturn's discipline and Pisces' imagination, it's the perfect time to create a plan that can turn these fantasies into reality. But let's not kid ourselves, Saturn in Pisces might feel a bit like having your subconscious audited by the universe's sternest CPA. It could get uncomfortable when Saturn starts poking around your dreamscape with a clipboard, demanding feasibility reports for your wildest dreams. But remember, Saturn is like that strict but loving grandparent who wants nothing but the best for you. So, instead of plastering "Keep Out" signs on your mental fortress, let Saturn in and listen to what he's got to say. You'll thank him later when your dreams start taking shape. Now, with all this activity happening in sleepy Pisces, don't be surprised if you're feeling more restless than a caffeinated squirrel. To balance out the energy, channel your inner hippie and find your Zen. Meditate, hug a tree, practice your deep breathing, or snooze away (just keep a dream journal handy). Maybe even hit the hay a little early. After all, even science says we need ample sleep for optimal brain function! So, folks, buckle up, welcome Saturn into Pisces, and prepare for a heady blend of cosmic coaching. Believe me, with the right attitude, this transit could be the key to unlocking your dreams. Now, how's that for a stellar forecast?

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 03' 14", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2883350130km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Ahoy, star gazers and cosmic enthusiasts! The universe has delivered a big, bold, blue and beautiful cosmic surprise package, and it's signed, sealed, and delivered from Uranus (no pun intended). Yes, you heard right! Our glacial giant, Uranus, is on a seven-year sleepover in Taurus. Now, imagine a party crasher at a mellow jazz event, playing punk rock from his boombox. That's Uranus for you. And Taurus? Well, Taurus loves its peace and predictability like Sheldon Cooper loves his spot on the couch. Now, let's talk about money, honey. You see, Taurus is the Warren Buffet of the zodiac. Stable, steady, and oh-so financially savvy. But with Uranus in the mix, we might be looking at a cosmic cryptocurrency revolution. Bitcoin, Dogecoin, or even Martiancoin, who knows? It's going to be like Wall Street crashing a Star Trek convention. But here’s where it gets personal - this combo is all about breaking free from the golden handcuffs of life. Debt, taxes, credit card interests, rent, mortgages – these are about as appealing as a Dalek at a peace rally. Uranus is here to shake things up and change our relationship with money, kind of like a cosmic Marie Kondo. If it doesn't spark joy, it's time to say thank you, next! So buckle up, my celestial friends, because resistance is futile. Embrace the change, because just like a plot twist in a sci-fi series, it might just lead us to a better storyline. Remember, in the grand scheme of the cosmos, this is just another blip in the space-time continuum. Happy stargazing!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 39' 33", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4327615535km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Alright, star gazers and cosmic voyagers, get ready to have your minds somewhat mildly blown. Neptune, that big blue ball of mystery, is currently hanging out in Pisces. And before you ask, yes, it's retrograde. I know, I know, another retrograde. But don’t fret! This isn't like when Mercury retrogrades and your emails start disappearing into the ether or your ex tries to slide back into your DMs. This combination of Neptune in Pisces is like a celestial kombucha brew, fizzing with spiritual and emotional enlightenment. It's a cosmic cocktail that's got us seeing clearer than a freshly cleaned telescope lens. Petty differences? They're floating away like space debris. Unity is the new black, folks. Also, it’s time to recognize that we're all individual stars in this massive galaxy, each twinkling with our own unique gifts. So why not use this time to shine brighter? Take that online course in tarot reading you've been eyeing, or maybe transform that dusty corner of your apartment into a sacred altar, complete with scented candles, healing crystals, and that quirky garden gnome you just can't part with. Remember, Neptune in Pisces is an interstellar invitation to explore our emotional intelligence and share our unique offerings with the world. And this isn't some vague, cryptic prophecy from a fortune cookie. This cosmic energy is here to support us in this process. It's like having your own personal cheerleader, but instead of pom-poms, it's armed with astrological wisdom and spiritual insights. So strap in, buckle up, and prepare for a journey to the center of your soul. After all, space is the final frontier... of self-discovery!

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 10' 53", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5103545868km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: It's Not Rocket Science, Or Is It?

Listen up, my celestial symbiotes, because Pluto is currently doing its best impression of a cosmic grumpy cat in the sign of Capricorn. That's right, the ever-distant dwarf planet is over 5.1 billion kilometres away and still managing to shake things up. Now, you may be wondering, "If Pluto is so far away, how can it possibly affect my life?" Well, I don't have time to explain quantum entanglement to you, but trust me, it does.

The combination of Pluto and Capricorn is like merging Sheldon Cooper with Spock - a relentless drive for success, razor-sharp focus, and about as much emotional empathy as a toaster. During this transit, you might find yourself dismissing others' perspectives quicker than a nerd swipes left on a jock's Tinder profile.

The silver lining? Pluto doesn't just bring the intensity of a dark matter supernova, it also encourages us to kick our bad habits to the curb. So, it's time to say sayonara to those negative patterns of yours - yes, including that late-night candy crush marathon. Just remember, in this cosmic game of Jenga, be careful what you pull out. You don't want your life-toppling over faster than a flat-Earther's theory.

So, my star-crossed friends, buckle up. It's going to be a wild ride. And remember, in the words of the immortal Q - "The trial never ends." Keep exploring, keep questioning, and most importantly, keep laughing. Because even in the vast, infinite universe, a good sense of humor is the best navigation tool you've got.

The Sun

Sun Trine Jupiter

Today should be a fortunate day for you. Your confidence and optimism are high. Today is a good day to put plans into action and to participate in group activities. Expand your horizons and pick up something new to learn. It's a good time to grow, to be generous and caring, and to reach out and make others happy. Ask your boss for a raise as those in authority are likely to be receptive today.Endowed with generosity and friendliness, these people appear to be lucky in life. They attract good things with a positive frame of mind and a charitable disposition. Rarely entirely “down and out”, people with Sun in harmonious aspect to Jupiter are usually well-received, helpful, and well-informed. They may enjoy travel and have a special affection for foreign places and people. They’re generally not very competitive people, and for the most part not combative either. As a result, they are usually well-liked.These people are usually good-hearted with strong morals and much faith in life and in people. They prefer to find good in situations and in people. They don’t have a lot of patience with those who break the rules, as they generally believe in order, equality, and the law. They generally make good on their promises, and the sincerity they exude can be trusted. Looking on the bright side is their forte–turn to these people for a pleasing dose of faith and optimism. They are quick to chuckle and can’t resist any appeal to their sense of humor. Some people with this aspect are downright jolly. Others are less conspicuous, but their faith in life and willingness to find humor in life are nevertheless obvious.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Hank Aaron, Ben Affleck, Antonio Banderas, Ashley Judd, Evel Knievel, Shari Lewis, Carol Lewis, Camilla Parker Bowles, Peter Sellers, Alicia Witt, Justin Timberlake; Sextiles – Prince Andrew (of England), Madonna, Albert Camus, Samantha Fox, Courtney Love, Elvis Presley.Alternate interpretations:Sun trine Jupiter: You have big aspirations but do not struggle or labor to achieve them. Your self-confidence and inner harmony attract success and benefits to you in an almost magical way. Your optimism and cheerful generosity also win you many allies and successes in life. — Interpretation from our Merlin Profile report.Sun trine Jupiter: The qualities of luck, energy, magnanimity, and good spirits here are pronounced. If you also have Moon square or opposition Saturn, or Sun square or opposition Uranus, or Moon conjunct Mars, or Sun square or opposition Saturn: The creative urge is also brought out.You have lots of vitality and optimism, together with a broad, tolerant, philosophic viewpoint – a sort of hail-fellow-well-met person making friends readily and generally keeping them. This is an excellent position for business. If you also have Mars conjunct Jupiter, Jupiter conjunct Saturn, Jupiter conjunct Uranus, Jupiter conjunct Neptune, Moon square or opposition Saturn, Moon conjunct Mars, Sun square or opposition Saturn, or Jupiter sextile or trine Saturn: You find a successful career of considerable scope and influence.In a professional or artistic career this insures financial return. No poet with this aspect ever starved in a garret, or anywhere else, for that matter. You spend freely and convivially, and your abundant vitality makes it possible for you to keep going for a long time. — Interpretation from the Heaven Knows What report.Sun trine Jupiter: Jupiter, the planet of mercy, confers an optimistic approach whenever there are life challenges to be met. This aspect is fortunate because it promotes successful outcomes in general, as far as personal goals and recognition.You’re a generous and loyal friend. You are basically honest and you have a sincere desire to do right by your fellow man. It’s easy for you to be indulgent with others and you’re a naturally big-hearted person. Use this trait with open eyes. — Interpretation from the Your Life Path report.Sun trine Jupiter: Being successful in life is easy, for you have a built-in sense of how to approach and unravel even the most difficult problems. You have an instinct for justice and the law, and you always know how to approach a problem from just the right angle. This ability makes you a natural counselor or guide for others, in particular regarding vocational matters. Working with and helping older persons is also suggested. — Interpretation from Zet Software.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.