The Sun

The Sun is in Virgo

The Sun is at 10 Vir 30' 47", and is 150923125km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Aries

The Moon will change from Aries to Taurus in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 24 Ari 53' 37", and is 368609km away and receding.

Moon Is In Aries

Well, hello there celestial traveler! Strap on your space boots because we're going for a cosmic journey. The Moon, yes, that bright, beautiful rock orbiting us like a stalker that just can't let go, is currently hanging out in Aries. Now, don't let Aries fool you. It's not just a constellation named after a ram, oh no. It's also a big ball of fiery, headstrong energy. So, what does that mean for us mere earthlings? Let's break it down. Think of the Moon as your introverted roommate who usually keeps to themselves, but today, they've borrowed your shiny red sports car and are doing doughnuts in the parking lot. That's the Moon in Aries effect. It's a time when your emotions might feel as if they've chugged a gallon of rocket fuel and are ready to blast off to Mars. The Moon is precisely 368300.945524120km away—yeah, I measured—and it's itching to make a move. It's like that kid at the back of the classroom who can't sit still, always ready to jump into action, even if the teacher is still talking. But fear not, dear one, this Moon-in-Aries-phase energy is not here to cause chaos (well, not entirely). It’s a fantastic time to take action on those things you’ve been putting off. That book you wanted to write? Go for it. That trip you've been planning? Start packing. That secret crush you’ve been texting? Send them a moon emoji, and tell them you miss them. However, remember that this lunar joyride doesn't last forever. In the next 24 hours, the Moon will pack its bags and shift into Taurus. It's like going from a wild party to a cozy, comfy, hot chocolate kind of night. So, enjoy the boldness while it lasts, but don't forget to prepare for the snugness that follows. Life is all about balance, just like a tightrope walker...in space! So, embrace your inner astronaut and chart your course through this celestial rollercoaster. After all, we're all just stardust navigating the cosmic sea! Stay groovy, my friends!

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is retrograde at 16 Vir 41' 01", moving backwards at 0.92 degrees per day, and is 93956051km away and receding.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Alright, all you star-studded explorers, let's talk about our planetary pal, Mercury, currently moonwalking its way through Virgo. This is like the astrophysical version of Sheldon Cooper organizing his comic book collection - pure, unadulterated, obsessive precision. When Mercury spins into Virgo, it's like your mind suddenly has the razor-sharp focus of a laser pointer in the hands of a caffeine-fueled cat. No fluff, no filler, just the cold, hard, unsweetened facts. You're not interested in sugar-coating your words any more than you're interested in putting pineapple on your pizza (and if you are, we might have to have a serious chat). Virgo is the Marie Kondo of the Zodiac, expertly sifting through the attic of our minds and asking every thought, "do you bring me joy?" Or more accurately, "are you absolutely, categorically, 100% necessary?" With Mercury moon dancing through Virgo, our ability to sort the wheat from the chaff goes into overdrive. We become communication ninjas, slicing through unnecessary info with the precision of a well-aimed Dalek's exterminating beam: "EXTRAPOLATE! EXTRAPOLATE!" Productivity becomes our middle name during this transit. It may not be as fun as a Star Trek marathon, but the potential to make progress is bigger than a Tardis. You'll find yourself sidestepping redundant ideas like Neo dodges bullets in The Matrix, focusing instead on the nitty-gritty details that can propel you forward faster than a warp drive. But beware, fellow cosmic voyagers, for with great power comes great responsibility. Under the scrutinizing influence of Mercury in Virgo, we risk becoming as critical as a Dalek at a peace conference. Remember, pointing out flaws with the subtlety of a sonic screwdriver isn't going to win you any friends. Try to refine your communication skills to avoid sounding like you're always on the offensive. Unless, of course, you're actually battling Cybermen. Then, by all means, exterminate away! In conclusion, dear stargazers, embrace the analytical prowess that comes with Mercury in Virgo, but remember, a little tact goes a long way. After all, even Daleks have feelings... I think.

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is retrograde at 12 Leo 12' 58", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 51627456km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Computer, Engage: Venus in Leo

Prepare to engage thrusters, folks! Our celestial sister Venus is making a pit stop in the constellation of Leo, the universe's ultimate drama king. Hold on to your telescopes, because when Venus gets cosy with this fiery feline, we're not just talking about love, we're talking about a Star Trek-level love explosion that would make even Captain Kirk blush. It's time to boldly go where no horoscope has gone before!

The thing to remember about Leo is that it's not just a Fire sign; it's THE Fire sign. Like a supernova, it's all about intense bursts of creativity, showing off, and speaking from the heart. So, when Venus, the goddess of love herself, decides to tango with this cosmic lion, expect your love life to light up like a quasar.

Under the influence of Venus in Leo, simply being liked or appreciated is as unsatisfying as a decaf soy latte. No, darling, you want to be adored. This cosmic combo encourages us to take risks, make grand gestures, and maybe even perform a spacewalk without a tether. However, just like attempting to solve Schrödinger's cat paradox, those who play it safe might end up feeling a bit quantumly entangled.

While Venus is in Leo, love becomes as unpredictable as a quantum particle and drama can flare up faster than a solar storm on the sun's surface. But remember, even the most brilliant star cannot shine without a little bit of darkness. Take this time to channel your inner Carl Sagan and explore the cosmos of relationships. Just remember, there's no "i" in "we", but there is one in "singularity". So, don't focus too much on your own needs or you might find yourself in a black hole of loneliness.

What about money? Well, under Venus in Leo, money is basically just star dust. Sure, it’s great to have, but it’s only a means to an end. And that end is making you and your loved ones feel like intergalactic royalty. Leo loves extravagance like a nebula loves forming stars. So, don't be afraid to spoil yourself or others. Just keep in mind, true happiness comes from generosity, not just self-indulgence.

So there you have it, starg

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 04 Lib 18' 46", moving at 0.65 degrees per day, and is 372999919km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

Mars In Libra: The Galactic Dance of Balance

Well, science nerds and astrology aficionados, grab your spaceship and buckle up! Mars, our cosmic buddy, known for its hot temper and "get things done yesterday" attitude, is currently vacationing in Libra, the zodiac's resident diplomat. Imagine a muscled warrior wearing a suit and tie, trying to elegantly sip a cup of tea at a fancy garden party. Hilarious, right? That's Mars in Libra for you.

The result of this zodiacal sitcom is that we are all feeling a bit like Goldilocks in our relationships - everything needs to be just right. We're suddenly more aware of where we stand with others and what we're willing to do to keep the boat afloat. But remember folks, pretending everything’s hunky-dory when it’s not, is about as useful as a chocolate teapot.

While Mars is hanging out in Libra, we’re all channeling our inner peace brokers. Arguments? Pfft! Who needs them? We're all about spreading peace, love, and harmony. But don't let this fool you into sweeping issues under the cosmic carpet. With diplomacy dial turned up, we can chat about those tough topics with finesse and care, kind of like applying band-aids with silk gloves on.

And, oh boy, Libra loves justice even more than Batman! So, while Mars is in this sign, we're all empowered to fight for fairness and equality. But remember, it’s a balancing act, not a war. The goal here is equilibrium, not eradication.

But beware, my fellow stargazers! Mars' vacation in Libra might leave us humming and hawing over decisions. It's like trying to pick a movie on Netflix - so many choices, so little time. But hey, if we're acting from a place of love, intention, and fairness, we're already making the right moves.

So, in short, my dear Earthlings, while Mars is in Libra, let's remember to phone home, share our Reese's Pieces, and communicate our feelings openly - because as our extraterrestrial friend E.T. taught us, "I'll be right here".

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 34' 44", moving at 0 degrees per day, and is 666517820km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus: A Galactic Ballet of Big Ideas and Bullheadedness

Alright stargazers, strap on your astrological seatbelts because Jupiter, the celestial heavyweight champion of wisdom is currently doing the cosmic rumba with Taurus, the zodiac's most steadfast (and some might say stubborn) sign. Imagine if Yoda decided to have a philosophical teatime with a particularly obstinate cow - that's what's happening in the cosmos right now.

The cosmic conga line of Jupiter and Taurus is like a gentle reminder from the universe that the wisdom we're always seeking is, in fact, chilling within us. It's kind of like when you're searching for your glasses and realize they've been on your head the whole time. The spirituality we often view as some kind of far-off, elusive unicorn is actually more like a house cat - always there, just generally ignored in favor of Netflix or the latest Twitter feud.

Jupiter's little sojourn in Taurus isn't just about inner wisdom, though. It's also like a cosmic pep rally pushing us towards our goals. You know those dreams you've been putting on the back burner? Now's the time to dust them off. Jupiter's ambition plus Taurus’ unyielding resilience is basically the universe's way of saying "get 'er done!"

And let's not forget about the potential for prosperity. Jupiter is essentially the Oprah of planets - handing out luck and good fortune. Coupled with Taurus, the zodiac's embodiment of wealth, it’s a cosmic jackpot! Or at least, a very good time to review your finances and maybe even find a penny or two hiding under the couch cushions.

However, a word of caution. Taurus has a soft spot for indulgence and Jupiter can be somewhat of an enabler. It's like having your cake and eating it too... and then ordering another cake. So, while the stars twinkle with possibility, remember to exercise a little restraint. After all, moderation in all things, including cake and cosmic transits, is key!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 18' 49", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1311956536km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: A Star Wars Story

Alright, space peeps, buckle up your astro-belts because we're going on a cosmic journey! Saturn, the big daddy of planetary discipline, has decided it's time for a swim and has belly-flopped right into the dreamy, watery depths of Pisces. It's like if Darth Vader decided to crash Luke Skywalker's yoga retreat; things are about to get very interesting.

Now, Saturn is pretty much the Obi-Wan Kenobi of planets - stern, wise, and all about self-discipline and order. But Pisces? Well, Pisces is more like Chewbacca: deeply emotional, a bit wild and always dreaming of far-off galaxies. Put them together and you've got a cocktail that's part Jedi mind trick, part Wookiee roar.

What does this mean for us earthlings? Well, it's time to manifest those dreams of yours into reality. Want to write the next "Star Wars" saga? Go for it! Dreaming of opening a business selling Ewok-inspired crafts? Now's the time! Just don't forget to have your trusty notepad (or droid) by your side, because the wisdom of Saturn will be guiding you towards making those dreams a reality.

But beware, young Padawans! Saturn isn’t shy about asking the hard questions and may force you to confront some truths about your dreams. It's like having Yoda inside your head, constantly saying "Do or do not. There is no try." So, be ready to defend your dreams against the dark side of doubt and fear. Remember, Saturn is here to help, not hinder.

One small piece of advice though - with Saturn's energy mingling with Piscean dreams, you might find yourself restless, as if a battalion of Stormtroopers were marching through your brain. This is a perfect time to channel your inner Princess Leia, stay calm and collected. Meditate, take a moonlit stroll through your local Endor forest, and remember to breathe. And don't forget your dream journal. You never know when you might dream up the next R2-D2!

May the force be with you during this cosmic event, and remember - you're the hero of your own story.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 03' 51", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2888156968km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, stargazers and cosmic voyagers! I'm here to tell you that Uranus, our favorite rebellious teenager of the solar system, has currently parked its celestial behind in the earthy realm of Taurus. Picture this: it's like Spock from Star Trek trying to fit into a hobbit party in the Shire - hilarious chaos is bound to ensue! Taurus, bless its stubborn little heart, loves routine and stability almost as much as cats love laser pointers. But guess what? Uranus didn't get the memo. It's basically the cosmic equivalent of an espresso shot overcharging your nervous system - buzzing with change and unpredictability. This is like trying to teach your grandma to use TikTok overnight. Good luck with that! Uranus is shaking up Taurus' piggy bank, and I'm not talking about finding a couple of extra quarters. We're looking at totally new methods of handling our moolah - Bitcoin might start to look as outdated as a floppy disk. Banks may turn into digital hangouts, and the housing and stock markets could resemble a rollercoaster ride at NASA. Buckle up, folks! On a personal level, Uranus is giving us a cosmic nudge (or an interstellar boot up the backside) to liberate ourselves from the financial chains that bind us. You know what I mean: debt, taxes, credit card interest, rent, mortgages - all those fun things that make us feel like we're in a never-ending game of Monopoly. This transit is all about changing our relationship with money and materialism. Think of it as a celestial Marie Kondo visit, sparking joy and making space for what really matters. Resistance is futile, my friends. The changes ahead are as inevitable as getting a sunburn if you fall asleep on the beach. So, let's embrace the chaos and see where this cosmic roller coaster takes us. Who knows? By the end of this, we might find ourselves in a better place than where we started. After all, Uranus isn't just about disruption; it's also about innovation, enlightenment, and progress. And remember, every cloud has a silver lining, even if it's raining space rocks!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 42' 43", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4328881920km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Ahoy there, stargazers! Prepare yourselves for a cosmic voyage courtesy of our blue buddy Neptune, currently taking a leisurely backstroke through the mystical waters of Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Neptune always in retrograde?" Well, yes, my astutely observant friends, but it's not about the destination, it's about the journey... and Neptune's got a first-class ticket to Enlightenmentville! As Neptune doggy-paddles through the Piscean seas, it's like someone cranked up the contrast on your spiritual TV, making every channel clearer than ever before. Suddenly, all those petty squabbles seem as significant as a black hole without the event horizon. (Spoiler alert: that's not very.) When these cosmic forces combine, they create a celestial spotlight, illuminating the path to unity like a cosmic GPS. And let's face it, we could all use a bit of direction now and then. But hey, don't just sit there like a planet without a moon! This transit is calling you to action. It’s like a cosmic casting call, and you, my friend, have the leading role. Do you have a dream? A gift? A particularly well-baked banana bread recipe? Whatever it is, Neptune in Pisces wants you to serve it up to the world on a silver platter. Maybe it's time to sign up for that Zen meditation class you've been eyeing, or dust off those tarot cards gathering dust in your drawer. Build yourself a little sanctuary at home, a place where you can connect with the cosmos. Remember, Neptune's energy is like the best kind of celestial cheerleader, pom-poms and all, ready to support you in sharing your unique gifts with the world. So, get out there and shine, you crazy diamonds! After all, we're all stardust when you get right down to it.

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 12' 46", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5099815762km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

When Pluto Throws a Party in Capricorn's House

Alright, space cadets, gather 'round because the big news of the cosmic hour is that our buddy Pluto (yes, it's still a planet in my book) has decided to crash at Capricorn's place. Now, imagine this: Pluto, the cosmic Mickey Mouse of our solar system, is currently shacked up with Capricorn, the CEO of Zodiac Ltd. I mean, talk about an odd couple!

While they're both pretty driven, they've got different styles. Capricorn's the one with the corner office, a strategic plan for everything, and a no-nonsense attitude. Pluto, on the other hand, is the rogue planet that was told it didn't belong but decided to stick around anyway. It's like the universe's ultimate sitcom!

Now, here's the rub: while these two are roommates, we might find ourselves with a sudden intolerance for other people's ideas. It's like we're all wearing "My way or the highway" t-shirts. But remember, folks, variety is the spice of life! The universe doesn't need more pepper, it needs more paprika!

And here comes Pluto, the celestial version of Marie Kondo, urging us to chuck out all the negative habits that are cluttering up our lives. It's asking us to do a bit of cosmic spring cleaning, essentially. But let's be mindful - while Pluto might be the master of destruction, it's not asking us to go full-on Godzilla on our lives. It's more of a controlled demolition: destroy to create, not just for the sake of it.

So, that's the astrological forecast for you. Pluto's having a sleepover at Capricorn's and they're rearranging the furniture in our lives. Might seem a bit chaotic now, but who knows? By the end, we might just find our lives are a little more feng shui.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Jupiter

Your mental judgment is excellent today. Plans you make are well thought out, broad, and focused on seeing both the details and the larger picture. Travel, both mental and physical should be rewarding today. Take care of all legal issues and contracts as the force is with you today. Make long range plans now.Your ideas are big and your intentions noble. You are excellent at seeing the big picture, drawing conclusions, problem solving, and making accurate observations. You love to learn, and spend your life actively absorbing information. Many of you make good teachers with your sincere love of learning and sharing ideas with others. You are also very positive in your communications, readily inspiring others with what you say and how you say it. You are skilled at turning information into an advantage, and in some ways seem to be quite lucky. You are tolerant of other perspectives and ideas, and naturally avoid narrow-minded thinking–in fact you have a huge distaste for it. You are generally at ease conversing with people from all walks of life. You might be especially attracted to learning other languages and learning about foreign cultures. Travel is something that you are strongly attracted to.You are very tolerant, generous and optimistic. You always see the positive side of situations and you are very respectful of the traditions and opinions of others. You have a lot of ability for organizing and planning enterprises. You enjoy traveling and any other activity that helps expand your mind. You possess an ease of communication and the facility of learning other languages. — from the Adult report.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Trines – Jennifer Aniston, Lucie Arnaz, Tom Berger, Wade Boggs, Tony Curtis, Kirk Douglas, Lou Ferrigno, Sean Flannery, Marilyn Manson, Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, Jack Nicholson, Diana Ross, Yves Saint-Laurent, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Oprah Winfrey.