The Sun

The Sun is in Virgo

The Sun is at 06 Vir 38' 43", and is 151063405km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Aquarius

The Moon will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 25 Aqu 09' 11", and is 357344km away and receding.

Moon Is In Aquarius

Greetings, celestial voyagers! It's your friendly, neighborhood astro-nerd here, ready to decode the cosmic code like a C-3PO on caffeine! Now, buckle up your star-belts because the Moon has parked itself in Aquarius faster than the Millennium Falcon did the Kessel Run. And let me tell you, this is no small feat. The Moon is currently stationed a whopping 357389.913578475km away! That’s right folks, even further than a galaxy far, far away! If that doesn’t trip your light-speed drive, I don’t know what will. Aquarius, the galactic water bearer of the zodiac, is known for its innovative thinking and eccentricity. It’s like the R2-D2 of the zodiac, always full of surprises and able to fix just about anything! So, with the Moon in Aquarius, expect your emotions to be as animated and unpredictable as our favorite astromech droid. You might be beeping, booping, and whistling your way through complex problems, finding solutions that no one else can. But don't get too comfortable in your space boots. In the next 24 hours, our lunar companion is making the leap into Pisces, faster than a hyperdrive malfunction! And let's not forget that Pisces is the Obi-Wan Kenobi of the zodiac - wise, intuitive, and slightly mysterious. So, brace yourselves for an emotional journey from quirky Aquarian innovation to the deep, spiritual waters of Pisces. Remember, my fellow star gazers, the force is strong with all of us, especially during this time. So channel your inner R2-D2, beep out loud, and navigate your way through these fascinating cosmic shifts. May the force (and the stars) be with you!

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is retrograde at 19 Vir 49' 51", moving backwards at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 96133397km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Mind the Gap, Mercury's in Virgo!

Alright cosmic cadets, grab your pocket protectors and slide rules because Mercury has clocked into Virgo at a whopping distance of 96182318.908150181km away (yes, I counted each kilometer). And guess what? It's going retrograde, baby! Time to get your scientific calculators out for this one.

Now, Mercury’s move into Virgo is akin to that 'aha' moment you get when you finally solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded. Our minds are as sharp as a Spock's Vulcan salute and our speech is as precise as a perfectly executed moon landing. No time for small talk or fluffy chit-chat, we're cutting straight to the quantum physics of the matter.

Virgo, the cosmic librarian, is all about taking in galaxies worth of data and sifting out the space junk. While Mercury orbits in Virgo, we'll all suddenly find ourselves with analytical abilities rivaling that of Sherlock Holmes, helping us communicate our thoughts like we're all Sagan's prodigies.

The productivity during this cosmic event could rival that of a caffeinated coder on a Red Bull binge. Sure, it's not as fun as a Star Trek marathon, but the chance to make some real progress is astronomical! This isn't the time for endless debates on whether Han shot first or dwelling on dead-end ideas, instead we're zooming into hyperdrive towards details and useful information.

But, dear stargazers, beware of becoming as critical as HAL 9000 during this transit. While discernment is as valuable as a mint condition comic book, the risk of nitpicking every single flaw like an overzealous spell-checker is high. Remember, no one likes a know-it-all, even if you do know the exact distance between Earth and Mercury. So, let's refine our cosmic communication and keep our criticisms as tactful as a well-placed Star Wars reference. Mercury in Virgo, let's boldly go where no horoscope has gone before!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is retrograde at 12 Leo 39' 46", moving backwards at 0.19 degrees per day, and is 48854903km away and receding.

Venus Is In Leo

Venus in Leo, or How to Roar Your Love Across the Galaxy

Alright, stargazers, hold on to your telescopes! Venus, that celestial embodiment of love and beauty, has sashayed her way into Leo, the zodiac's resident drama queen. Imagine a cosmic diva on a space stage, belting out love ballads that resonate through the cosmos. Yes, it's that dramatic!

Now, let's be clear, when Venus parks her starlit self in Leo, we're not just talking about love - we're talking about LOVE. Not the whisper-it-softly kind, oh no. We're in the realm of skywriting, serenading under windows, and possibly even some theatrical smoke effects. Love isn't just in the air; it's setting off fireworks.

But beware, my celestial cherubs: this isn't just about finding someone who makes your heart go pitter-patter. This is about being worshipped. You want love sonnets written in your honor, roses thrown at your feet... perhaps even a statue or two erected in your likeness. But remember, it's a two-player game! If you don’t reciprocate the adoration, you might find yourself playing a solo.

And speaking of drama, let's not forget that Leo has a flair for the theatrical. There may be tantrums, passionate speeches, and maybe even a melodramatic exit or two. The key here is to remember that love isn't a spectator sport. Be ready to jump in and play your part, or risk being upstaged.

Now, as Venus struts her stuff in Leo, the cosmic cash registers are ringing. This isn't just about spending money; it's about making a statement. So, go ahead, splurge a little. Treat yourself to that silk scarf, or that limited-edition comic book. Just remember, generosity is the name of the game. A Leo loves nothing more than spoiling their loved ones, so make sure to spread the wealth.

In short, my friends, Venus in Leo is a time to express love in the loudest, proudest, most ostentatious way possible. It's a time to step into the spotlight, take a bow, and remind everyone that love, like life, should never be boring. Now go forth

Mars

Mars is in Libra

Mars is prograde at 01 Lib 44' 15", moving at 0.64 degrees per day, and is 371411932km away and receding.

Mars Is In Libra

Mars in Libra, It Is

With Mars nesting in Libra, dear star child, a cosmic game of seesaw we play. Relationships, they become our focus, much like how a Jedi knight yearns for balance in the Force. Aha! Mars, the fiery planet of ambition, meets Libra, the diplomat of the cosmos, creating an interesting space jam, it does!

While Mars sits in Libra's elegant living room, we are more like Ewoks at a tea party than Wookies in a war. Less likely to pick intergalactic battles, we are. More inclined towards friendly debates over which Star Trek series is the best. But beware, my young Padawan! With this pacifist energy buzzing like a lightsaber, ignoring the Death Star-sized problems becomes easier.

Playing pretend that everything is as harmonious as a Mandalorian and his pet Grogu while Mars is in Libra, we might. The truth is, it may not be. Stifling our feelings like a malfunctioning R2-D2 won't save the galaxy. Instead, harness this cosmic stage for diplomacy we must. Like Yoda negotiating a peace treaty between the Sith and the Jedi, tackle thorny issues with grace and love we can.

Remember, young Skywalker, Libra is the sign of justice, just like Obi-Wan Kenobi was a beacon of righteousness in a galaxy far, far away. As Mars moonwalks through this fair sign, it’s time to fight for what's right and balanced, even if it means facing Darth Vader himself.

Alas, during this cosmic transit, indecision or procrastination may cling to us like a Bantha to its herd. Mars wants to boldly go where no man has gone before, whereas Libra prefers to take its time, like Spock pondering over a game of 3D chess. Fear not! In the end, if we act with love, intention, and fairness, we are making the right moves under Mars in Libra, we are.

In the wise words of Master Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no try." So, embrace the cosmic dance of Mars in Libra, and may the Force be with you!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 15 Tau 32' 06", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 674880529km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: The Bull Meets the Big Guy

Get ready to buckle up, star gazers! Jupiter, our solar system's resident big shot, decided to take a vacation in the tranquil pastures of Taurus. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Whoa, isn't that like pairing Stephen Hawking with a Furby?" Well, you're not wrong! But hear me out.

Jupiter is all about wisdom and deep thoughts à la Socrates, while Taurus has more of a "chill on the couch with Netflix" vibe. Put 'em together and it's like a cosmic reminder that we've got all the answers inside us; we just need to pause The Office long enough to find them. Spirituality isn't a distant star we need to reach, it's more like the lost remote control under our cushions.

With Jupiter in Taurus, it's like the universe is giving us a cosmic nudge (or a shove for the stubborn ones) towards achieving our dreams. It's time to dust off those old to-do lists, sharpen your pencils, and start checking off items like a determined beaver building a dam. Jupiter provides the growth spurt and Taurus brings the patience. Together, they're like the ultimate motivational power couple.

Now, brace yourself for the jackpot! Jupiter is also the planet of good luck and fortune, and Taurus has a thing for wealth and money. It's like finding a $20 bill in the pocket of your winter coat, but on a cosmic scale. So, it's time to peek at your bank account and scout for growth opportunities. But remember, folks, no reckless spending on Star Trek memorabilia!

Taurus, being the pleasure-seeking sign it is, might tempt you into treating yourself a little too much when Jupiter comes calling. We all love a good pizza party, but remember to keep a check on those impulses, or you might end up with a planetary-size food coma. It's all about balance in this cosmic dance, my friends. Now, go forth and conquer... or at least, don't binge-watch the entire season in one go.

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 03 Pis 36' 52", moving backwards at 0.08 degrees per day, and is 1311100095km away and receding.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Saturn in Pisces: A Cosmic Sitcom

All right folks, get ready to dive into the murky waters of your subconscious because Saturn is moonwalking his way into Pisces' territory! Now, I know what you're thinking. "What's this grumpy cosmic dad doing messing around with my dreams?" Well, let me tell you, when Saturn puts on his scuba gear and dives into Pisces, it's less of a nightmare and more like a cosmic intervention.

Imagine if you will, Saturn pulling up in a galactic minivan, armed with a clipboard and a fanny pack full of self-help books, ready to organize your wildest dreams. You might be tempted to hang a "Keep Out" sign on your subconscious, but trust me, Saturn won't be deterred. This planet has a reputation for tough love, but he's like that nerdy friend who helps you lay out a strategy for your World of Warcraft campaign. He's actually got your back!

So, put on your favorite tie-dye shirt, grab your dream journal, and prepare to dive deep. Saturn in Pisces isn't just about dissecting your dreams, it's about turning them into reality. Sure, it might feel like a cosmic audit at times, but remember, audits can lead to refunds, and who doesn't like a little extra cosmic cash in their pocket?

Now, all this introspection might make you feel like you've had one too many cups of celestial espresso. But don't fret, my star-crossed friends. Just like a good Netflix binge, sometimes you just need to switch off and let your mind wander. Take a walk under the stars, meditate with your favorite crystals, or just enjoy a good old-fashioned nap. Just make sure to keep that dream journal handy because Saturn in Pisces is serving up some serious cosmic wisdom!

Remember folks, Saturn may be billions of kilometers away, but his influence is as close as your next daydream. So, stay open, stay positive, and let's turn those dreams into reality!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is retrograde at 23 Tau 04' 29", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 2897917911km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, Star Gazers! Your favourite cosmic comedian here with some astronomical advice. Uranus, the rebellious planet of unexpected changes and technological innovation, is currently residing in Taurus, the stubborn bull of the zodiac. It's like a tech-savvy teenager trying to explain to their grandparent how to use TikTok. Oh, the drama! Now, Taurus, our earthy friend, usually likes things as stable as a periodic table. But Uranus is all about shaking things up faster than a blender on overdrive. Imagine a bull in a china shop after downing an espresso shot. That's what we're dealing with here. And get this; Taurus has a thing for money. Like, a serious thing. Think Scrooge McDuck diving into his gold coins. So with Uranus in Taurus, expect some cosmic disruptions in your financial field. We're talking revolutionary ways of handling and dealing with money. Cryptocurrency may not be the only 'crypto' thing anymore. We might even invent a new form of currency called 'Uranus Bucks'. Who knows? During this seven-year-long slumber party of Uranus in Taurus, banks and banking could change more dramatically than a teenager's fashion sense. And the housing and stock markets? They might just decide to do a salsa dance. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is pushing us to redefine our relationship with money and materialism. It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo visit, urging us to only keep what truly sparks joy. Debts, taxes, credit card interest, rent – it's all getting a makeover. Resisting these changes would be like trying to stop a tidal wave with a beach umbrella. It's futile, folks! Uranus is here to liberate us from outdated financial shackles. The changes we make now could bring us to a point of greater stability, like finding solid ground after a rollercoaster ride. So, buckle up, my celestial comrades! Let's embrace the shake-up and see where this cosmic wave takes us. Remember, in this vast universe, change is the only constant. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some stargazing to do!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 26 Pis 48' 56", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 4331921089km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Ah, the celestial ballet continues, my star-gazing comrades! It seems our old buddy Neptune has sashayed its way into Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Isn't Neptune always in retrograde?" Well, yes, smarty pants, it is. But stay with me here because things are about to get interesting. You see, Neptune and Pisces have what we nerdy astrologers like to call a "cosmic bromance." They're all about emotions, spirit and unity. Like the ultimate sci-fi mashup, they're blending together to create a clearer picture of the cosmos...and our place in it. It's as if they're shouting from the heavens, "Hey, let's all just chill out and get along." So, how does this affect you? Well, imagine that you're at a cosmic potluck. Everyone's bringing something to the table. You've got your talents, dreams, passions - your secret recipe for a better world. Neptune in Pisces is essentially handing you the microphone and saying, "Go ahead, we're listening. Share your vision with us." Now, keep in mind, this isn't some cosmic Simon Cowell judging your performance. Nope! This is your chance to explore your emotional intelligence, to dabble in spirituality, maybe even set up a little altar at home. You know, someplace where you can connect with the universe and plot your world domination...I mean, your plans for global peace and unity. Remember, with Neptune in Pisces, there's no pressure. Just a gentle, cosmic nudge encouraging you to tap into your inner Yoda and use the force - for good, of course. So go on, take that spiritual course, paint that masterpiece, write that novel. The universe is your oyster, and Neptune in Pisces is your cosmic pearl.

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 16' 48", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5092748583km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy of Change

Alright folks, time to buckle up because Pluto, our tiny celestial buddy who's been demoted more times than a Starfleet redshirt, is in Capricorn. Now, let's get this straight. When we say "in Capricorn," we don't mean it's lounging around in a goat's paddock. Nope, it's just hanging out in the Capricorn section of the cosmic neighborhood, about 5,092,710,842.81 km away. Give or take a couple hundred kilometers. I mean, who's counting right?

Now, Pluto and Capricorn are a bit like that power-couple in high school. You know the type. Matching varsity jackets, always aiming for the top. They're all about success and focus. But in their quest for perfection, they can sometimes forget that other people have ideas too. So, during this transit, beware of turning into that person at a party who only talks about themselves. Nobody likes that person, trust me.

Pluto's got a knack for showing us the stuff in our lives that's about as useful as a chocolate teapot and says, "Hey, maybe we don't need this junk anymore." It's like a cosmic Marie Kondo, asking if these patterns spark joy or not. If they don't, it may be time for a little spring cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean destruction—constructive destruction, mind you. So, grab your cosmic bin bags and start decluttering. Just remember, we're aiming for a tidy spiritual house, not an episode of 'Supernatural'.

So, as Pluto does its retrograde rumba in Capricorn, let's take a leaf out of Spock's book and remember, "Change is the essential process of all existence." Just make sure you're changing for the best, not just for the sake of it. And most importantly, keep your sense of humor. After all, we're spinning on a rock in space—it doesn't get much funnier than that.

The Sun

Sun Opposite Saturn

You may become involved in conflicts between your need for self-expression and your duties to others. The key is to find a balance. You may tend to be selfish today and many problems can be alleviated by thinking of others first. A feeling of loneliness may come upon you today, but it's probably just that, a feeling. It's not the true state of things. Do your duty, meet your obligations, then you have every right to start thinking of yourself.Those people born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Saturn face a fair number of challenges in their lives, especially in the first half of life, in which their attempts to express their will are thwarted. There can be a persistent feeling that they don’t get what they want more often than other people around them. They can feel unlucky. Attempts to control their environment, and sometimes others, may be frequent.These people fear their own feelings of inadequacy! They want to be considered accomplished and important people, and when they face obstacles, they don’t always want to believe that they are their own worst enemy. They long to be considered important in the eyes of the world, yet they harbor fear of success at the same time. They take failures and minor setbacks to heart, and some practically beat themselves up over them. Self-awareness to the point of real self-consciousness is characteristic of Sun-Saturn challenging aspects. The truth is, nobody holds a microscope over them, except for themselves. A little setback or a faux pas needn’t be analyzed to death. Fingers needn’t be pointed. No, they didn’t make a spectacle of themselves when they made a mistake. They need to stop worrying about always being right, or appearing suave and accomplished. When they ease the pressure they put on themselves, they find that they don’t face as many brick walls. It is very much about what they feel they deserve. Deep down inside, if they let themselves truly believe that they deserve happiness and peace of mind, they will find it.When Saturn is closely connected to a personal planet, there is usually an effect of censoring going on with whatever is ruled by the planet it joins by aspect. For example, with the Moon, which rules emotions, the natives feel the need to censor their emotions and feelings, scanning them for what is thought to be frivolous. With Saturn and the Sun, there is much self-censoring going on. “I shouldn’t..” is a common censoring mechanism with these people. They feel they shouldn’t want too much. When they express egotism of any form, some part of them feels guilty. As the Sun rules our conscious mind, it does enough censoring on its own. It is the “adult” within us. Saturn, on the other hand, is more like the “parent” within us. We need parents to guide us when we are children, and to some degree as adults, but for the most part, we don’t need to be censored indefinitely–something that seems to be the case with Saturn-Sun hard aspects, except that the censoring and parenting is coming from within.Ideally, these people eventually learn that the standards they set for themselves are too high, and that may be the reason they seem to hit brick walls. They recognize that many of the restrictions they face in life are often self-created, born of a defeatist attitude. They should be aware of the tendency to choose the hardest paths to travel and/or to deny themselves some of life’s pleasures. Working on recognizing and managing these tendencies will help them to avoid the pitfalls of this combination. These people have a sarcastic sense of humor, a keen intelligence, and the ability to apply caution and strategy. The vitality may suffer, and troubles with the bones, teeth, and circulation may surface.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Saturn: Squares – Harry Belafonte, Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), Salvador Dali, Marilyn Manson, Oprah Winfrey, Salvador Dali, Virginia Woolf, Ben Stiller, Alec Guiness. Oppositions – Jim Morrison, Charlie Sheen, Kurt Russell.

Venus

Venus Square Jupiter

You will probably overindulge yourself today, with regrets later. This is true both with eating and spending. A distinct laziness may overcome you and you will want to be pampered. Self-discipline is needed in order to avoid trouble now or later. Others may think you are too spoiled. Don't procrastinate.These people are big-hearted and warm, with open hearts and a tendency to want to give a lot to the people they love. They can have some problems with following through on their promises, however–not because of any ill intent, but because they sometimes overestimate their personal capabilities, and want to do more, and give more, than is actually possible. At distinct times in their lives, they have a tendency to live beyond their means. They need to be cautious about the tendency to feel overly-optimistic or overly protected. Borrowing from their future and overdoing their indulgence in pleasures is a marked tendency. While people with the conjunction, sextile, or trine between Venus and Jupiter express their bigheartedness, tolerance, generosity, and magnanimity in a generally constant and natural manner, these same expressions for those people with the square, opposition, and quincunx between these planets tend to be problematic at times. Their need for growth, good humor, and fun in their relationships is marked, as is their disdain for insincerity. However, they may attract just those kinds of people simply because they are looking so hard for these traits that they assign them onto undeserving people!Moderation is the most important, and perhaps challenging, lesson in these people’s lives.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report — Your sense of form and harmony extend into the important relationships of your life. You seek a strong philosophical connection to match the physical passion. Faithfulness is a key factor if your relationship is to support your spiritual growth, and trust has to work both ways in the partnership.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Jupiter: Squares – Jason Alexander, Pearl Buck, Julia Child, Joe Cocker, Sean Connery, Alice Cooper, Billy Corgan, e.e. Cummings, John Denver, Michael J. Fox, Andy Gibb, Linda Goodman, Jim Jones, Jessica Lange, David Lynch, Dolly Parton, Tom Paxton, Robert Redford, Lynn Redgrave, Oral Roberts, Maria Shriver, Britney Spears, Tina Turner, Jon Voight, Betty White; Oppositions – Drew Carey, Billy Ray Cyprus, Victor Hugo, Quincy Jones, Tom Selleck, Cat Stevens.