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15 August, 2023
Solar activity was low with none of the six numbered regions producing M-class or higher X-ray activity. Region 3405 (N11E75, Hsx/alpha) was numbered this period and produced a C8.9/sf flare at 14/2110 UTC. Region 3402 (S16, L=321) decayed to plage. The other regions were stable.
The solar kp index is quiet, with no changes to retrograde effects. The solar wind speed is currently normal.
Solar wind parameters were at nominal, background levels. Total magnetic field strength was at or below 5 nT and its Bz component was unremarkable. Solar wind speeds trended below 350 km/s through the day. The phi angle remained variable.
There is a 15% chance of solar activity, with a 1% chance of a minor event, a 1% chance of a moderate event, and a 1% chance of a strong event.
The waning moon is currently in Leo, at 09 degrees, 47' 24", at a velocity of 11.89 degrees per day.
The New moon is currently 28.5 days old. It is 404796.79 km from the centre of the Earth.
The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug, 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug, 2023.
Planetary Information
The Sun
The Sun is in Leo
The Sun is at 22 Leo 11' 40", and is 151535531km away and approaching.
The Moon
The Moon is in Leo
The Moon is at 09 Leo 47' 24", and is 406110km away and receding.
Moon Is In Leo
Great Scott! Beam me up, Scotty! Oops, wrong movie franchise. Adjust those nerd glasses and get ready for a cosmic ride because the Moon is in Leo and it's going to be a flux capacitor of a time! Now, the Moon is about 406062.163781990km away. That's like Marty McFly going Back to the Future about 4032 times! I mean, who needs a DeLorean when you've got the cosmos, right? So, with the Moon in Leo, you're going to feel as bold and daring as a DeLorean gunning it to 88mph. It's time to channel your inner Doc Brown and embrace your eccentricity. Don't worry, you don't have to worry about any Libyans or time paradoxes, but do expect to have a flair for the dramatic. The Moon in Leo will make you crave the spotlight, just like our favorite rock and roll loving, time-traveling teenager. So go on, grab that guitar and play Johnny B. Goode, but remember, they might not be ready for that yet, but their kids are gonna love it. This lunar position might also bring out your generous side, making you want to share your awesome, nerdy self with others. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Oops, sorry, wrong universe again! But in all seriousness, the Moon in Leo is all about being true to yourself, embracing your inner star, and showing the world what you are made of. So go ahead, jump in your DeLorean and blaze a trail that even a bolt of lightning would be proud of!
Mercury
Mercury is in Virgo
Mercury is prograde at 18 Vir 47' 27", moving at 0.67 degrees per day, and is 122150890km away and approaching.
Mercury Is In Virgo
Mercury In Virgo: A Galactic Chronicle
Alright, star gazers and cosmic enthusiasts, buckle up! Mercury has packed its bags and moved into Virgo, quicker than a Millennium Falcon at light speed. Now, I know the concept might seem as complicated as quantum physics, but fear not, I'm here to decode it in a language even a Wookiee would understand.
If you've been struggling to express your thoughts lately, don't worry, it's not a Jedi mind trick. With Mercury in Virgo, we're morphing into laser-focused communicators, slicing through small talk like a hot lightsaber through butter. We're all about precision now, no more obscure metaphors or Princess Leia-style diplomacy. Just straight talk, as refreshing as a Tatooine sunrise.
Virgo is like that brainy droid who can process information faster than you can say "R2-D2". So, while Mercury's vacationing in Virgo, our mental agility is dialled up to eleven, helping us to articulate our ideas with the clarity of a holographic message from Obi-Wan.
Let's talk productivity. No, it’s not as exciting as a Death Star demolition, but hey, it's still valuable. With Mercury in Virgo, we're less likely to get caught in an asteroid field of circular conversations or dead-end ideas. We're all about the details now, making this a time of interstellar advancements.
But, hold your tauntauns, folks. We need to tread lightly around becoming hyper-critical. We don't want to start sounding like Darth Vader on a bad cape day. Even though we're more focused on finding faults than a team of Imperial engineers, it's important we deliver our opinions as tactfully as a diplomatic mission from Alderaan.
So there you have it, fellow space travellers. As we navigate this cosmic journey with Mercury in Virgo, let's remember to balance our new-found analytical prowess with a little bit of that old galaxy charm. And may the Force (or at least, some good vibes) be with you!
Venus
Venus is in Leo
Venus is retrograde at 19 Leo 21' 30", moving backwards at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 43249348km away and receding.
Venus Is In Leo
Bell's Chime: Venus in Leo
Hey there, stargazers! Venus, the Diva of the cosmos has strutted her way into Leo's limelight and things are about to get hotter than a supernova. Now, Venus is a whopping 43246009.888060719km away, and she’s currently taking a cosmic U-turn. A bit of retrograde action, if you will. But don't let the distance fool you, her influence is as potent as ever.
Imagine Leo as a celestial Elvis impersonator - gaudy, glittery and craving the spotlight. Venus in Leo wants love, nay, demands love. It wants it bigger than the Big Bang, louder than a rocket launch, and as fiery as a comet’s tail. We're talking grand romantic gestures that make Romeo and Juliet look like an awkward first date.
But watch out, folks! This isn’t some calm, serene, ‘let’s-hold-hands-and-watch-the-sunset’ type of love. No siree! This is a rollercoaster of emotions, a soap opera in the stars. If you're not getting the attention you crave (and let's face it, who doesn't want a little stardust sprinkled their way?), there might be some celestial tantrums on the horizon. Just keep in mind, stargazers: there’s no “I” in ‘cosmic energy’… but there’s definitely one in ‘Leo’.
Money? Oh, our dear Venus in Leo views it as nothing more than a tool in the grand production of life. Think big, think bling, think...space diamonds! Splurging on yourself or your loved ones is just part of the script. But remember, the cosmos rewards those who give as good as they get. So break out those cosmic credit cards and buy your loved ones that telescope they’ve been eyeing. It's all in service of the love fest!
In short, my celestial voyagers, Venus in Leo is a cosmic paintball game, splashing vibrant colors and high energy all over your relationships. Take this time to remember: life without a sprinkle of cosmic fun and excitement is like Pluto without its heart – cold and unremarkable.
So buckle up, buttercups, because this celestial event is about to take us on a wild ride across the universe and back, with all the
Mars
Mars is in Virgo
Mars is prograde at 22 Vir 10' 42", moving at 0.63 degrees per day, and is 364212648km away and receding.
Mars Is In Virgo
Mars in Virgo: Time to Declutter Your Life and Maybe Your Closet Too
Alright, my celestial surfers, time to buckle up because Mars, our cosmic drill sergeant, is punching the clock in Virgo, the universe’s ultimate perfectionist. This is kind of like your meticulous friend who color-codes their sock drawer deciding to run a marathon - it's about to get real precise and real sweaty.
Now, Mars in Virgo might sound as interesting as watching paint dry, but don't be fooled. This is the cosmic equivalent of a productivity app that actually works. You know all those tasks you've been putting off? That "to-do" list that's more like a "probably-never-going-to-happen" list? Well, it's time to put on your superhero cape because you're about to get stuff done!
Virgo rules the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, so don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the urge to turn your life into a Pinterest board. It's a great time to Marie Kondo your eating habits, join a gym or finally figure out what a probiotic is. And thanks to Virgo's love for routine, these changes might just stick around longer than your last diet.
But beware, my star-crossed friends. With Mars in Virgo, we might develop a tendency to nitpick and criticise more than a snooty art critic at a kindergarten finger-painting show. Remember, nobody's perfect - not even you. Practice a little patience and kindness, especially with yourself. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was your IKEA furniture.
So, instead of using this energy to pick apart everything and everyone around you, channel it into something constructive. Balance your budgets, plan for the future, or learn a new skill. Heck, you could probably even build a spaceship with all this focus (though I'd recommend starting with something a bit smaller).
Remember, there's no better time for taking care of personal business or starting a project than Mars in Virgo. So, let's get out there, tune into this cosmic productivity playlist, and make the most of this stellar opportunity!
Jupiter
Jupiter is in Taurus
Jupiter is prograde at 14 Tau 54' 31", moving at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 707906529km away and approaching.
Jupiter Is In Taurus
All right, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts, time to buckle up! Jupiter, our favorite cosmic heavyweight has decided to take a vacation in Taurus. Now, I don't know how they pack for these planetary excursions, but I'm sure Jupiter's suitcase is filled with wisdom nuggets and a dash of good luck. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is just chilling, probably munching on some space grass and contemplating the meaning of life. You see, when Jupiter, the guru of the galaxy, decides to bunk with Taurus, the zodiac's most stubborn sign, it's like inviting a motivational speaker to a sloth convention. The result? A cosmic wake-up call that's louder than the Big Bang! It's a reminder that we are all spiritual beings on a human journey, and not the other way around. Jupiter in Taurus is like your personal assistant from the cosmos, handing you your to-do list, and saying, "Hey, remember that dream you've been snoozing on? Time to wake up and make it happen!" It's that kind of energy that makes you want to put on your space boots and moonwalk towards your goals. Now, here's where things get really interesting. Jupiter is like the Oprah of the solar system - it's all about abundance and prosperity. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is like Scrooge McDuck, swimming in pools of gold coins. When these two come together, it's like winning the cosmic lottery. So, if you've been eyeing that new telescope or fancy astrology software, now might be the time to splurge. But be warned, folks! Taurus enjoys the finer things in life, and when Jupiter comes over, it's like having an enabler at your overindulgence party. Use this energy wisely, or you might find yourself eating the third tub of ice cream while watching reruns of Flash Gordon (not that there's anything wrong with that). So, buckle up, star children! With Jupiter in Taurus, it's going to be a wild and potentially prosperous ride! Remember, the cosmos has your back, so reach for the stars - or at least the nearest galaxy. And as always, may the force of gravity never hold you down!
Saturn
Saturn is in Pisces
Saturn is retrograde at 04 Pis 44' 21", moving backwards at 0.07 degrees per day, and is 1314287511km away and approaching.
Saturn Is In Pisces
One Lump or Two, Pisces? Saturn's Serving Up Some Reality Tea!
Alright, my celestial comrades, grab your telescopes and strap in! Saturn, that big ol' disciplinary planet, is floating about in the mystical seas of Pisces. That's right, the taskmaster of the cosmos is currently chilling a mere 1,314,306,546.191382170km away, in retrograde style, harmonizing with the Fishes. Sound a bit daunting? Fear not, for as your friendly neighborhood astrologer, I'm here to guide you through this cosmic waltz.
The dance card reads: introspection. You know that book you've been daydreaming about writing? Or that business you've always wanted to open? Now's the time to stop daydreaming and start day-doing! Saturn in Pisces is like a cosmic life coach, pushing you to turn your dreams into reality. It's like having your own personal Jiminy Cricket, minus the annoying singing.
But let's be real, folks. Having Saturn in Pisces is not all rainbows and unicorns. In fact, it's more like a stern parent, questioning your every move. You may feel like shouting "Privacy please!" but, unfortunately, Saturn didn't get the memo. It's going to barge right into your personal space and start tidying up. So, take a deep breath, put on your big kid pants, and listen. After all, sometimes Dad knows best.
Now, all this introspection might mess with your beauty sleep. With Saturn poking around in Pisces, the realm of dreams, you may find yourself counting more sheep than usual. But don't panic — instead, think of it as the perfect opportunity to embrace your inner Buddha. Meditate, walk in the woods, practice deep breathing, or even take a nap (but keep a dream journal handy!).
So, in the words of a well-known politician, "Yes, we can!" navigate this transit. Keep calm, carry on, and remember to laugh at the cosmic jokes. Saturn in Pisces is just another step on this wild roller coaster we call life. Enjoy the ride!
Uranus
Uranus is in Taurus
Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 59' 44", moving at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 2935597791km away and approaching.
Uranus Is In Taurus
Well, buckle up, space cadets, because the cosmic disco ball named Uranus has just RSVP’d to the Taurus party! And believe me, this is like inviting a quantum physicist to your knitting club—expect some loop-de-loops in your yarn. Now, Taurus, that sweet old bull, he loves his pastures predictable, and his grass greener on his side. But, here comes Uranus, the intergalactic DJ, spinning records backwards and calling it progress. Taurus might initially pull a grumpy cat face at these shenanigans. But, let's face it, sometimes you need to shake the vending machine to get your cosmic candy bar. It might feel like a Mars rover navigating a black hole initially, but trust me, it's worth the ride. Uranus is also pulling a David Copperfield on our wallets. With Uranus doing its techno-jive in Taurus, we might see Bitcoin replacing piggy banks, and banks turning into digital fortresses. Think of it as financial evolution, with a side of astrological revolution. On a personal note, Uranus is challenging us to break free from the monetary Matrix. Debts, taxes, and that creepy credit card interest are like space invaders in our financial galaxy. Now is the time to unplug, rethink, and rebuild our relationship with the moolah. Fear not the change, my cosmic comrades. Uranus might be a quirky prankster, but it’s here to liberate us. Resisting is as futile as teaching a Venus flytrap to be vegan. The cosmic currents are changing, and we're all surfing along. So grab your board, and ride the wave towards a more stable star. Remember, even a wormhole eventually leads somewhere, and chances are, it could be a much better place. So, in the wise words of Wall-E, "Eeevaa" (or in human speak, "Let's do this!")
Neptune
Neptune is in Pisces
Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 10' 08", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4349055651km away and approaching.
Neptune Is In Pisces
Alright, star-gazers, buckle up! Your favorite astro-nerd hippie is about to take you on a celestial roller coaster ride. We've got Neptune in Pisces and it's retrograde, baby! I know, the term 'retrograde' might sound like some sort of hipster Instagram filter, but it's actually a bit more complicated than that. It's all about the perception of motion from our vantage point here on good ol' Earth. Basically, Neptune is doing the moonwalk across the cosmos! Now, Neptune in Pisces is like... imagine if Spock and Yoda had a cosmic love child. You've got the logical, analytical mind of Spock (that's Pisces, folks) merging with the all-encompassing wisdom and connectivity of Yoda (courtesy of Neptune). Suddenly, all those petty squabbles about who left the milk out or why your roommate's cat is always in your laundry basket seem pretty insignificant, right? And remember, we're all part of this vast cosmic soup. If you've ever wondered what your secret ingredient is, now's the time to find out. Neptune in Pisces is your VIP invitation to explore your emotional intelligence. Maybe you're the paprika of compassion, or the thyme of understanding - whatever it is, the universe needs your flavor. Feeling a spiritual itch? Scratch it! This is the perfect time to dive into that yoga retreat you've been eyeing or finally set up that meditation corner in your apartment. And don't just keep it to yourself - share your insights and experiences. In the spirit of Mr. Rogers, won't you be my (spiritual) neighbor? And remember, folks - Neptune in Pisces is not just a planetary transit; it's celestial support for your journey. So put on your space boots, grab your telescope, and let's boldly go where no man has gone before! May the force be with you, star-gazers.
Pluto
Pluto is in Capricorn
Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 34' 21", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5071349582km away and receding.
Pluto Is In Capricorn
Greetings, celestial voyagers! So, Pluto is in Capricorn, huh? Now, before you start panicking about your life spiraling down a black hole, remember that we're talking about the dwarf planet here, not the mythical god of the underworld. Though, with the way 2021 has been going, I wouldn't put it past him to pop up... Pluto and Capricorn have this cute thing going on. They're like two sides of the same quantum coin - both obsessed with success, power, and a laser-like focus that would make even the Hubble Telescope jealous. During this cosmic dance, we might become as tolerant as a cat forced into a bath. The advice here? Don't turn into a planetary dictator, folks. Embrace diversity! Pluto, the cosmic therapist, is in town to help us get rid of our outdated ways. It's like a software update for the soul. But remember, this isn't just about deleting old files; it's about constructive destruction. Think of it like Marie Kondo-ing your life - if it doesn't spark joy, thank it for its service and then toss it into the cosmic trash bin. But be careful what you destroy! You don't want to accidentally throw out your metaphorical grandmother with the bathwater. Or was it the baby? Wait, why were we throwing anything out with bathwater in the first place? That's not very hygienic, people! In essence, my starry-eyed friends, Pluto in Capricorn is like a cosmic spring cleaning. It's a time to declutter, refocus, and maybe even buy a new pair of Birkenstocks. So, buckle up, buttercups! Let's boldly go where no horoscope has gone before!Current Planetary Aspects
Current Planetary Positions
The Sun
Sun Conjunct Venus
Today is a good day to express yourself through creative and artistic endeavors. You appreciate art and beauty more than usual today. You have a desire to be with people you like. Your natural warmth and friendliness really manifest themselves today. Watch for feelings of extravagance, self-indulgence, and self-love. Do not dissipate yourself in the pursuit of pleasure.The qualities of the planet Venus are aligned with these people’s egos, so that they project the traits of Venus powerfully. Social relationships are extremely important to those with Sun conjunct Venus in the natal chart. They are generally charming people who possess an easy-going manner. It is generally quite important to these people to be personally popular, to come across in a pleasant way, and to be liked and appreciated. Sometimes, vanity is part of the package. Venus is a peace-making, harmony-loving planet, and those with Sun conjunct Venus do their best to seek peace and harmony. If you want things to go smoothly, call upon a Sun conjunct Venus person to restore balance. They are diplomatic and veritable experts at smoothing over (and sometimes glossing over) problems. They are openhanded with others, tolerant and accepting. When expressed negatively, they can be superficial and two-faced, and they can be very much tied up with appearancestheir own, and sometimes others’. They might be too agreeable, too pleasant (at the expense of honesty), and downright lazy at times. These people have a fine eye for style and enjoy pleasing surroundings. They generally dress well and enjoy a certain amount of luxury.These people are gracious. They are romantic and sometimes romantically impulsive. They tend to rely on the power of attraction to bring people to them, rather than aggressively pursuing love interests. There is some vanity involved here–they are most attracted to people who express interest in them, or who respond well to their charms! These are not the types of people who overtly pursue people who appear to be indifferent to them–something that Sun-Mars people might do. They are not competitive people in the aggressive sense of the word, and they are not people who love a good chase. Instead, they work their charms and draw people to them. Remember that their ability to attract others (Venus) is very much tied up with their ego (Sun).People with this aspect tend to be quite attractive, pleasing, and charming. Others sense the value people with this aspect tend to place on the feminine.Famous people with Sun conjunct Venus: Jamie Lee Curtis (Sun late Scorpio and Venus early Sagittarius), John Travolta (Sun late Aquarius and Venus early Pisces), Oprah Winfrey (in Aquarius), Leonardo DiCaprio (in Scorpio).The Sun
Sun Square Uranus
Surprises may be in store for you today. These surprises may be disruptive and, if so, they are designed to help you grow. Look upon them as challenges and learning experiences. Problems today could come because of your eccentric behavior. Avoid bohemian tendencies and doing things just to be different. People are likely to take offense at your uniqueness. Don't draw unnecessary attention to yourself. Be alert today as impulsiveness may lead to accidents. Resist the urge to overthrow everything just for the sake of something new.The ego is quite large when the Sun is square or opposite Uranus. This is largely due to the fact that these people’s very identities ride on their sense of personal freedom. It can be quite a challenge to get them to do what they don’t want to do, simply because they see any attempts to push them in a certain direction as threatening their freedom. These are very dynamic individuals who question tradition and authority, yet, paradoxically, are quite set in their own ways.These people have a love-hate relationship with their own uniqueness. Much of the time they are very proud of their original personalities. Other times, they feel a bit left out for being “different”. Although they are humanitarian in many ways, they can be a little brusque when it comes to sentimentality or what they perceive to be excessive attachment to the past or to tradition.When the Sun and Uranus form a challenging aspect, there can be a lot of nervous energy and defensiveness. It can be difficult to hold a 9 to 5 job or to develop steady routines. They work best when they can manage their own schedules. They work in spurts. When they are hit with creative inspiration, they are capable of tremendous effort. However, they can be quite temperamental, and it is very hard for them to pour their hearts and souls into something that they don’t “feel” for at the moment. They don’t like superficiality or pretense, which is an admirable trait. However, their disdain for pretense can be problematic in a world where people are expected to perform whether they are inspired or not! I have a daughter who has the Sun in challenging aspect to Uranus, and there was quite an adjustment period when she entered first grade–a time when kids begin to truly experience structure. When the children in her gym class were told to dance, she simply stood there, immobile. When asked why she was not dancing, she replied, “But I don’t feel the dance inside of me, so how can I dance?” Sun-Uranus people don’t always feel like they “fit in” with the rules and structures of society. However, those that recognize the need to conform at least some of the time may be able to channel their high levels of intuition, inventiveness, and spiritedness into creative endeavors or important causes. They might find that they encounter much less resistance in day-to-day life this way.Some Famous People with Sun in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Alan Alda, Billy Crystal, Stephen King, O. Henry (writer), Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), John Ritter, Dennis Rodman, Oliver Stone, George Washington, Bono (U2), Dustin Hoffman; Oppositions – Kevin Costner, Lauren Bacall, Ray Bradbury, Frank Capra, Billy Corgan, the Olsen twins, Geena Davis.Mercury
Mercury Conjunct Mars
Pour constructive energy and action into communication, writing, reading and anything of a mental nature. Do all your errands today. Your mind is active and it may be difficult at times to slow it down and relax. Your nerves are wound up and it may be necessary for you at some time today to force yourself to seek a quiet place and recoup your strength. Watch a tendency to argue with friends, display impatience, especially while driving, and to generally be on edge. Do not let your high energy level today cause you to become reckless or careless. Pay attention to the things you do and slow down a bit. Remember, discipline. You feel very self-assertive today. Do not let your ego ride roughshod over the people you deal with today. Control your temper AND your tongue. Avoid petty gossip and talking about people behind their backs.
Mars
