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The Sun

The Sun is in Leo

The Sun is at 08 Leo 46' 39", and is 151845127km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Aquarius

The Moon is at 01 Aqu 30' 15", and is 358248km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Aquarius

Hey there, celestial explorers! Looks like we've got a quirky lunatic dance happening up in the cosmos because our lady Luna has decided to take a detour into Aquarius territory. Now, I'm not saying you should start communicating with aliens or inventing the next big thing in quantum computing. But, ya know, it wouldn't hurt. This Aquarian Moon is sitting roughly 358,355.134984969km away. That's like walking around the Earth almost 9,000 times. Or if you prefer, it's like the distance between you and your fridge when you're on a diet. Just saying. Under this cosmic combo, things might get a little...weird. And by weird, I mean you might find yourself drawn to the unconventional. Ever had the urge to adopt a pet rock or debate the merits of Star Wars vs. Battlestar Galactica with your cat? Yeah, that level of weird. But don't fret, space cadets! This is the perfect time to embrace your inner eccentric. Let that freak flag fly! Whether you're revolutionizing your wardrobe with an array of technicolor tie-dye or diving headfirst into the mysteries of theoretical physics, it's all good under this moon. Just remember, folks, while the moon might be chilling out in Aquarius, it's still a long way off. So, keep your feet on the ground, but let your mind wander. Explore those unusual thoughts. Who knows? You might just discover a new asteroid belt, or at least a new favorite flavor of ice cream. So buckle up, space monkeys, it's going to be a wild ride. The universe is full of surprises, and this Aquarian Moon is no exception. Be open, stay curious, and don't forget your sense of humor. After all, even the universe enjoys a good chuckle now and then.

Mercury

Mercury is in Virgo

Mercury is prograde at 04 Vir 34' 25", moving at 1.3 degrees per day, and is 152529435km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Virgo

Mercury In Virgo: A Nerdy Astrologer's Perspective

Hey there, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up, because Mercury, the celestial mailman and the Usain Bolt of our solar system, has just clocked into Virgo's meticulous realm. So, prepare for a high-speed delivery of precision and productivity! With Mercury in Virgo, our minds have been upgraded to Star Trek's Spock-levels of logic. That's right, folks, we're going full Vulcan! Our speech becomes as sharp as a laser beam cutting through a marshmallow. No fluff, no frills, just straight-to-the-point facts. So if you've been struggling to find the right words, congratulations! Now is YOUR time to shine, my loquacious celestial champions! Now, Virgo, the astrological equivalent of Marie Kondo, is a master at stripping out the unnecessary. So, imagine this as a mental spring cleaning. Our minds become efficient, organized libraries with neatly arranged thoughts, ideas, and information. Think of it as our own personal Google database, where every search yields the most accurate results. But beware, my dear stargazers, this transit isn't all sunshine and rainbows. It can turn us into nitpicking machines, finding faults faster than a Terminator spots its target. Remember, perfection isn't the goal here; progress is! So, let's aim to be more like WALL-E, focusing on positivity and cleaning up our mess, rather than becoming hyper-critical RoboCops. In short, Mercury in Virgo is the cosmic equivalent of getting a software update. There might be some glitches (and a lot of rebooting), but it's all towards making us run more efficiently. So, let's embrace this period of analytical hyperdrive and make the most of it. After all, to quote Spock, "Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end."

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is retrograde at 26 Leo 55' 49", moving backwards at 0.36 degrees per day, and is 46491244km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Ladies, gentlemen, and celestial bodies! Buckle up, because our cosmic playmate, Venus, has decided to sashay into the flamboyant kingdom of Leo. It's like providing a toddler with a megaphone and a drum set - there's going to be noise, theatrics, and potentially some tears. Venus in Leo is the cosmic equivalent of a high school drama club - it's all about grand gestures, glittering performances, and a touch of melodrama. For the introverts among us, this might sound like your worst nightmare, but fear not, this is your chance to let your inner lion roar. With Venus in Leo, "like" is a lukewarm word; we want to be adored, revered, treasured. It's time to take risks, make grand gestures, and if you're thinking of playing it safe, well, you might as well be watching the show from backstage. Love, under this star-studded extravaganza, is far from calm. Leo, the king of the zodiac jungle, loves to play, but also has a flair for drama. If you're feeling neglected or underappreciated, you might find yourself starting an argument just to feel like the center of attention again. But remember, while it's tempting to steal the show, this isn't a one-person act. And what about money? Well, while Venus is in Leo, it's less about saving and more about spending. Leo loves the finer things in life; think champagne, caviar, and Gucci loafers. Treat yourself, pamper your loved ones, and maybe splurge on that over-the-top gift you've been eyeing. In short, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic carnival, a time to re-energize your relationships, and to remember that a life devoid of fun and excitement is like a sky without stars. So, embrace the drama, crank up the volume, and let your inner diva shine. After all, the universe is your stage!

Mars

Mars is in Virgo

Mars is prograde at 13 Vir 23' 56", moving at 0.62 degrees per day, and is 355702585km away and receding.

Mars Is In Virgo

Alright my celestial seekers, time to put on your cosmic reading glasses and tighten those intergalactic seat belts! Our fiery friend Mars, you know, the one named after the Roman God of War, is currently hanging out in the tidy neighborhood of Virgo. Now, don't panic about the war god thing, it's not as dramatic as it sounds. Mars, the cosmic action hero of "getting things done", is currently cozying up with Virgo, the celestial master of "let’s do it and let’s do it right". The result? Picture a celestial Marie Kondo tidying up your life, sparking joy and productivity everywhere! Now, Virgo presides over the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement—so expect some sudden urges to dust off those old running shoes or finally sort out that monster of a diet plan that's been lurking under your bed. Mars in Virgo is like that friend who actually enjoys planning your road trip down to the last snack break. So, if you've been procrastinating on those New Year's resolutions, now's the time to get on it! However, every cosmic event comes with its own set of space hiccups. Mars in Virgo can make us a bit more critical, like that time you tried to build IKEA furniture and ended up throwing the manual across the room because the illustrations made no sense. Be patient, take a deep breath, and remember that Rome wasn't built in a day, and your flat-pack bookcase certainly won't be either. Instead of getting caught in a nit-picking spiral, use this time to focus on the finer details in life. Balancing your budget, planning for the future, or even learning how to knit that Doctor Who scarf you've always wanted. There's no better time for taking care of personal business or starting a nerdy project than when Mars is in Virgo. So, whether you're 355673833.111475348km away from Mars or just feeling its effects on your everyday life, remember that the universe is just trying to help you sort out your sock drawer of existence. It's a big cosmos out there, so make sure you find your place in it, and don't forget to bring snacks!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 13 Tau 42' 36", moving at 0.1 degrees per day, and is 739728370km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter In Taurus

Now, hold on to your space-cowboy hats, folks, because the biggest planet in our solar system club, Jupiter, has decided to take a vacation in the constellation Taurus. Now, what does this mean? Well, let's break it down in the nerdiest possible way.

Think of Jupiter as that wise old uncle who somehow always has an answer to your most puzzling questions. Yep, he's the Yoda of the planetary world, minus the green skin and pointy ears. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is like that stubborn old mule who prefers to sit silently in one corner, but when it moves, it moves with purpose and determination.

So, when these two get together, it's like the universe telling us to put on our thinking caps, dig deeper, and find those answers that have been playing hide-and-seek with us in the labyrinth of our minds. It's like finding the lost remote control under the couch, only the couch is your life, and the remote control is your inner wisdom. Yes, folks, it's always there, just covered with the fluff of everyday distractions.

Jupiter in Taurus is also like getting a cosmic power boost to chase after your dreams. Imagine you're in a video game, and you've just unlocked a special achievement that gives you extra energy and strategy. That's what this transit feels like. But remember, Taurus doesn't rush, it’s more of a ‘slow and steady wins the race’ kind of star sign. So, strap in for a long ride, and trust me, the destination will be worth it.

And let's not forget about the dollar signs. Jupiter is like a cosmic lottery ticket, and Taurus loves cash more than a banker at bonus time. So, this might be a good time to give that piggy bank a shake, see how it sounds. Might be a little heavier than you expected. But don’t go on a spending spree just yet. Remember, Taurus enjoys the finer things in life, and Jupiter tends to expand everything, including our desires. So, keep an check on those impulse buys during this transit. We don’t want to end up regretting that life-size replica of the Serenity ship, now do we?

So, tighten your seatbelts and prepare for this stellar journey where wisdom meets determination,

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 05 Pis 41' 47", moving backwards at 0.06 degrees per day, and is 1326122925km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Cosmic Shenanigan Alert: Saturn in Pisces

Alright stargazers, gather round! Our favorite taskmaster planet, Saturn, is currently canoodling with the dreamy sign of Pisces. Now, this is like merging a physics professor (Saturn) with a mystic poet (Pisces). Imagine Sheldon Cooper on a yoga retreat, reciting haikus in lotus position. That's the kind of energy we're dealing with here.

When Saturn waltzes into Pisces' nebulous realm, it's like the universe hands you a cosmic clipboard and a to-do list for your wildest dreams. Ever thought about writing a book or opening an Etsy store for your crochet Cthulhu dolls? Well, now's not the time to just dream it, but do it! Let Saturn's organizational prowess guide you - draft that business plan, budget like a boss, and maybe even Google 'how to apply for a loan without fainting.'

Oh, but don't think Saturn in Pisces is all rainbows and unicorns. Saturn is like your dad who insists on cleaning your room because he thinks you can't do it yourself. It can feel invasive, especially when Saturn starts poking around your deepest dreams. But remember, Saturn is like that annoying friend who gives you brutally honest advice - harsh, but usually right. So, let him in, listen to his wisdom, and resist the urge to put up a "Do Not Disturb" sign on your heart's door.

With all this Piscean energy bouncing around, you might find sleep elusive. I mean, who can rest when their mind is churning with dreams and existential dread, right? So, take this as a cosmic prescription for some R&R - meditate, wander aimlessly in nature, breathe deeply, nap (with a dream journal nearby!), and heck, why not hit the hay earlier? After all, even celestial bodies need their beauty sleep. Embrace this transit, friends. It's a wild ride, but remember, the cosmos doesn't make mistakes... except maybe Pluto. Sorry, Pluto!

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 45' 17", moving at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 2970697049km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Great Scott! Uranus is in Taurus? Now, this is as shocking as finding out your Mom had a crush on you back in high school. But don't go freaking out like Doc Brown when he first saw the DeLorean, let's break it down. Taurus, you're as steady and stable as my 1985 Toyota Hilux, preferring to stick to the status quo like it's your favorite Huey Lewis and the News song. But here's the deal: with Uranus in your sign, it's like Biff has got his hands on the sports almanac. Things are about to get real unpredictable, real fast. Uranus is all about big, sudden changes - it's like the flux capacitor of the zodiac. And even if you're as resistant to change as a DeLorean without plutonium, trust me when I say that there's no choice but to buckle up and ride this out. You might just find yourself in a much better place when the dust settles. Now, we know Taurus has a thing for money - you've got more money management skills than George McFly has sci-fi stories. But with Uranus doing its thing, we could see some serious Back to the Future Part II stuff happening. New forms of currency popping up, banks transforming faster than Marty's hand disappearing at the Enchantment Under The Sea dance, and the housing and stock markets shaking like the DeLorean on a rough time jump. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like Doc's advice when I'm dealing with a Biff situation: "You've got to stand up to him!" Break free from the grips of money, don't let debt and taxes hover over you like a bully in a parking lot. If you're feeling trapped by your material possessions, remember the wise words of George McFly, "If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything." During this transit, be like me facing off against Mad Dog Tannen - ready and willing to change your relationship to money and materialism. Uranus is here to liberate us, and digging in your heels and resisting won’t make things any easier, and won’t stop these changes from happening. The changes we make during this period can actually help bring us to a point of greater stability, just like when I finally got back to my own timeline. So, in the wise words of Doc Brown, "Your future hasn't been written yet. No one's has. Your future

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 25' 49", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 4372345383km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

"Hark, star gazers! The mighty Neptune has hitched a ride on the Pisces express. Now, I know what you're thinking - 'Pisces? Isn't that those two fish going in circles?' Why, yes, your astute observation is correct. But this isn't about sushi or aquariums. No, dear friends, it's about something a bit deeper. Just how much deeper? Well, if we're being exact, Neptune is currently chilling at a cool 4,372,395,022.609543800km away. Yes, I counted the decimal places. And before you ask, yes, Neptune is indeed in retrograde, doing the cosmic moonwalk back through the stars. Neptune in Pisces is like seeing through Dumbledore's Pensieve, merging emotions and spirit, and voila! We see a clarity that rival's Harry's glasses. Suddenly, we realize that squabbling over whether Star Wars is better than Star Trek is as futile as a chocolate teapot...and trust me on that one, I've tried. In this light, unity is the real golden snitch. This celestial transit is like Professor McGonagall standing at the front of the class, asking us to consider what spell, potion, or magical creature we can contribute to our collective Hogwarts. We all have our own Patronus, our unique gifts and dreams, waiting to be conjured up. So, grab your wand (or lightsaber, I'm not picky), and consider embracing your inner spiritual Jedi or Hogwarts student. Construct an altar at home, connect with the Force or whatever feels sacred. The energy of Neptune in Pisces is your Yoda, nudging you to share these ideas with the world, and assuring you that the force will be with you, always. So, whether you're a Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or even a muggle, remember, it's not our abilities that show who we truly are, it's our choices. So choose wisely, and may the stars (and odds) be ever in your favor."

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 28 Cap 53' 14", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5059482458km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto's Retrograde Ruckus in Capricorn

Alright my celestial cybernauts, listen up. Our cosmic pal Pluto, who's still having a cosmic tantrum about being demoted from planet status (I mean, who wouldn't?), is currently doing the retrograde rumba in Capricorn. What's that mean for us mere earthlings? Well, buckle up your asteroid belts because things might get a little...interesting.

Ladies, gentlemen, and interstellar entities, Pluto and Capricorn are like that power couple you see walking into the room. You know, the ones with coordinated outfits and matching ambitions. But here's the kicker, their hunger for success is so voracious, they might just eat up your sympathy for others' perspectives. Remember, folks, not every alien species likes their coffee black. So, let's not become intolerant of other beings' ideas, eh?

Now, Pluto, despite his size, has a bit of a Hulk complex. He wants us to Hulk-smash our negative patterns. It's all about the cosmic clean-up, people! But remember, in this case, "Hulk smash" translates to "constructive destruction." Be mindful of what you're pulverizing as you make room for the new.

So, while Pluto continues his sulk in Capricorn, let's take this chance to do a bit of celestial spring cleaning, shall we? Just remember to be kind, open-minded and to always...always leave room for the possibility of extraterrestrial life...or at least extraterrestrial coffee preferences.

And remember folks, the cosmos doesn't play dice...unless it's for the last slice of pizza!

Mercury

Mercury Opposite Saturn

Your thinking may be concentrated, obstructed, morose or limited today. Saturn has a way of throwing cold water and constraints on things. Depression is possible, but it will pass, so try to stay optimistic. There may be delays in mail or letters or phone calls. A negative mental outlook along with an unwillingness to accept the ideas of others is characteristic of this aspect. Don't be worried over a lack of inspiration. It won't last long. People will challenge your ideas.Saturn connected to a personal planet in hard aspect has a censoring effect on the planet involved. With Mercury in hard aspect to Saturn, whatever the person says and writes is self-censored to some degree. It’s hard for these people to pour out their emotions, no matter how emotional or needy they feel on the inside. This is because they are always aware of what others might think of them with what they say. They are not necessarily deliberate talkers or thinkers. In other words, they don’t always pick and choose their words carefully or speak slowly. However, they are careful with what they reveal to others. They make plenty of disclaimers, and often come across as negative or sarcastic without intending to. These are people who review conversations they’ve had with others, and who often kick themselves for saying something they didn’t intend to, or for not saying something witty. Saturn tends to have a hobbling effect, and when it’s attached to the planet of communication in hard aspect, there can be some feelings of insecurity about how we speak and communicate in general. These people tend to worry about what they’ve said and how they could have said it better. Some older astrology texts suggest that there can be learning disorders or “slowness” with this aspect, but this is rarely the case. In fact, many people with this aspect are very strong academically. The flow of their communication is blocked in some manner, however, and this is due to an automatic “self-censoring” tendency. Self-consciousness and hypersensitivity is experienced with regards to their intelligence and ability to get ideas across to others, especially in youth. These people need plenty of positive feedback from others in order to feel more confident and less “blocked”.If you have this aspect in your chart, recognize that you are most likely harder on yourself about how you communicate than others are. Ask people close to you for an objective point of view. Chances are, they find you to be astute, intelligent, and an effective speaker or writer. We often tell our kids “don’t worry about what others think”, but telling this to a person with a hard Saturn aspects is not enough, nor is it realistic. They will worry. Instead, I have found that the best way to handle difficult Saturn aspects is to get objective feedback from others! Mercury-Saturn people don’t accept compliments whole-heartedly, yet they crave them and need them. Others around them tend to stop complimenting them, feeling that they either don’t need compliments or don’t want to hear them. Nothing can be further than the truth!Mercury opposition Saturn Your intellectual capabilities are well developed, and you can accomplish anything that you set your mind to. You are likely to possess academic “smarts” and writing ability. In some ways you are a loner. This is likely because your greatest feelings of security arise from a job well done. Be sure to exercise caution in entering into contracts. Don’t overlook the important details that can boomerang against you later. It may be best to hire an attorney or other advisor to help you with these tasks. You might find that you are the victim of “red tape”, mix-ups, and communication problems more than most.You sometimes come across as more stern or harsh than you actually are! There is likely to be a negative or sarcastic style to your speech that you may not always be aware of, but that others pick up quickly. You will find that others often misunderstand your intentions rather easily, or that you misrepresent yourself unwittingly. You often kick yourself for saying (or, more often, not saying) something after a conversation is over. — Interpretation from our LoveStyles Report.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Saturn: Squares – Sheena Easton, Kevin Kline; Oppositions – Steven Seagal, Kurt Russell, Tiger Woods, Robert Redford, Patrick Duffy.

Mars

Mars Trine Jupiter

Today is the day to expand and set new plans into action. Broaden your horizons and don't limit your possibilities. Business ventures are favored, as is higher education, legal matters, spiritual endeavors and charitable pursuits. Luck is all around you today, but you have to make it happen. Don't just sit there waiting for it to come to you.You tend to be restless and prone to boredom. You need a partner who can keep up with your lightning responses to your environment - and one who truly understands your love of intellectual competition and sparring.You have tremendous personal resources with which to achieve your goals. Although the goals you set for yourself are likely to be somewhat ambitious, you are willing to work hard to see that they are achieved. Ever since you were a child and learned to invent indoor games to amuse yourself, you have steadily worked at developing your intellectual skills. This prepared you to deal well with competitive situations in your adult life.Communication is important to you. Your dramatic delivery and flair for using the right words make you a formidable opponent in any debate. It is particularly difficult to win a debate with you because you only present information that is well documented and convincing. You also use this skill to come to the aid of others who cannot defend themselves intellectually, which is admirable indeed!Others admire your confidence and straightforwardness. You respect others who stand firm on their convictions and have high ambitions. It is important that everyone who deals with you does so with honesty and integrity.In your love life, you appreciate a partner who is intellectually strong. You have a strong sex drive, but without the mental component, no relationship will last very long. You also seek a partner with spiritual consciousness. Your warmth and enthusiasm on a sexual level is apparent, and you don’t tire easily. Your interest doesn’t fade easily over time. — Interpretation sample from our LoveStyles report.This aspect indicates a harmony between your intellect and your physical strength, and you will most likely have little difficulty achieving your goals in life. It may appear to others that you are lucky sometimes, but you are also good at applying your talents to attain the desired results. You have a natural ability to be in the right place to grab new opportunities or to initiate a well-timed project. You are often successful in competition but sometimes may not even enter the contest because it doesn’t seem worth it to you.You are honest and forthright in your dealings with others, and you tend to trust others readily. You can be a bit careless about spending money, however, and this is probably because you are so eternally optimistic that there will always be plenty around. The possibility of failure does not enter your mind, although success itself is not that important to you–you’re just being you.In your relationships you are attracted to others who also seek a harmonious lifestyle. Your sexual nature is very strong, but you seek more than physical gratification from your mate. You want someone who will share in your life entirely and grow to know and understand you intimately. You appreciate a partner who is intellectually strong. You have a strong sex drive, but without the mental component, no relationship will last very long. You also seek a partner with spiritual consciousness. Your warmth and enthusiasm on a sexual level is apparent, and you don’t tire easily. Your interest doesn’t fade easily over time, either.Interestingly, you are able to be assertive without stepping on others’ toes. This is an important part of your attractiveness to women. — Interpretation from our LoveStyles: About Him report.Note on the differences between trines and sextiles: The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mars and Jupiter have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Alternate, short interpretations: Interpretation sample from the Merlin report – Mars sextile Jupiter or Mars trine Jupiter: *Your self-confidence and vitality are strong and you believe you can do just about anything you want to. You have an enterprising spirit, a good sense of timing, and the ability to sense what will succeed and what won’t. You usually make fortunate decisions in work or business activities. You enjoy healthy competition and you have a rather playful, good-humored attitude toward it. You mostly compete with yourself to see how far you can go or how much you can accomplish. You like to keep stretching your limits.Interpretation sample from the Your Spiritual Path report – You are usually able to direct your will to productive activities. You find the transcendent component in each relationship and build upon it. You exemplify joy in your daily activities.Interpretation sample from the Karmic Insight report – You have developed the capacity to direct your masculine/active, yang energies in healthy and positive ways. Thus, you have confidence in your “masculine” strengths and abilities. Ennobled by ideals of fair play and concern for the broader social implications of your choices, your actions are most often fortunate, leading to success and increased opportunities. A gift for leadership and inspiring others is also yours. Physical playfulness is an important way you can re-create and rejuvenate yourself.Some Famous People with Mars in Harmonious Aspect to Jupiter: Sextiles – Bill Cosby, Drew Barrymore, Serena Williams, Richard Speck, Vanessa Redgrave, Robert Pattinson, Peter O’Toole, Oliver North, Galileo, Patrick Duffy, Phil Donahue, Catherine Deneuve, Danny DeVito; Trines – Upton Sinclair, J. R. R. Tolkien, Cheryl Tiegs, Gregory Peck, Bob Marley, Henry Miller, Brian Eno, Leonardo Di Caprio, Dick Butkus, Roseanne Barr, Ben Affleck.