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The Sun

The Sun is in Cancer

The Sun is at 27 Can 18' 52", and is 152026328km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Leo

The Moon will change from Leo to Virgo in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 24 Leo 38' 08", and is 406307km away and approaching.

Moon Is In Leo

Greetings, fellow stargazers! Gather around, it's time for another episode of "Cosmic Comedy Hour with your favorite astro-quack"! Today's star of the show is none other than our beloved Moon, strutting its stuff in the flamboyant and fiery sign of Leo. Now, we all know the Moon. That big, beautiful hunk of rock up there, always playing the shy guy, hiding during the day before taking center stage at night. But today, my friends, the Moon is unleashing its inner diva, having a grand old time in Leo, the zodiac's ultimate showstopper. Now, don't get me wrong, the Moon is still maintaining its social distance from us - about 406303.927715877km away to be exact. It's not like it's going to drop in for a cup of coffee or anything. But don't let that fool you! Just like your nerdy friend who wears socks with sandals and carries around a calculator - yes, that's me - the Moon in Leo is full of surprises! You see, in astrology, Leo represents passion, creativity, and, let's face it, a touch of drama. So, while the Moon is in Leo, expect your emotions to be as flamboyant as Elton John's wardrobe. You might find yourself belting out show tunes in the shower or laugh-crying at cat videos on the internet. Embrace it, folks! This is the time to let your inner drama queen roar! But don't get too attached to this theatrical lunar phase. Just like a Netflix series you've been binge-watching, it's got a limited run. In the next 24 hours, our moon will bid adieu to Leo and amble over to Virgo, trading in its sequins for sensible shoes. So, my dear celestial enthusiasts, enjoy this cosmic extravaganza while it lasts! And remember, just like in Battlestar Galactica, sometimes you have to roll the hard six. So go out there, take a chance, and put your heart into everything you do while the Moon is in Leo! Who knows, you might just stumble upon your very own interstellar adventure.

Mercury

Mercury is in Leo

Mercury is prograde at 16 Leo 36' 41", moving at 1.69 degrees per day, and is 177281636km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Leo

Engage, star gazers! We're setting a course for Leo, warp factor 9, as our dear friend Mercury makes its cosmic journey into the fiery heart of the Lion's den. By my calculations, which are as precise as Data's poker face, Mercury is presently 177,380,130.412809134km away and on a prograde trajectory. Now, don't let that distance fool you, because even from far far away, Mercury in Leo has quite an impact on us earthlings. Now, imagine the scene: we're on the holodeck, program set to "Courageous Lion Roaming the Savanna." As Leo roars with all its might, Mercury, acting like a universal translator, amplifies and broadcasts that roar across the cosmos. It's not just about the volume, oh no, it's about the message. That message? Speak up, stand out, and hold nothing back! But remember, this isn't an away mission on a hostile planet, so keep the phasers on stun. Words can be as powerful as photon torpedoes, so aim carefully. When Mercury orbits around Leo, it's like a Starfleet party on Risa. The atmosphere? Pure unadulterated fun, laughter, and witty banter, courtesy of the most expressive sign in the galaxy. Picture Worf in a comedy club - now, that's a sight to behold! Channeling Leo's confidence could make even the most timid red-shirt feel like they're wearing command gold. If you've been hiding in the shadows of the ship, now's the time to boldly go where you haven't before. Captain's orders! And let's not forget the creative surge that this celestial alignment brings. It's like being zapped by an alien energy beam that supercharges your artistic abilities. You may feel the urge to paint beautiful nebulae or capture the twinkling stars with your camera. Embrace it! Who knows, you might just create the next masterpiece to hang in Ten Forward. So buckle up, crew. With Mercury in Leo, we're in for quite a stellar ride. Make it so!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 28 Leo 27' 15", moving at 0.11 degrees per day, and is 54963995km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Greetings, Star Gazers! As your resident astro-nerd, I'm here to report that Venus has sashayed into Leo, and she's ready to roar. Yes, folks, the planet synonymous with love, beauty, and all things sweet has taken a cosmic leap into the fiery embrace of Leo, the zodiac's resident drama queen. Now, I don't mean to alarm you, but when Venus enters Leo, it's kind of like putting glitter on a cat – things are going to get a little wild. We're talking declarations of love shouted from rooftops, grand romantic gestures that make rom-coms look tame, and possibly even some melodramatic tantrums thrown in for good measure. The energy is as charged as a proton and as unpredictable as Schrodinger's cat. During this transit, no one is content with being simply liked. Oh no, we want to be adored! Be prepared for people to strive for center stage, risking everything for their moment in the spotlight. But remember, while basking in the applause is fun, focusing too much on yourself might leave you performing a solo act. And let's talk about money. With Venus in Leo, our finances become the fuel for our flamboyant displays. We want to feel like millionaires and make those around us feel the same. Leo does have a penchant for the extravagant, so don't be surprised if you find yourself splurging on a bit of glitz and glamour. But remember, Leo's true joy comes from generosity, so spending on thoughtful gifts for others might just make you happier than treating yourself. In short, Venus in Leo is like a cosmic disco ball, casting a colorful and exciting light on our relationships. It's a time to re-energize, to embrace the dramatic, and to remember to have a little fun. After all, a life without a bit of excitement is like a black hole: pretty dull and devoid of light. So buckle up, stargazers, because Venus in Leo is about to take us on a wild ride through the cosmos. Enjoy the trip, and don't forget to share the love!

Mars

Mars is in Virgo

Mars is prograde at 05 Vir 58' 37", moving at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 347070109km away and receding.

Mars Is In Virgo

Ah, Mars in Virgo, the cosmic equivalent of that one friend who insists on alphabetizing your spice rack when they come over for tea. Mars, the red planet, infamous for its rather aggressive 'can-do' attitude, is making its way through Virgo, the zodiac's resident perfectionist. While this might sound like an interstellar collision waiting to happen, it's actually more like an efficiency boot camp. You'll suddenly find yourself trimming the excess fat from your work habits with the precision of a brain surgeon. Tasks will fall before you like dominos and you might even find time to learn that new coding language you've been eyeing. Binary, I believe it's called. Now, Virgo rules the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, which in layman's terms means you could find yourself signing up for a Pilates class or eating more kale than a rabbit. The plus side? This newfound love of routine is likely to stick around even after Mars has moved on. However, as with all things in the universe, there is a downside. Apparently, the cosmic cocktail of critical Virgo and assertive Mars can lead to a rather prickly demeanor. You might find your patience wearing thin with inefficiency, and the phrase 'if you want something done right, do it yourself' may become your daily mantra. Resist the urge to turn this perfectionism inward and berate yourself for the smallest mistakes. Remember, even Einstein had his off days. Practice patience, cut yourself and others some slack, and channel your energy into productive activities that require attention to detail. So, whether it's balancing your budget, planning for the future, learning a new trade, or starting a job hunt, there's no better time than now. So go forth, brave soul, and may the power of Mars in Virgo guide you towards efficiency, health, and a perfectly organized spice rack. And remember, it's okay if the paprika ends up next to the pepper. We're all only human after all.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 12 Tau 16' 08", moving at 0.13 degrees per day, and is 766606477km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Titans Tango: Jupiter in Taurus

Alright, stargazers! It's that time of the year when the Universe decides to play matchmaker and pairs up our favorite gas giant Jupiter with the steadfast Taurus. Now, these two are quite the power couple, causing quite a stir in the cosmic scene. Imagine, mixing the wisdom of Yoda with the stubbornness of a bull (pardon the Star Wars reference, couldn't resist!). It's going to be a wild ride, my friends!

So, what happens when the planet of wisdom and the zodiac's most headstrong sign decide to tango? Well, it's like suddenly discovering that you've had the answers to all your existential crises tucked away in the recesses of your brain all along! You just have to wade through the daily distractions like your cat's adorable antics or that irresistible Netflix show. Time to awaken the dormant Jedi within you!

Now, Jupiter in Taurus isn't just about deep introspection. It's also about finally making that move towards your dreams. It's like wearing rocket boots – you'll find yourself blasting off towards your long-term goals with an energy that would make Elon Musk jealous. Just remember, slow and steady wins the race here. Think turtle, not hare!

And let's talk money, honey! When lucky Jupiter meets wealthy Taurus, it's like hitting the cosmic jackpot! You might find financial opportunities popping up like mushrooms after a rainstorm. However, don't let the indulgent Taurus fool you into confusing needs with wants. It's the perfect time to tighten those purse strings as well.

Remember, folks, this Jupiter-Taurus rendezvous is essentially a cosmic self-help book, guiding us to tap into our innate wisdom, chase our dreams and manage our finances better. Just don't forget to stay grounded amidst all this cosmic chaos!

So, sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show as Jupiter and Taurus dance across the cosmic ballroom!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 22' 25", moving backwards at 0.05 degrees per day, and is 1342418034km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Hold onto Your Telescopes, Folks! Saturn's Slipping into Pisces.

Now, I know what you're thinking: "Gee whiz, another planet changing signs? How many more to-do lists can I handle?" But fear not, my celestial compadres, because this isn't about adding more to your plate. Instead, it's about giving yourself permission to daydream. Yes, you heard me right. Saturn's sauntering into Pisces is your cosmic ticket to get lost in the stars, or in your own mind, whichever is more accessible.

What’s the big deal, you ask? Well, imagine this: You've got Saturn, the universe's strictest schoolmaster, and Pisces, the ethereal daydreamer. When they get together, it's like Dumbledore and Luna Lovegood running Hogwarts. They’ll make sure your dreams aren’t just wisps of unrealistic whimsy, but well-structured and attainable goals. So, go ahead, dust off that old idea of writing a novel or opening a cat cafe. Saturn in Pisces is here to help you plan it out, from spreadsheets to vision boards.

Of course, this doesn’t mean that Saturn in Pisces is all peace, love, and cosmic brownies. Remember, Saturn is like that annoying roommate who insists on cleaning up your mess when you’re perfectly happy living in creative chaos. And let’s face it, no one likes their dream bubble prodded by a pragmatic pointer. But, as much as we'd like to hang a "No Trespassing" sign around our fantasies, Saturn's intrusion might actually be helpful. So, take a deep breath and let it in. You might find the cosmic clean-up surprisingly therapeutic.

With all this introspection, you may find yourself a bit restless or anxious. That's normal when you're dealing with the realm of sleep and dreams. But hey, what's life without a dash of challenge, right? So, get cozy with some self-care activities - meditate, take a moonlit stroll, or perfect your deep-breathing technique. Maybe try going to bed early, or at least give yourself plenty of time to wind down and process those dreams. Who knows? You might wake up with a whole new galaxy of ideas.

So, Saturn in Pisces? Bring it on! It's time to turn those dreams into realities,

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 25' 45", moving at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 2999298284km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Interstellar Interruption: Uranus in Taurus

Alright, Earthlings, it's time to hitch a ride on the cosmic roller coaster, because Uranus, the celestial bad boy, has parked itself in good ol' steady Eddie Taurus. Now, we all know Taurus likes to keep the peace, maybe binge-watch some Netflix, and enjoy a good meal. But along comes Uranus, blasting "Born to be Wild" and shaking up this tranquil pasture like a UFO at a cow convention.

Taurus is the Ben Franklin of the Zodiac, all about that cash money, honey. So with Uranus spinning its topsy-turvy magic here, hold onto your wallets, folks! We're embarking on a seven-year journey where Bitcoin might become BovineCoin, banks could flip to online chat rooms, and Wall Street... well, let's just say it might become more of a trampoline park than a street.

But wait! There's more! Uranus in Taurus is also giving us a cosmic nudge to reevaluate our relationship with that green paper we love so much. Are credit card bills piling up like an insurmountable game of Jenga? Is your rent making you feel more imprisoned than a hamster in a ball? This is the time to change that!

We are being called, no, dragged by the collar towards a new understanding of materialism. It's like that scene in Alien when the creature bursts out of the chest – except it's your old habits bursting out, and they're not nearly as cute. This is an opportunity for liberation, folks, and as much as we might want to cling to the familiar, Uranus in Taurus is here to show us that change is as inevitable as taxes after a lottery win.

So buckle up, earthlings, because we're in for a long cosmic journey. And remember, the changes we make during this period might seem like an alien invasion at first, but they're here to bring us to a point of greater stability. And who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the ride!

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 35' 13", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4396812505km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

"Hark! Nerdy astrologer here, coming at you with your daily dose of cosmic wisdom! Neptune's taken a meandering trip into the realm of Pisces, and let me tell you, it's like dropping a blue-hued marble into a fishbowl. Not just any fishbowl, mind you, but one filled with mind-bending, dreamy, kaleidoscopic water that's about 4396870124.831127167km deep. (Yes, I calculated the distance to Neptune for fun. It's part of my nerdy charm!) Now, Neptune's in retrograde, which is like saying your GPS is rerouting. Only this isn't your run-of-the-mill detour—it's a cosmic U-turn that suddenly makes you realize: who cares about whether pineapple goes on pizza? Or if Star Wars is better than Star Trek? (For the record, they're both stellar in their own right.) You see, Neptune in Pisces is casting a spell that's making us realize the utter futility of these petty squabbles. Instead, it's illuminating a path towards unity, like a cosmic flashlight guiding us through a dense forest of confusion. So, what's the plan, Stan? Well, it's time to dig deep into our emotional toolbox. You know, the one that's been gathering dust in the corner of our minds? Yeah, that one. It's time to explore what unique gifts we can bring to this giant potluck called life. And no, I'm not talking about your famous guacamole recipe (though, I'm sure it's out of this world.) This is a perfect time to stargaze, meditate, or even build a homemade altar to your favorite sci-fi character (I see you, Spock fans.) It's all about connecting with the sacred, whatever that means to you. And once you've found it, don't keep it to yourself. Share it with the world. Because in the end, we're all just travelers on this big, blue spaceship we call Earth. And wouldn't it be nice if we could all get along during the ride?"

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 10' 16", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5055974416km away and receding.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Horoscope: "Hasta la vista, baby," you might be saying to your old ways, because Pluto, that icy dwarf planet way out in the Kuiper Belt, is doing the cha-cha slide in Capricorn. Now, don’t let the words "dwarf planet" fool you. When it comes to transforming your life, Pluto is as potent as Arnold Schwarzenegger in a cybernetic bodysuit. Pluto and Capricorn are like the power couple of the cosmos - they're all about success, focus, and getting the job done, no matter what. Just remember, while you're busy bulldozing towards your ambitions, don't turn into the Terminator of other people's ideas. We don't want any "Judgement Day" scenarios, now, do we? Now, here's where the nerdy science bit comes in. Pluto is currently in retrograde. This means it appears to be moving backward from our vantage point here on Earth. But don't panic! It's not actually reversing its course or anything. It's just, y'know, cosmic perspective and all that jazz. What this does mean, though, is it's time for some cosmic spring cleaning. Pluto in retrograde is all about ditching the outdated, the obsolete, the 'doesn't-spark-joy' parts of our lives. So, like the Terminator, you have a mission: Seek and destroy those negative patterns and make room for something new. So, buckle up, friend. It's time to channel your inner Schwarzenegger, take charge of your destiny, and say, "I'll be back...better than ever." Just remember to keep your cool and don't go full T-1000 on us. We're all in this cosmic journey together, after all.

The Sun

Sun Trine Neptune

Today will be rewarding if you find the time to express yourself by helping others. Find something artistic through which you can channel your creativity and your soul. Art and music as well as spiritual pursuits are favored today. Try to become one with the Universe today. Creative visualization can be an important means through which your goals are realized. Idealism runs high today.There is an unmistakably dreamy, inspired, and sensitive side to those born with easy aspects between the Sun and Neptune. A marked appreciation for music and the arts is present. The connection of Neptune with the Sun, which represents the ego and the will, certainly softens some of the hard edges that might be found elsewhere in the chart, adding a sensitive and spiritual dimension to the personality. These people are naturally compassionate, especially those born under the trine. It is so completely natural for them to accept that there is more to the world than what is before their eyes, that they tend to presume everyone must be spiritually-inclined. Of course, they come to realize that this is not the case at some early point in their lives. Their attraction to spirituality and metaphysical subjects is usually marked. These aspects favor writers, artists, and musicians. These people are sensitive to those who are suffering, although they are not as easily taken advantage of as those with Sun-Moon challenging aspects. They are humanitarian and often have a special connection with animals. If other aspects and positions in the chart support it, these people are not ones to dominate others or assert themselves to the point of brashness.Some Famous People with Sun in Easy Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Mick Jagger; Trines – Farrah Fawcett, Billy Corgan, Muhammad Ali

The Sun

Sun Opposite Pluto

Power struggles may be likely today. You may encounter others who try to force their will on you or others who resent feeling as if you are forcing your ego on them. Try to compromise and find a balance. Transformation can come about if you are open to change and if you can keep your ego from becoming all-encompassing. Today may be an intense day. Control your arrogance and your domineering attitudes. Be reasonable.People born under a challenging aspect between the Sun and Pluto are prone to inner tension and negative, self-destructive behavior. When things are going well, they suffer from fears that something will come along to change that. Their thought patterns can be negative, and if not kept in check, they can seriously undermine their happiness. Constantly worrying that the rug will be pulled from under their feet can easily become a self-fulfilling prophecy. Sun-Pluto have tremendous power and strength–when they learn to accept and use that strength, instead of fear it, they are some of the most effective, insightful, helpful, and healing people around!One of the most prominent characteristics of these aspects is the tendency to be intensely dissatisfied with their personal accomplishments and expressions of self. These people put a lot of pressure on themselves regarding their own endeavors. A child, for example, with a challenging Sun-Pluto aspect may work hard at a piece of artwork, decide it’s not right, destroy it, and start all over again. This same child will be especially disturbed if they feel people are watching as they create their artwork. This is a simple example, but it’s quite descriptive of the tendency for these people to be dissatisfied with their creative self-expressions, and to want to hide their expressions from others until they feel the output is “right”. This is largely due to a perceived inability to express or reveal their true personalities to others. They experience a simultaneous urge to express themselves and to hide themselves. They struggle with a deep need to control themselves and life itself. Rarely are Sun-Pluto people completely satisfied with themselves. They are especially sensitive to criticism, and feel the need to “redo” themselves often. There is a marked fear of losing control, and this might stem from some traumatic event in childhood, or the childhood might have been crisis-ridden or emotionally-charged in general. As such, these people are often intensely fearful of, or threatened by, change. This can express itself through attempts to control their lives such that they can manage their fears of being taken off guard. Of course, this generally backfires!Another characteristic of these aspects is an intense need for privacy. They fear being exposed or invaded. Again, this is an expression of their dissatisfaction with the self they are projecting, and they are generally uncomfortable with their evolving ego. They seem to undergo many identity crises, and they feel the need to control what others know about them and think about them. Their fear of exposing themselves might cause them problems with others, who may begin to mistrust them, presuming that if they are so protective of their privacy, they must have something sinister to hide. The truth is, they struggle with a dissatisfaction with themselves and their fear of being exposed is really about a fear of being vulnerable, as well as a manifestation of their own identity crisis.These people are quick to read between the lines. They need to be careful, however, to avoid reading negative or dark things into situations or people. They need to know that if their tendency is to hunt for dark “truths” rather than unbiased truths, this is a self-destructive behavior that stems from fear. Many people with these aspects are overly attached to things, habits, people, and their past. At the root of this is an intense fear of change that would threaten to make them vulnerable. Still, Pluto’s goal is to transform through change. Inevitably, Sun-Pluto people will have to face their fear of change and accept that they need change in order to grow.We all have a dark, irrational side, but people with Sun-Pluto in hard aspect are forced to confront it and integrate it into their personalities. It can be a challenging process, especially because the Sun rules all that is “light” – the rational, conscious mind. The Sun is noble and righteous by nature. Aligned with Pluto, it can have a hard time accepting the darker, intense, and often irrational Pluto energies into one cohesive whole. This is the challenge that Sun-Pluto face. If these people find themselves using manipulative tactics to get their way, or attempting to control others through subversive tactics, it is a clear cue that they are mishandling Pluto energies. It is a powerful indication that their self-image is low. There is little satisfaction derived from getting our way through manipulation. It only serves to make us feel less effective in the long run and on a personal level. If I were to win a favor by using subversive tactics, what will it prove to me? It will reinforce my feeling that I am not effective just by being myself. And, effectiveness is something Sun-Pluto craves.Especially with the opposition, these people might attract manipulative, possessive, or jealous people into their lives. With the square, there is more of a tendency to attract dangerous or upsetting situations in the life. Either way, these people need to get in touch with the reason why they are attracting these people and situations. In all likelihood, they are not handling their own fears effectively, and they feel they are not in control of their lives, and a looping pattern is thereby created. They eventually come to realize that they are very strong people with enormous resilience. They need to identify with, face, and accept their “dark” side. Self-acceptance is the key to handling this aspect. Channeling Pluto energy into constructive channels is also important.Famous people with Sun in hard aspect to Pluto: Squares – Wynonna Judd (Sun square Saturn, Uranus, and Pluto), Jamie Lee Curtis, Sally Field; Oppositions – Muhammad Ali, Robert Duvall, John Travolta, Elvis Presley, Steve Allen, John Hurt, James Earl Jones; Oppositions – Nicole Brown Simpson, R.D. Laing, Maya Angelou, Jeffrey Archer, Brooke Shields, Margaret Thatcher, Steffi Graf, Barbra Streisand, Farrah Fawcett.

Mars

Mars Opposite Saturn

You may feel rather restrained and too disciplined by others at this time. You may feel purposely held back from doing the things you want to do. This can cause great frustration and great annoyance. Please try to make the best of it and do not try to get even with them or try to get back at them. The repercussions will only boomerang back to you. If others do not appreciate you at this time, just realize that it is best if you continue working hard, doing the best you can until this combination of energies passes. This can be a stressful aspect but do not fret and let it get to you and upset your health. Guard against falls, bumps and bruises. Wait this aspect out and your energies and freedom to do the things you desire will return. In the meantime, work hard and stay optimistic. Express your frustrations in a cool, calm manner. Don't keep everything inside.You are a perfectionist. You can pick at yourself and others unmercifully, trying to get circumstances in your life to match some unspecified standard. Your energy becomes freer to work in an unencumbered way when you recognize that you aren’t really looking to match an objective standard at all. What you want is to find some emotionally and psychologically defendable ground to stand on. The real trick in life for you is to keep moving. This is not easy since you should really only move ahead on a project after forethought or planning; your judgments tend to be colored by your fears or your momentary desires. You work very hard for what comes to you. This is unavoidable. But, you could end up working very hard for no gain. This is avoidable through balancing your drives with your responsibilities. You find that you have better health and much freer energy if you get vigorous physical exercise at least three times a week. — Interpretation sample from the In Depth report.Mars square Saturn or Mars opposition Saturn: *You work hard and patiently to achieve your objectives, persevering and continuing on in spite of difficulties and discouragement. Concentrating on a single, clearly defined goal, you are able to accomplish much, but you often feel that the way is long and arduous, and that you must struggle on alone, that it’s all on your shoulders.You are capable of great self-control and self-denial and can be a hard task master, expecting far too much of yourself. You also tend to hold yourself back, to doubt your own power and ability. You feel that you meet with great resistance whenever you try to assert yourself or take initiative. Anger and frustration can be big problems for you, especially when you try to work with other people or depend too much on others for support. You work best in solitude.#Your involvement with other people often focuses on the harshest side of human experience. You become aware of destructive energies around you and learn to overcome these difficulties. Your spiritual life can become the source of nearly inexhaustible energy. You face tests through separation.Some Famous People with the Mars in Hard Aspect to Saturn: Squares – Susan Sarandon, Claudia Schiffer, River Phoenix, Phil Hartman, Julius Caesar; Oppositions – Sheena Easton, Farrah Fawcett, Brooke Shields, Darryl Hannah, George Clooney, Todd Bridges, Jean-Claude Van Damme.