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The Sun

The Sun is in Cancer

The Sun is at 20 Can 38' 04", and is 152079638km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Taurus

The Moon will change from Taurus to Gemini in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 29 Tau 25' 10", and is 390829km away and receding.

Moon Is In Taurus

Alright, all you interstellar enthusiasts and cosmic crusaders, listen up! The Moon — that big ol' hunk of cheese in the sky — has parked its lunar caboose in Taurus. Now, before you go all bull-headed on me (pun intended), let's break it down. The Moon, our celestial neighbor who's just a short 390,609.696560920km away (give or take a few moon rocks), is right now chilling in the realm of Taurus. That means we're all feeling a bit more grounded, a bit more stubborn and maybe, just maybe, a bit more inclined to indulge in that extra slice of pizza. Because, you know, Taurus is all about the finer things in life! So, take it from me, folks, this is the time to embrace your inner bull. Stand your ground, enjoy the comforts of life, and chew your food thoroughly (sounds weird, but trust me, it's a Taurus thing). But don't get too comfy! In the next 24 hours, our Moon is packing up its picnic blanket and making a beeline for Gemini. So brace yourselves for a cosmic mood swing! One minute you're lounging on the couch, the next you're over-analyzing what flavor of popcorn to have at your next movie night. Ah, the joys of the cosmos! Remember, folks, astrology isn't an exact science, but it sure does make for a fun ride! So buckle up, sit back, and let the universe do its thing. Peace out, earthlings!

Mercury

Mercury is in Leo

Mercury is prograde at 04 Leo 02' 45", moving at 1.9 degrees per day, and is 189485038km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Leo

Greetings, my celestial comrades! Let's dive into the cosmic sushi roll of the moment: Mercury setting up camp in Leo. Now, don't let the 189562768.605701953km distance fool you, we're all about to feel this interstellar influence. When speedy Mercury and expressive Leo team up, it's like a Star Trek meet Star Wars convention - a lot of direct communication and no holds barred! And just like that time Captain Kirk tried to use a lightsaber, words can fly out faster than a greased-up Yoda on a water slide. So, my friends, remember to engage your brain-mouth filters - they're there for a reason! As Mercury moonwalks into Leo, it’s like receiving an intergalactic permit for entertainment. Think of it as the universe’s version of a stand-up comedy special with Leo at the mic. So, buckle up for some stellar jokes and laughter strong enough to create a warp field. Picture this: A confident Lion, mane rivaling Fabio's, strutting through the savannah in slow motion... That's right, folks, it's our time to strut our stuff! With Leo's charisma seeping into our aura, even the most introverted among us will find it easier to beam up and face the crowd. Been procrastinating that TED talk? Well, now's the time to teleport onto that stage! But wait, there's more! As Mercury orbits Leo, our creative juices are set to flow faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. This cosmic alignment is a green light to channel all of Leo's passion into creating something extraordinary. Whether you're dusting off your camera or picking up those paintbrushes (or heck, even your LEGO bricks), embrace this opportunity to create like you're competing against Picasso. So, space cadets, let's ride this Mercury-Leo wave, navigate the cosmic waters with confidence, and remember - in space, no one can hear you laugh at bad jokes!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 26 Leo 52' 27", moving at 0.34 degrees per day, and is 61491484km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Greetings, star gazers and sci-fi aficionados! I come bearing cosmic tidings: Venus, the celestial mademoiselle of love, has just waltzed her way into Leo's fiery court. Now, buckle up because this isn't your usual whispering sweet nothings and bouquets of roses kind of love story. Oh no, this is a love story directed by Michael Bay, with special effects, dramatic music, and maybe even a car chase or two. Venus in Leo is like replacing your regular morning coffee with an energy drink. It's all about grandeur, showmanship, and an almost insatiable need for adoration. Yes, that's right, when Venus is in Leo, we're not just content with being appreciated, we want to be worshipped, idolized, put on a pedestal and showered with confetti. So, if you've been playing it safe in the love department, it's time to channel your inner Indiana Jones and take some risks. But remember, while bungee jumping off a cliff might impress your crush, stealing artifacts from ancient temples... not so much. Now, let's address the elephant in the room: drama. While Venus is in Leo, life imitates art, and by art, I mean a soap opera. If you feel like your needs aren't being met, there's a chance you'll transform into a green-eyed monster, hurling accusations and maybe even starting an argument for the heck of it. But remember, my friends, just like a UFO sighting, the truth is out there. It's important to keep communication open and honest during this transit, otherwise you might find yourself alone, surrounded by tinfoil hats and conspiracy theories. When it comes to money, Venus in Leo sees it as a tool for joy and grandeur. Think of it as a golden ticket to your own personal Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. You might find yourself splurging a bit more, favoring glitter over practicality. But hey, who doesn’t want a chocolate river in their backyard, right? In conclusion, Venus in Leo is like a blockbuster movie filled with romance, drama, and a little bit of extravagance. It’s a time to re-energize your relationships and remind yourself that life without a dash of excitement is like The X Files without the aliens. And where's the fun in that? So get out there, embrace the cosmic energy, and remember: the truth, and love, is out there!

Mars

Mars is in Virgo

Mars is prograde at 01 Vir 41' 28", moving at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 341457451km away and receding.

Mars Is In Virgo

Whoo, buddy! Pull on your nerd glasses and polish up those pocket protectors because Mars, our cosmic red-head stepchild, has decided to go all Marie Kondo on us and is currently hunkering down in the tidy constellation of Virgo. Now, when you think of Mars, you might picture a fiery, hot-headed warmonger, but in Virgo, this planet becomes the ultimate efficiency expert. You'll be chopping off the fat from your to-do list like a Starfleet officer in a bat'leth tournament. Virgo rules over the 6th House - the one that's all about health, wellness, and self-improvement (not to be confused with House 6 from Harry Potter, which doesn't exist, unless Hogwarts decided to introduce a new house for over-achieving, neurotic wizards). So, during this cosmic alignment, don't be surprised if you find yourself signing up for a gym membership or going full-blown vegan. And hey, since Mars in Virgo loves routine as much as Sheldon Cooper loves his Spot, the changes you initiate now are likely to stick around. But beware, space cadets! This transit isn't all sunshine, rainbows, and neatly organized sock drawers. The combo of Virgo's critical eye and Mars' fiery temper can lead to some aggressive nitpicking. Trust me, no one wants to be around when you start channeling your inner Gordon Ramsay at the lack of efficiency or control. And if you're not careful, you might end up directing this perfectionism inward, turning into your own worst critic. Remember, even Spock had his off days, so cut yourself some slack! Rather than focusing on what others are doing wrong, channel your energy into productive tasks requiring attention to detail. Need to balance your budget? Mars in Virgo got you covered. Planning for the future? Easy peasy. Learning Klingon? Okay, maybe not that, but you get the gist. In short, there's no better time for taking care of personal business or starting a project than Mars in Virgo. So, grab your tricorder and let's boldly go where no man has gone before!

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 11 Tau 16' 18", moving at 0.15 degrees per day, and is 781770837km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

"Hasta la vista, baby!" Oops, wrong movie line. It's "I'll be back." And I am, my star-seeking friends, with another cosmic update! This time, our big ole buddy Jupiter is throwing a celestial shindig in Taurus' turf, and you're all invited. Jupiter, the galactic guru, is pairing up with Taurus, the zodiac's most stoic bull. Picture this: it’s like a cosmic Yoda jumping on the back of Ferdinand the Bull. You can't make this stuff up! This astral alliance is a nudge-nudge-wink-wink from the universe reminding us that the wisdom we're desperately looking for is not in some far-flung corner of the galaxy but right in our own back pocket. So, don't go pulling an Alice in Wonderland, looking through tiny doors or tumbling down rabbit holes. The answers are where you left your keys... somewhere. This celestial high-five between Jupiter and Taurus is like a cosmic espresso shot for your dreams and ambitions, so get ready to feel wired! Jupiter's adventurous spirit combined with Taurus’ knack for practicality makes for one heck of a productive pair. It's like a celestial to-do list that's been sprinkled with stardust. Time to get those check marks ticking! Now, hang onto your telescopes because there's more! When Jupiter, the planet that practically sweats good luck, hangs out in Taurus, the zodiac's personal piggy bank, the odds are ever in our favor. It's like finding a four-leaf clover under a double rainbow while a unicorn winks at you. Cha-ching! But beware, my cosmic comrades! Taurus tends to be a bit, shall we say, indulgent? Now, with Jupiter, the planet of expansion, in the mix, we might find ourselves confusing needs with wants. It's like being in a cosmic candy store with a credit card and no spending limit. Just remember, too much of a good thing can leave a sour taste. So be patient, hold those impulses and remember to floss! So sit back, grab a bag of popcorn and enjoy the cosmic show. After all, the stars are aligning for you, baby!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 41' 13", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1354235643km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Not-So-Serene Saturn in Psychedelic Pisces

Well, well, well... what do we have here? Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, has decided to take a swim in the deep, dreamy waters of Pisces. Don't you just love when the Universe decides to mix things up like a mad scientist? I bet you could use some guidance right about now. Grab your lab goggles, your tie-dyed lab coat, and let’s dive into this celestial soup.

First off, Saturn in Pisces is like that roommate who insists on Feng Shui-ing your entire living space while you're trying to binge-watch your favorite sci-fi series. They mean well and all, but it's a bit intrusive. This interstellar influence is going to poke and prod at your daydreams, asking the hard questions like, "Is this feasible?" or "Have you considered the thermodynamics of that unicorn-powered spacecraft?"

But hey, don't let Saturn harsh your cosmic mellow. This is actually a great time for some self-reflection. And by self-reflection, I mean putting those dreams through a rigorous peer-review process. Consider this your personal cosmic audit. It's not as fun as a Star Trek marathon, I admit, but it's necessary if you want to turn those dreams into reality.

Don't be surprised if you're feeling a bit restless during this period. You're not used to having your dreams inspected under a quantum microscope. It's a good time to find your Zen – meditate, walk barefoot in nature, deep breathe, sleep (but keep a dream journal handy!). Trust me, you'll need all the tranquility you can get. Try to get some sleep too. Although with Saturn knocking at your subconscious door, it might be easier said than done.

So, while Saturn in Pisces may feel like your favorite fantasy novel getting a reality check, remember, it's all part of the cosmic plan. Embrace the chaos, make peace with the physics, and remember, even the most far-out ideas can become real if you put enough star-dust and determination into them.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 11' 31", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3014896531km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

A Frontier in Finance - Uranus Takes a Bull Ride

Friends, Earthlings, fellow space voyagers, lend me your ears! Brace yourselves for a cosmic combo that's about as harmonious as a Tribble at a Klingon convention. The rebellious renegade of the cosmos, Uranus, has parked its celestial caboose in the sign of Taurus, the steadfast, change-resistant bull. Talk about a potential for Starfleet-sized drama!

In Star Trek language, it’s like asking Scotty to abandon his beloved Enterprise engine room and take up pottery. Not the smoothest transition, eh? But here's the thing - sometimes we need that Spock-like logic to disrupt our comfort zones and shake us from the status quo warp speed.

Now, Taurus is known for being the Warren Buffet of the zodiac universe. It has its phasers set on 'accumulate,' with a knack for financial prosperity and stability. So, with Uranus, the harbinger of change, galloping into this monetary meadow, we're likely to see some Vulcan-worthy innovation in the way we handle our Latinum, or should I say, money.

From futuristic forms of currency (bye, bye Bitcoin, hello... Starcoin?), to a tectonic shift in banking systems, think of this as an economic Kobayashi Maru test. Only this time, we can't cheat our way out.

On a personal level, this is an intergalactic invitation to reassess our relationship with money and material possessions. It's time to beam ourselves out of the shackles of debt, taxes, rent, and credit card interest and explore new financial frontiers. We might feel like we’re caught in a tractor beam, but remember, resistance is futile!

Yes, the ride with Uranus in the captain’s seat may feel a bit like navigating through an asteroid field, but remember, even Kirk had to face a few tribulations to reach a better place. Change, my cosmic cadets, is the final frontier. Embrace it, and you just might find yourself in a galaxy of financial stability and freedom where no man, or woman, has gone before.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 38' 45", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4412583152km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Neptune in Pisces - A Cosmic Comedy of Sorts

Buckle up, stargazers! Our dear friend Neptune has decided to saunter into the mystical realm of Pisces. Yes, you heard it right! The big blue planet that's about 4,412,644,327.722744942km away (but who's counting, right?) is currently doing a cha-cha slide in retrograde under Pisces' influence. Now, you might be thinking, "What on Earth does this mean?" or possibly, "Should I be worried?" Fear not, dear reader, for I'm here to demystify this celestial twister.

Imagine Neptune as the quirky, socially awkward nerd at a party who's had one too many cups of cosmic punch and decides to play philosopher. Suddenly, they're waxing poetic about the interconnectedness of all things, the essence of being and the futility of arguing whether Star Wars or Star Trek is superior. That’s Neptune in Pisces for you—seeing beyond the petty squabbles, illuminating the path to unity like a glow-in-the-dark alien at a rave.

This cosmic rendezvous is practically sending us an Evite to explore our emotional IQ. So, dust off those forgotten dreams, unleash your inner poet, or maybe just figure out how to keep your succulents alive! It’s the perfect time to dive into that spiritual book gathering dust on your shelf, turn a corner of your room into a mini-shrine, or maybe just learn how to meditate without falling asleep. But remember, don’t keep these enlightenment nuggets to yourself. Spread the cosmic love!

Neptune's dance in Pisces isn't just an astral anomaly, it's a call for collective healing and progress. Its energy, aside from potentially causing minor disruptions in your Wi-Fi signal, serves as a nudge to share your unique gifts with the world. So while Neptune continues its backslide boogie in the Piscean disco, let's all take a moment to appreciate the cosmic comedy unfolding and remember, in the grand scheme of things, we're all just stardust trying to understand itself.

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 20' 12", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5056832895km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto In Capricorn: A Cosmic Comedy

Alright, listen up, star gazers! Our little buddy Pluto—that distant ball of ice and rock that we sometimes call a planet, and sometimes don't (it's complicated)—is having a little rendezvous with Capricorn. Now, if you're picturing Pluto in a goat onesie, you're not far off. This cosmic alignment is all about ambition, focus, and getting things done. But remember, it's all happening 5 billion kilometers away, so no need to put on your fancy pants yet.

Pluto and Capricorn are like that power couple in high school—head cheerleader and quarterback—who are all about success and getting their way. They're not big on compromise or considering other people's feelings. So, you might find yourself being a bit more stubborn than usual. My advice? Try not to turn into a complete space tyrant. The galaxy has enough of those.

Now, here's the fun part. Pluto is also the planet of transformation. It's like Marie Kondo, but for your soul. It's here to help you throw out all those dusty, old habits that aren't sparking joy. But remember, folks, you can't create a supernova without a little stellar explosion. So be careful what parts of your life you decide to 'declutter'.

So, while Pluto is doing its cosmic tango with Capricorn, remember to keep a balance between ambition and empathy. And if you start feeling too powerful, just remember that you're a tiny speck on a tiny speck hurtling through the vast expanse of space. Puts things in perspective, doesn't it?

That's all for now, stargazers. Until next time, keep your eyes on the skies and your feet on the ground—or at least within the earth's gravitational pull. You wouldn't want to end up like Pluto, forever floating in the cold darkness of space.

The Sun

Sun Sextile Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.