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The Sun

The Sun is in Cancer

The Sun is at 18 Can 43' 37", and is 152087110km away and approaching.

The Moon

The Moon is in Taurus

The Moon is at 03 Tau 32' 27", and is 382071km away and receding.

Moon Is In Taurus

Ah, the Moon in Taurus. Fascinating... You see, dear celestial voyager, our lunar friend has taken up a temporary residence in the steadfast constellation of Taurus. And what does this mean? Well, it’s quite simple - in theory, of course. Just as Taurus is known for its stubborn determination and love of comfort, so too will you find yourself inexplicably drawn to your couch with an unshakeable desire to binge-watch every Star Trek series. Fascinating, indeed. Now, bear in mind that the moon is exactly 381,812.743048121 km away. Why do I mention this? Well, it's not because I'm trying to impress you with my astronomical precision (although, I must admit, it's a nice bonus). No, I want you to understand the sheer scale of the universe. It's a little bit like trying to comprehend how many times I've had to explain the concept of 'irony' to a Vulcan. In true Taurus style, it's time to ground yourself. Plant your feet firmly on Earth (or your spaceship floor, if that's where you are) and take a deep breath. Or if you're wearing a spacesuit, maybe just a small breath. Wouldn't want to use up all your oxygen, now would we? Remember, just because the Moon in Taurus may make you feel like settling down and taking it slow, don’t forget to boldly go where no one has gone before. The cosmos is vast and filled with limitless possibilities, much like Captain Kirk's ego. Live long and prosper, my space-faring friends. And pass the popcorn, will you? The next episode is about to start.

Mercury

Mercury is in Leo

Mercury is prograde at 00 Leo 10' 34", moving at 1.97 degrees per day, and is 192334238km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Leo

Greetings, celestial voyagers! Grab your telescopes and saddle up your star ponies because today we're talking about Mercury in Leo. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't Mercury just a small, hot rock?" Well, yes, but it also happens to be a planet of communication, currently deciding to lounge in the royal house of Leo, approximately 192402333.669927835km away (give or take a few thousand kilometers, who's counting really?). Now, in the cosmic sitcom that is our universe, when Mercury enters Leo, it's like that nerdy character in every 90s show who suddenly gets a makeover and becomes Prom King or Queen. It's all about direct, no-nonsense communication. Subtlety? Never heard of her. If you've got something to say, now’s the time to say it - just be careful not to turn into a verbal Gatling gun. Remember, Mercury is faster than a speeding bullet (literally) and Leo? Well, Leo has the subtlety of a fireworks display at a library. During this transit, we are not just given a license to thrill, but also a VIP pass to the comedy club. Leo loves a good joke and Mercury, well, it's got a way with words. Expect punchlines to be flying around like popcorn in a microwave. So, if you've been sitting on a killer knock-knock joke, now's the time to unleash it and bask in the roars of laughter. Think of the confident Lion, mane a-flutter, strutting his stuff on the catwalk of the cosmos. That's you right now! You've got a cosmic green light to strut your stuff and dazzle everyone with your brilliance. Been putting off that TED talk? Now's the time to get up there and blow them away. And let's not forget about creativity. When Mercury is in Leo, it's like the cosmic equivalent of drinking six cups of coffee and then being handed a paintbrush. Your creative juices will be flowing like the River Styx, so dust off the old easel or tune up that ukulele. Why not compose an epic ballad about your cat's heroic battle with a moth? The cosmos is your canvas! So in conclusion, dear stargazers, with Mercury in Leo, it's time to speak your mind, crack your jokes, strut your stuff, and let your creativity flow. Enjoy the cosmic ride!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 26 Leo 08' 25", moving at 0.4 degrees per day, and is 63506956km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Greetings, interstellar voyagers! As our dear sister Venus pirouettes into Leo, we're about to experience love on a galactic scale. Picture this: Your heart is the sun, and Venus is orbiting it like a disco ball, reflecting love vibes in every direction. Yes, folks, the cosmos is about to get a lot more... loud. With Leo, the celestial show-off, in the mix, expect declarations of love that are louder than a supernova explosion. We're talking cosmic karaoke duets, Star Wars themed marriage proposals, and maybe even some extraterrestrial melodrama. And let’s be real: when Venus is in Leo, being merely ‘liked’ is about as satisfying as non-alcoholic beer at a Star Trek convention. Take note, timid earthlings: this is not the time to channel your inner Vulcan. With Venus in Leo, it's all about grand gestures. Boldly go where no one has gone before in the name of love! But remember, while the Lion is busy playing 'king of the cosmos', they might occasionally forget that love is a two-way wormhole. If you feel like you’re just another moon in their solar system, it might be time for a space-time reality check. And let's talk about money. When Venus is in Leo, it's like we've just discovered a new goldilocks planet - full of resources and ready to splurge. Think of it as your cosmic approval to treat yo’ self, and maybe even sprinkle some stardust on those you care about. You see, Leo is the celestial equivalent of Liberace – glitz, glamour and generous to a fault. So go ahead, buy that limited edition Spock bobblehead. Or better yet, gift it to someone special. After all, sharing is caring in this infinite universe of ours. In summary, Venus in Leo promises to be a celestial fiesta, brimming with passion, drama, and the occasional photon torpedo. It's a colorful time, tailor-made to reinvigorate your relationships and remind us all that life without a little warp speed is just plain boring. So buckle up, stellar explorers, and may love be your guiding star!

Mars

Mars is in Virgo

Mars is prograde at 00 Vir 28' 23", moving at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 339777609km away and receding.

Mars Is In Virgo

"Boba Fett here, your friendly interstellar astrologer, and boy, do we have a cosmic cocktail brewing up there! The galactic macho Mars has swapped his combat boots for a pair of dorky spectacles and a pocket calculator, because he's now in Virgo, the cosmic auditor. Now Mars, that fiery planet of 'get-up-and-go,' is usually about as subtle as a thermal detonator. Yet, in Virgo, he's swapped his blaster for a spreadsheet. It's efficiency, not explosions, that gets his jetpack firing. So, don't be surprised if you find yourself trimming the fat off your work habits faster than a Wookiee shedding fur in summer. But hold onto your lightsabers, folks! This isn't just about work. Virgo rules the 6th House of Health and Self-Improvement, so Mars visiting this sign could spark a sudden urge to turn your body into a Jedi temple. You might find yourself chowing down on more greens than Yoda at a salad bar, or hitting the gym with the enthusiasm of an Ewok at a tree-climbing competition. However, beware of the Death Star-sized drawback of this transit. With Mars in Virgo, we can become as critical as a protocol droid at a grammar convention. It's easy to start nitpicking and blasting out aggressive critiques when our standards are higher than the peak of Mount Yoda. Remember, no one likes a scruffy-looking nerf herder. Instead of force choking on negativity, use this time to embrace the detail-oriented power of Mars in Virgo. Balance your budget like a shrewd Huttese trader, plan for the future like a Jedi Master, or even start learning a new trade — who knows, maybe moisture farming is your true calling? In short, Mars in Virgo is the perfect time to get your affairs in order faster than the Millennium Falcon on a Kessel Run. Just remember – it's not the size of the task that matters, it's how you complete it. May the Force (and Mars in Virgo) be with you!"

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 10 Tau 58' 02", moving at 0.15 degrees per day, and is 786004582km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter Pitches a Tent in Taurus

Alright space cadets, pull up a lunar rock and lend me your antennae! Jupiter, our resident celestial bigwig, has decided to kick back in Taurus for a bit. Picture Jupiter as your cosmic wise uncle who's been around the galaxy and back, and Taurus as your favourite old comfy armchair. This combo is like finding out your favorite sci-fi series has a new season - it's familiar, comforting, and guaranteed to take you on a mind-bending journey.

Now, Jupiter is all about wisdom and deep thoughts. Not the type you get at 2 AM while munching on leftover pizza, but the kind that makes you question why we haven't invented teleportation yet. And Taurus? Well, Taurus is the astrological equivalent of a stubborn mule with a penchant for fine wine and artisanal cheese - it loves the good things in life, but doesn't like to budge. Put these two together, and you've got the perfect recipe for some serious introspection and goal setting.

What does this mean for you? Well, it's like being given a cosmic permission slip to take that dream you've been hoarding under your pillow and make it a reality. With Jupiter's wanderlust and Taurus' determination, you'll be ticking off those life goals like a pro. Just remember, while Jupiter might sprinkle some lucky stardust your way, Taurus won't let you rush - patience, my interstellar friend, is still key.

But here's where it gets really interesting. Both Jupiter and Taurus have a soft spot for the finer things in life. So, while Jupiter's kicking back in Taurus, you may find your bank account mysteriously growing or that vintage comic book you've been eyeing suddenly within reach. A word of caution though - Taurus has a habit of treating wants as needs. So, while it might be tempting to splurge on that life-sized replica of the Starship Enterprise, now might be a good time to double-check your impulse thrusters. Remember, even in space, balance is everything.

So buckle up, space cowboys and cowgirls. With Jupiter in Taurus, it's time to explore new frontiers, boldly go where no one has gone before, and maybe even discover some hidden treasures along the way. Just remember to keep a level head and your feet

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 45' 51", moving backwards at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 1357890400km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

The Cosmic Comedy: Saturn in Pisces

Alright, folks, it's time to channel our inner R2-D2 because Saturn is doing the hokey pokey in Pisces. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Saturn? The one with the hula hoop around it? What's that got to do with my daydream of becoming a professional llama whisperer?" Well, stick with me folks as we embark on this intergalactic comedy show.

You see, when Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, decides to take a dip in the dreamy seas of Pisces, it's like your dad walking in on you while you're daydreaming about ditching your boring desk job for a life filled with alpacas and sunsets. He's there, arms crossed, eyebrow raised, asking "So, how exactly are you planning to make money from whispering at llamas, kiddo?" And before you slam the door on his face, remember, he's just trying to help. He might even have some good advice about setting up a Llama-Whispering-101 online course.

Now, I know, Saturn in Pisces can feel like having a surprise visit from the 'Reality Check Inspector'. Our dreams might feel scrutinised, we could get defensive, start questioning ourselves, and let's not even start on the sleepless nights! But hey, guess what? This is where our nerdy friend, R2-D2 comes into play. Remember how he always saves the day with his quick thinking and quirky solutions? That's exactly what we need to do!

So, let's grab our lightsabers and face this cosmic challenge head-on. Let's meditate, stroll around in nature, and maybe even befriend a real-life llama (if whispering doesn't work out). Let's get enough sleep, dream big, and wake up ready to conquer the universe. And while we're at it, let's keep a dream journal handy, because who knows, your subconscious might just jot down the blueprint for the next Millennium Falcon!

In conclusion, Saturn in Pisces isn't about pouring cold water on our dreams, it's more like pouring some much-needed coffee - making us alert, awake, and prepared for the journey ahead. So buckle up, may the forces of Saturn be with you, and remember - don't panic, it's just a planet...about 1.357

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 22 Tau 07' 06", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3019167714km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Greetings, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts! I've got some juicy cosmic tidbits for you today. So grab your telescopes, your slide rules, and your sense of humor as we dive into the swirling vortex of cosmic hilarity that is Uranus in Taurus! Firstly, let's talk about Taurus. Good old stubborn, stable Taurus. If Taurus were a Star Trek character, it would be Scotty, always trying to keep the engines running smoothly, no matter how many Klingons are shooting at us. But guess what? Uranus just teleported onto the Enterprise, and it's not wearing a red shirt. Uranus, the cosmic wild child, isn't too keen on Taurus' "business as usual" approach. Uranus is like that eccentric uncle who shows up at Thanksgiving, spikes the punch, and starts a conga line around the dinner table. You may resist his antics at first, but you'll soon realize that mashed potatoes taste much better after a high-energy salsa dance. Now, Taurus is all about money, so expect some paradigm-shifting changes in that department. Imagine Scrooge McDuck's vault suddenly filled with Bitcoin. Banks may become as obsolete as VHS tapes, and the stock markets might go on a rollercoaster ride crazier than anything at Six Flags. Remember the scene in Star Wars where Han Solo tells Luke, "Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy!"? That's Uranus in Taurus talking about finance. On a personal level, Uranus in Taurus is like a cosmic Marie Kondo asking you if your credit card debt sparks joy. Spoiler alert: it doesn't. Uranus wants to liberate you from financial chains, and clinging to old habits won't help. It’s like trying to stop a Borg invasion with a rubber band gun. Resistance is futile! Going through this cosmic shake-up might feel like you're stuck in a Star Trek episode with a really confusing plot twist. But remember, these changes are here to bring us to a point of greater stability - a Federation utopia, if you will. So buckle up, space cadets! The universe is on the move, and we're all in for a wild ride. It might seem scary, but remember the words of Commander Sinclair (or was it Spock?): "Change is the essential process of all existence." Embrace it, and you'll find yourself in a much better galaxy...I mean, place.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 39' 29", moving backwards at 0.01 degrees per day, and is 4417249446km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Hey there, star gazers! Buckle up, because we're cruising through the cosmic highway with Neptune in Pisces, and things are about to get a little wavy-gravy, if you catch my drift. First off, let's set the scene. Neptune, that big blue beauty, is lounging in the constellation of Pisces, some 4,417,311,433.840259552km away. Yes, I've measured it, don't ask how. And it’s currently doing its best impersonation of the moonwalk – that’s right, it's in retrograde. So, what does all this mean? Well, let me lay it out for you in simple, nerdy astrologer terms. When Neptune decides to dip its toes in the Piscean waters, it's like your third eye just scored a pair of high-tech binoculars. Suddenly, all those petty arguments over who used the last of the almond milk seem pretty darn insignificant. Instead, you're hit with a revelation brighter than a supernova: unity is the real gold at the end of the cosmic rainbow. This celestial combo is kind of like a cosmic career counselor. It's asking you: "What can you bring to the intergalactic table?" Maybe you've got a knack for knitting sweaters for hairless cats. Or perhaps you're a whizz at whipping up gluten-free, vegan brownies. Whatever your unique talents, now's the time to harness them for the greater galactic good. It's also the perfect moment to tap into your spiritual side. Maybe take up yoga or meditation, or simply create a little sacred space in your home. You might just find it helps you connect with the universe on a whole new level. And remember, while Neptune might be doing the moonwalk in the stars, it's cheering you on from the sidelines. So go forth, explore your emotional intelligence, and share your unique gifts with the world. Because after all, we're all just stardust in this big, beautiful cosmic ballet.

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 23' 00", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5057469094km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Alright, all you cosmic voyagers, buckle up and put on your nerd glasses because today we're diving deep into the cosmos. No, not to explore the final frontier of Star Trek's Deep Space Nine, but to investigate a phenomenon happening right here in our own solar system - Pluto is retrograding in Capricorn! Yeah, that's right, our favorite rebellious dwarf planet is pulling a moonwalk through the sign of the Goat. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Pluto's about as far away from Earth as Captain Sisko is from a Klingon Karaoke night." And you're right, Pluto is a whopping 5,057,477,125.10 kilometers away! But just like Sisko dealing with the Cardassians, its influence can be felt across light years. Pluto and Capricorn are like the dynamic duo of ambition. They're both hard-nosed, goal-oriented, and have as much patience for failure as Quark has for a bad deal. This means we might find ourselves pushing aside our usual empathy for other's viewpoints, blinded by our own laser-focused determination. So remember, even in your pursuit of success, don't turn into a Ferengi, always chasing after profits. Pluto, the cosmic demolition expert, is asking us to bulldoze our negative patterns. It's like when Sisko had to rebuild DS9 after the Dominion War, sometimes things gotta get a little messy before they get better. Be strategic in what you choose to blow up, though. Not everything needs a photon torpedo! So, my fellow stargazers, while Pluto is pulling its backward shuffle in Capricorn, let’s take a cue from our Starfleet heroes. Remodel your life station, but don't forget the power of diplomacy and understanding. Oh and remember - keep your phasers set to stun, not destroy!

The Sun

Sun Sextile Uranus

Today is a good day to pour your creativity and self-expression into coming up with new ways of doing things. Positive surprises are likely today as your aura is ready for the new and unusual. By going off the beaten pathway, you may open up many possibilities for further spiritual and personal growth. You feel free today from all restrictions and you want to fly like the eagle, unbounded by any restraints. Soar high and don't limit yourself.It is easy and natural for those born under a harmonious aspect between the Sun and Uranus to embrace new ways of doing things, to stick up for the underdog, and to express themselves in unique and inspiring ways. These people don’t have to try to stand out as unique–they are original, creative, and progressive without trying. Although these people question rules and traditions if they don’t seem to make sense to them, they don’t view them as threatening their personal sense of freedom.These individuals are far from pretentious. They value honesty and truth, and they avoid putting on airs. They believe in the equality of people, and easily relate to people from all walks of life. There is an unmistakable enthusiasm about life, and generally the life is interesting because the natives invite unusual or adventurous experiences into their lives. They are generally appreciated by others because they are open-minded, fair, and not judgmental. Nothing really seems to faze them! They take things in stride, and are rarely shocked or taken aback by human behavior. If you are holding onto something that you keep to yourself for fear that if you talk about it, someone will think you’re strange, you can safely turn to a Sun-Uranus person. They probably won’t blink, and they’ll make you feel quite alright about it.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon their intuitive faculties when needed, and those with the trine between the Sun and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Sun in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Gregory Peck, Paula Abdul, Kirk Douglas, Tiger Woods, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Dr. Phil McGraw, Gene Simmons. Isaac Newton, Paula Abdul; Trines – Nicolas Cage, Anne Heche, Harry Hamlin, Dick Clark, Drew Barrymore, Muhammad Ali, Farrah Fawcett.

Mercury

Mercury Trine Neptune

Today is a day for wishing upon a star and imagining that your most heartfelt dreams can and will come true. Idealism is high and you are both inspirational and imaginative. Your visualization powers are effective and strong. Somehow, you just know things today. Trust your intuition. Do some spiritual study. Listen to some inspirational and uplifting music.You are creative, perceptive, and imaginative. You draw heavily on your imagination and intuition to come to conclusions and make decisions. You easily sense the thoughts and feelings of others, and you are adaptable in your communications as you pay attention to how your words are received. You express yourself with subtle flair, sensitivity, and perhaps some charming quirkiness. You have an appreciation, and perhaps talent, for photography, the arts, poetry, fiction, spirituality, advertising, and promotion. You are naturally open to metaphysical or spiritual concepts. You might believe in things that others discard, and some with this position at least seem a little naive or childlike. Many of you have psychic ability, or at least very good hunches.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Neptune have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Neptune: Sextiles – Brad Pitt, Fred Astaire, Drew Barrymore, John Cleese; Trines – Vanessa Redgrave, Michael J. Fox, Tammy Wynette, Oscar Wilde, Shirley Temple Black, Robb Thomas, Mia Farrow, Meryl Streep.

Mercury

Mercury Opposite Pluto

You may experience verbal boxing matches today along with a test of wills. Propaganda may be spread that just isn't true. Don't bully people into seeing the rightness of your cause. Be tolerant of others' viewpoints. Remember, you're not always right.You are so perceptive and you dig so deep for answers that you can be your own worst enemy. As a result, you might find ulterior motives or dark intent where there is none, and your suspicious, provocative attitude can cause some problems in your personal life, particularly if it reaches the level of paranoia. Not many people enjoy being second-guessed all the time, yet that is something that you are inclined to do, and a tendency that should be kept in check in your dealings with others. However, your determination to get to the bottom of any matter, to rip away falsehoods and expose true motives, can be used for good if you employ it in your work, for example, which can involve investigation and research, psychology, or revealing and perhaps dark creative arts. You can be insatiably curious about all that is hidden, taboo, repressed, or secret. You have a great love of debate, but should be careful that you don’t overpower others with your strong opinions, attempting to “convert” them to your frame of mind, or treat regular debate or exchanges of opinion as battlegrounds. Many of you do learn to harness your intense mental energy and apply it productively. You are capable of very hard work and effort.Interpretation sample from the In-Depth Profile report — You are bright and insightful but the very strength and depth of your vision can mislead you. In consequence, you get in your own way a lot. The magnitude of a project can intimidate you so that you don’t even embark on it. You are a perfectionist and compulsive. You fear being judged by others as inadequate and this quality has you afraid to act. Of course, you do overcome this many times in your day to day life, but it goes smoother for you when you stop attributing negative motives to those around you. You are able to do this when you feel better about yourself. Periods of meditation and contemplation are necessary to get to know yourself.Some Famous People with the Mercury in Hard Aspect to Pluto: Squares – Hank Williams, Brigitte Bardot, Bjork, Bo Derek, Cloris Leachman, George Lucas, Mickey Rooney, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Lee Iacocca, D. H. Lawrence; Oppositions – Oprah Winfrey, Boris Yeltsin, Elvis Presley, Shaquille O’Neal, Kurt Cobain.