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The Sun

The Sun is in Cancer

The Sun is at 13 Can 57' 37", and is 152093168km away and receding.

The Moon

The Moon is in Aquarius

The Moon will change from Aquarius to Pisces in the next 24 hours.

The Moon is at 23 Aqu 03' 39", and is 361556km away and receding.

Moon Is In Aquarius

Greetings, cosmic voyagers! Buckle up your metaphorical astro-belts because we are in for a wild celestial ride today. Our lovely Luna has parked herself in the innovative neighborhood of Aquarius, just about 361,443.826337130 km away. You know, just a short road trip if we had a spaceship. Now, I'm not saying you're going to sprout wings or start seeing the future (unless you've been testing out that new herbal tea from Andromeda), but this lunar positioning is like a cosmic techno-festival, sparking creativity and forward-thinking. Aquarius is the Elon Musk of the zodiac, so expect some out-of-this-world ideas to come knocking at your brain-door. But don't get too cozy, my friends. The Moon is about as reliable as a hyperdrive with a faulty motivator. In the next 24 hours, she's skipping town and heading over to Pisces. Now, Pisces is like the Bob Ross of the Zodiac - all happy little trees and tranquil streams. It’s the perfect time to chill out, indulge in some dreams, or perhaps bake that vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free cake you've been thinking about. Remember, calories don’t count if eaten under a Pisces moon. (That’s science, right?) So, absorb that Aquarian energy while it lasts, fellow space travelers. Embrace the unexpected, channel your inner mad scientist, and if you happen to invent teleportation or discover alien life, remember who gave you the heads up. Until next time, may your aura stay vibrant and your planets stay aligned...or at least within acceptable margins of error. Remember, in space, no one can hear you scream...unless it's with joy for the wonders of astrology!

Mercury

Mercury is in Cancer

Mercury is prograde at 19 Can 59' 44", moving at 2.1 degrees per day, and is 197439176km away and approaching.

Mercury Is In Cancer

Mercury in Cancer: The Great Celestial Crab Walk

Alright stargazers, buckle up your celestial seatbelts because our quicksilver friend Mercury has taken a detour into the domestic bliss of Cancer! Now, I know what you're thinking: "Astrology meets crustaceans? What's next, a black hole cocktail party?" But stay with me here, folks. This celestial crab walk is all about the feels.

Mercury, the cosmic chatterbox, is usually busy buzzing about with facts, figures, and logical debates. But in Cancer? It's like he's swapped his smartphone for a cozy blanket and a cup of herbal tea. Expect thoughts to dive deeper, conversations to get real, and emotions to bubble up like a fizzy Lava Lamp.

Now, Cancer isn’t just a giant space crustacean, it’s also the zodiac’s homebody. You might feel a pull towards heart-to-heart chats with loved ones, or suddenly find yourself wearing a "World's Best Hugs" t-shirt. Don't fight it! Embrace the cosmic call to express those warm fuzzies. After all, nothing says "I love you" like a good ol' Vulcan mind meld, am I right?

Moving along, remember that Cancer is a Water sign, which means they have intuition sharper than Spock's ears. During this transit, let your gut feelings take the co-pilot seat. They might not always speak clearly (they’re like Chewbacca, lots of meaning but difficult to understand), but trust me, they’ve got wisdom to share.

And finally, Mercury in Cancer is your cosmic reminder to listen. Not just to reply, but to truly understand. It's like being telepathic without any of those pesky side effects! So, let your heart be your antenna and tune into the silent symphony around you. With Mercury in Cancer, silence isn't just golden, it's positively interstellar!

So there you have it, folks. While Mercury does its crabwalk, embrace the emotional, intuitive and empathetic vibes. Remember, in the grand cosmos of life, every planet, star, and asteroid has its part. And right now, Mercury’s got the spotlight. So dust off your moon boots, tune into your inner Carl Sagan, and let's do this space dance together!

Venus

Venus is in Leo

Venus is prograde at 23 Leo 50' 06", moving at 0.52 degrees per day, and is 68776428km away and approaching.

Venus Is In Leo

Alright folks, strap in! Venus has sashayed her way into Leo and it's about to get fiery in the cosmic dance floor. Picture this: Venus, like a diva at a karaoke night, is grabbing the mic and belting out love ballads from the top of her lungs. And Leo, that charismatic lion, is turning up the volume. It's less "whisper sweet nothings" and more "shout declarations of love from the rooftops." Don't just expect to be liked or appreciated during this time. Oh no, we're going for full-on idolization. Think of it as your personal Hollywood star moment. But remember, while it's fun to be in the spotlight, don't forget about the folks in the shadows. After all, there's no 'I' in 'we', but there's definitely a 'me' if you mix it around a little bit. So, keep that in mind before you pull a diva tantrum on your unsuspecting partner. Now, let's talk moolah. With Venus in Leo, money becomes a tool to create those Instagram-worthy moments of luxury. It's all about treating yourself and your loved ones like royalty. But remember, while it's fun to splurge on fancy shoes that match your cat's collar, Leo also loves to be generous. So, spending on thoughtful gifts would be a great idea unless you know, you want to be remembered as the Scrooge Mcduck of your group. In short, Venus in Leo is like a shot of espresso to your relationships and personal life. It's a time to remember that life without a touch of drama and excitement is like a science convention without Bill Nye - just not as fun. So, go ahead, embrace the energy, and remember, it’s always fun till someone loses an electron...or their patience with your dramatics!

Mars

Mars is in Leo

Mars is prograde at 27 Leo 26' 22", moving at 0.61 degrees per day, and is 335434935km away and receding.

Mars Is In Leo

Hey there, celestial voyagers! Guess what? Mars, the red hot planet of action and desire, has decided to crash at Leo's cosmic crib for a while. Now, you might be wondering "What's that got to do with me?" Hold onto your space helmets because things are about to get interesting. We all know Leo, right? That extravagant Lion who's all about the good times and living life on the wild side. When Mars moves into Leo's territory, we get an exclusive VIP pass to the party. This is like the universe's way of saying "Hey, chill out! Life's too short to not enjoy the ride." During this transit, it's time to unleash your inner Lion and follow your heart. Channel that fiery Mars energy and pursue your passions. But remember, confidence is key here. Not overconfidence where you start believing you're the king or queen of the universe - no one likes a cosmic diva. You want respect? Be respectable. You want to lead? Then lead by example. Now, I must warn you, while Mars is playing house with Leo, drama levels could go off the charts. Everyone suddenly craves attention like a black hole swallowing up stars. And when that attention isn't given? Oh boy, get ready for some fireworks. But hey, a little drama never hurt anyone, right? The real lesson here, my star-crossed friends, is about ego. Yes, that tricky little thing that makes us feel on top of the world one moment and plunges us into the abyss the next. It's all about finding balance during this cosmic dance. Feed your ego, but don't let it consume you. So buckle up, space cadets! With Mars in Leo, we're in for quite a cosmic joyride. Remember to enjoy the journey, embrace the drama, and keep your ego in check. And as always, keep your eyes on the stars.

Jupiter

Jupiter is in Taurus

Jupiter is prograde at 10 Tau 10' 17", moving at 0.16 degrees per day, and is 796363239km away and approaching.

Jupiter Is In Taurus

Jupiter in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull Meets the Jovial Giant

Alright, star gazers and celestial enthusiasts, buckle up because Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, has decided to drop by Taurus, the zodiac’s most stubborn bull. Ever tried teaching a cow to dance? Yeah, that's kind of what we're dealing with here. The universe is basically handing us a philosophical bull in a china shop scenario.

Jupiter, the wisest of the lot, is all about deep thoughts and growth. Taurus, on the other hand, is the king of comfort zones and never rushes into anything. Talk about an odd couple! But when these two join forces, it's like finding a zen master in your living room. It's time to step back from the daily grind and tap into that inner wisdom of yours that's been having a siesta for too long.

Think of Jupiter in Taurus as your cosmic permission slip to finally start working towards that dream you've been storing in the 'too hard' basket. Powered by Jupiter's can-do spirit and Taurus' tenacity, you'll find yourself making to-do lists that actually get done. And before you know it, you're not just dreaming about success, you're living it.

And let's not forget, Jupiter is the planet of good luck and fortune, while Taurus is the sign of wealth and money. So, if ever there was a time to check your lottery ticket or invest in that crazy idea of yours, this is it. Just remember to double-check your maths, we don't want any miscalculations now, do we?

But remember folks, Taurus is also known for enjoying the good life, perhaps a wee bit too much. And when Jupiter, the planet of expansion, comes knocking, we may find ourselves confusing wants with needs and overindulging. So, be patient and cautious with your impulses during this transit. Otherwise, you might find yourself trying to explain to your bank account why you bought a lifetime supply of gourmet cheese at 3 am.

So, as Jupiter orbits in Taurus, let's relish in the wisdom, the patience, and the prosperity it brings. Just remember, balance is key. Now, go forth and conquer, my starry-eyed friends!

Saturn

Saturn is in Pisces

Saturn is retrograde at 06 Pis 55' 53", moving backwards at 0.03 degrees per day, and is 1367516624km away and approaching.

Saturn Is In Pisces

Alert! Saturn in Pisces! Alert!

Cue dramatic space music and imagine me, your friendly astrological robot, waving my metallic arms frantically. Why the drama? Saturn, that old discipline master of the cosmos, has slid into Pisces, the zodiac's dreamy, deep sea dweller. This is like when your physics professor crashes your art class. Sounds scary? Don't worry, I'm here to guide you through this astronomical lunacy with a sprinkling of humor and geeky science facts.

Now, dear Earthlings, Saturn in Pisces isn't here to crash our party. Instead, it's time to give those daydreams some legs... or at least a detailed blueprint. Been dreaming about opening a cupcake shop on Mars? Now's the time to draw up that business plan, calculate how many cupcakes an average Martian can eat, and look into intergalactic loan options.

But beware, Saturn in Pisces may feel like your personal privacy policy has been violated. Just imagine Saturn, the universe's dad, barging into your room uninvited, asking annoying questions about your dreams. Before you hang a 'Do Not Disturb' sign around your thoughts, remember: Saturn is here to help. So open the door, let him in, and listen to his advice. It might just be the cosmic kick you need to turn dreams into reality.

On the flip side, Saturn's stay in Pisces may make it hard for you to catch some z's. All this cerebral activity in the realm of sleep and dreams might cause a bit of insomnia or anxiety. My advice? Channel your inner hippie: meditate, frolic in nature, breathe deeply, journal your dreams, and get a good night's sleep. And if you're not into frolicking, try counting celestial sheep - it works for me!

So, as we navigate this cosmic conjunction, remember to keep calm and carry on. Saturn in Pisces is here to help us manifest our dreams, so let's give it a hearty, nerdy welcome. And remember, even in the vast cosmos, there's always room for a little hilarity.

Uranus

Uranus is in Taurus

Uranus is prograde at 21 Tau 55' 25", moving at 0.04 degrees per day, and is 3029440900km away and approaching.

Uranus Is In Taurus

Uranus in Taurus: The Cosmic Bull in the Interstellar China Shop

Alright, nerdlings, grab your telescopes and strap on your favorite pair of Birkenstocks because we're taking a cosmic journey straight to Uranus. Now, I know what you're thinking - "but Uranus is nearly 3 billion kilometers away!" Well, you're absolutely right, but no one ever said astrology was a walk in the park. And yes, it is currently prograde, so no need to adjust your compasses.

Now, Taurus, the cosmic Ferdinand, loves routine. It's like your grandma who insists on having tea at 4 pm sharp every day. But, here comes Uranus, the interstellar rebel, crashing into Taurus' tea party. And let me tell you, Taurus isn't too thrilled about it. It's like replacing grandma's Earl Grey with a Red Bull. But change is the name of the game when Uranus is in town, whether Taurus likes it or not!

And guess what Taurus loves more than routine? Money. And Uranus? It's all about shaking things up. So, prepare for some serious changes in the financial sphere. We might see Bitcoin replace dollar bills, banks turning into digital vaults, or even see Wall Street adopt the barter system. Alright, maybe not the last one, but you get the picture.

On a personal level, it's time to break free from the golden handcuffs of debt, credit card interest, rent, and mortgages. If you've been holding onto that vintage Star Wars action figure collection thinking it's your ticket to riches, well... maybe it's time to rethink that. This planetary transit is all about challenging our relationship with money and materialism. It's less "keeping up with the Kardashians" and more "Marie Kondo meets Elon Musk".

So, brace yourselves, space cadets! Things are about to get wild. Resistance? Futile. Change? Inevitable. So let's ride this cosmic bull through the china shop of life! Remember, even though it may feel like a sci-fi horror movie at times, in the end, it's all for our benefit. Just remember to breathe, keep your sense of humor intact, and always, ALWAYS, keep looking at the stars.

Neptune

Neptune is in Pisces

Neptune is retrograde at 27 Pis 40' 45", moving backwards at 0 degrees per day, and is 4429168632km away and approaching.

Neptune Is In Pisces

Greetings, cosmic explorers! Grab your telescopes, and don't forget those funky space goggles. Our buddy Neptune is doing the backstroke in the Pisces pool and it's about 4,429,232,363.222597122km away (give or take a few millimeters). Don't you just love when the Universe gets all specific with us like that? Just makes you want to whip out a slide rule and a calculator, doesn't it? Now, I know what you're thinking: "Neptune in retrograde?! Do I need to panic? Should I buy all the toilet paper I can find?" Absolutely... not. Retrogrades aren't about chaos and pandemonium (that's Mercury's job), they're about introspection, deep-dives into the soul, and slow-mo moonwalks into understanding. With Neptune doing its thing in Pisces, we're granted X-ray vision into our own souls. It’s like getting a free upgrade from regular specs to those fancy, high-tech bifocals – suddenly, you can see the teeny, tiny print of your soul contract. And guess what it says? No room for pettiness or small-mindedness here, folks. It's all about unity, baby. This cosmic event is like an interstellar call-to-arms, asking us to take a look at what we can contribute to Team Humanity. We all have something to give, whether it's an idea, a dream, or the ability to make a killer vegan lasagna. The universe loves variety, so don't worry if your offering feels a bit 'out there'. And while you're pondering on your contribution to the universe's potluck, why not delve into something spiritual that tickles your fancy? Maybe it's time to take that course on crystal healing, or set up that meditation corner you've been dreaming about. Remember, it's not about 'woo-woo'; it's about 'you-you'. So, as Neptune pirouettes backwards through Pisces, remember this: it’s not a time for fear, but a time to dig deep, find your gifts, and share them with the world. After all, who doesn't love a good cosmic show-and-tell?

Pluto

Pluto is in Capricorn

Pluto is retrograde at 29 Cap 29' 54", moving backwards at 0.02 degrees per day, and is 5059805933km away and approaching.

Pluto Is In Capricorn

Pluto in Capricorn: A Galactic Farce

Greetings, astrological enthusiasts! It seems our dear friend Pluto, that distant and oft-forgotten planetoid, is currently doing the cha-cha slide in reverse through the constellation of Capricorn. Oh dear, oh dear. This celestial shenanigan is happening an astronomical 5059818669.242886543km away from us. I bet the space mileage on that is just terrible.

Now, both Pluto and Capricorn are known for their ambitious traits - they're the overachieving pair you probably 'loved' in high school. Together, they could probably rule the galaxy if they put their minds to it. But alas, with great power comes a conspicuous absence of social skills. During this transit, they tend to forget that other people have opinions too. So, my dear star gazers, don't be surprised if you find yourself less inclined to entertain other people's ideas. That's just Pluto and Capricorn whispering in your ear, "We're right, they're wrong."

Pluto has always been a bit of a cosmic Marie Kondo. It urges us to thank our negative patterns for their service, before tossing them into the galactic trash. It's all part of the planetoid's doctrine of constructive destruction. So, while you're busy ridding yourself of things that no longer spark joy, remember to be careful about what you throw out. After all, one man's trash is another man's...well, probably still trash, but let's not get hung up on details.

So, in conclusion, as Pluto boogies backwards through Capricorn, keep an open mind, tidy up your life, and maybe, just maybe, try to avoid universal domination. It's a lot more paperwork than it's worth.

Mercury

Mercury Sextile Uranus

Your thinking today is ingenious, original, clever, sharp, and magnetic. Electricity is in your head and probably the rest of your body. You are full of nervous energy, but it is the type that can help you accomplish more. New and exciting opportunities may come about today through travel, conversations with others, or through new reading material. Go exploring.You are open to new ideas, and come up with your own fair share of unique perspectives yourself. You have a technical bent and might take special interest in computers, technology, and science. Your intuition is very strong and mostly leads you in the right direction. You have a friendly, tolerant, and unprejudiced manner. You avoid making unfair judgments, being hypocritical, or stereotyping. You are very truthful and abhor modes of thinking that are biased and narrow. You are resourceful, witty, and quick to grasp and understand new subjects. Your thinking is often quite naturally outside of the box and very quick, and it can be baffling to you when you observe others who don’t get to the same conclusions as you in half the time. Still, you require much space and freedom to do your own thinking, and you don’t take kindly to anyone trying to force-feed you information or opinions. You are at your mental best and most cooperative when you have had the chance to find your own inspiration, and you easily feel hypocritical if you don’t–a feeling that doesn’t sit well with you one bit.The trine aspect is the more dynamic of the two harmonious aspects. Those with the sextile can call upon these traits when needed, and those with the trine between the Mercury and Uranus have incorporated the traits of the aspect into their personalities, expressing them naturally and consistently.Some Famous People with Mercury in Harmonious Aspect to Uranus: Sextiles – Lawrence Welk, John Steinbeck, Donald Sutherland, Erik Satie, Martin Sheen; Trines – Sheena Easton, Farrah Fawcett, Tracey Ullman, Marilyn Manson

Venus

Venus Conjunct Mars

There is a desire for love, beauty, relationships, and things that feel good. Desire is strong today and this includes the desire for the opposite sex. Be considerate of others today as you may express yourself too strongly. Use your creative energies and get involved with the arts, music or the theater. How about making a special meal for your significant other? Watch your spending today as you may feel tempted to overindulge and be too extravagant. Curb your potential for eating too much rich, sweet, or spicy food. Moderation is the key. Be refined and charming around women. Do not get involved in petty gossip or in competition with the women you know. Have fun at a social gathering, but remember, don't come on too strong or let your opinion of yourself swell so as to become overbearing and obnoxious.For people with a Venus-Mars conjunction in their natal charts, the blending of the feminine and masculine energies within is a natural process, although other aspects to the conjunction will tell the whole story as to how this is done. These people possess personal magnetism in spades. They live and breathe romantic/sexual relationships. It is generally easy for them to form relationships, unless the conjunction is severely afflicted. They ooze sexuality, and they are generally quite impulsive with regards to entering new relationships. Relationships are not only important to them, they require a fair amount of excitement, adventure, and passion in their pairings in order to feel alive and vital. With this conjunction, there is generally a pleasing blend of self-assertion and cooperation. This comprises some of their charm, in that they generally know how to assert themselves without stepping on others’ toes. In some cases, men with this aspect may be too dominating in romantic situations, and might gain a reputation for being “macho”. This is not always the case, however. For the most part, these people are quite direct about what they want in a relationship, and they are quite passionate when it comes to going about getting what they want. It can be a challenge maintaining perspective when it comes to relationships. These people are generally highly creative and are bent on finding outlets for their creativity. Their vitality and warm energy is something that can be felt by others, as if it lies just below the surface.Some Famous People with Venus conjunct Mars: Barry Bonds (in Gemini), Carmen Electra (in Gemini), Bette Davis, James Caan (in Taurus, also conjunct Uranus), Sally Field, Eva Gabor (in Pisces), Merv Griffin (in Leo), Kris Kristofferson (in Gemini), Bruce Lee (in Scorpio), Courtney Love (in Gemini), Peter O’Toole, Al Pacino (in Gemini), Stefanie Powers (in Scorpio), Sting, Uma Thurman (in Gemini), Vincent Van Gogh (in Pisces), Harry Hamlin (in Virgo), Sandra Bullock (in Gemini, conjunct the Ascendant).

Venus

Venus Square Uranus

Unstable romantic infatuations and impractical or irresponsible attitudes and conduct in relationships should be guarded against. There is a desire to break free from binding partnerships. Impulsive spending may be your idea of breaking free. Be careful during this transit because you are probably not thinking with your head, only your heart, which is your wild side right now. Your behavior now may be so bohemian or bizarre that people turn against you. Settle down and apply self-discipline.The need for stimulation and the need to break the rules with regards to love and romance is apparent when Venus squares or opposes Uranus in the natal chart. These people can confuse their partners readily with their on-again off-again energy when it comes to matters of the heart. With the opposition, this is especially pronounced–when they are given too much space, they feel unloved, yet when they get the love they seem to crave, they can feel smothered by it. They can alienate partners by adopting an “I don’t care what you do” stance when they feel threatened. The truth is, they do fear rejection like anyone else, but they don’t always want to admit it, and they can turn quite cold when they suspect their partner doesn’t care. The energy of Venus-Uranus in hard aspect is embodied in the expression, “Absence makes the heart grow fonder”. When close to a loved one, they can eventually feel smothered or antsy if the relationship becomes too predictable. They can also detach themselves from living in the moment and enjoying the love they have. When apart, they feel more free to love. This aspect is common in the charts of people who maintain long-distance or otherwise erratic relationships. There can be abrupt beginnings and endings in relationships. They are not very “good” at endings–they can appear quite insensitive, aloof, and brusque. The “let’s be friends” attitude might hurt a partner who felt there was much more to the relationship. These people have a disdain for conventional, traditional, or otherwise “normal” relationships. They need to learn to balance their need for closeness and their need for freedom. They truly detest social pretenses, and insist on being sincere. Being well-liked takes second place to sincerity. There is a strong attraction to all that is different, and all that “shouldn’t” be done in love and in sex. Taste in clothing and art is unusual, original, and unique.There is a tendency to react spontaneously and intensely to others, and there is marked emotional impulsiveness with these aspects. Their most successful relationships are unconventional ones. Whether they do so publicly or privately, they delight in defying convention. They tend to move on and outgrow friendships. Some possess considerable romantic charm and humor, and they can pretty much charm the birds out of the trees when they choose to do so! Their love feelings are easily aroused and their romantic relationships begin with suddenness. There is a marked inner craving for emotional excitement and a need to feel spontaneous and free.Alternate interpretations:Venus square Uranus or Venus opposition Uranus: *Your love feelings are easily aroused and your romantic relationships begin with a sudden electric attraction, but they often end abruptly, and you may be in and out of love frequently – especially in your younger years. You crave emotional excitement and need to feel spontaneous and free, so you may avoid making firm personal commitments. Unusual or nontraditional forms of love and relationships appeal to you, and you are attracted to unique, creative, or unstable people.#You tend to fall in love instantly, and you need to discriminate between passing sexual fancy and something that can last “forever.” As your intuition develops, you will be able to identify the difference more clearly. When you “fall,” that is a good time to marshal all your respect for yourself and your partner, and to take things one day at a time until you have forged a deep connection. From Your Spiritual Path report.Some Famous People with the Venus in Hard Aspect to Uranus: Squares – Angelina Jolie, Diana Princess of Wales, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Corbin Bernsen, Naomi Campbell, Chevy Chase, Alice Cooper, Juliette Lewis, Anais Nin, Jean Piaget, Elvis Presley, Valerie Harper, Kirk Douglas, Johnny Depp, Barbara De Angelis, Kim Hunter, Tony Curtis, Carson Daly; Oppositions – Getrude Stein, Dionne Warwick, Sharon Stone, Carl Sandburg, Bonnie Raitt, Robert Pattinson, Deborah Kerr, Jack London, Jesse Jackson, Sean Connery, Ian Fleming, Ellen DeGeneres.